Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Pippi Longlegs]

Can't wait for the Yandere Simulator pachinko parlor.

 

[Floop]

Can't wait for the Yandere Simulator pachinko parlor.

The ball will be hyper realistic with a billion polygons and it will crash everyone’s computers.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Every token that falls from the machine will have individual physics that somehow don't look any different from no physics.

 

[A Sign]

Every ball and token that falls it'll end up in the skybox with everyone else

 

[The Reaper]

Ah my apologies, didn't realise it required log in. Here's the top 10View attachment 1041955

What's really telling is that the second guy has 235 wins, and Alex is still sitting at a big fat zero. Only two people in the top ten do not have at least one.

 

[IceGray]

He'll never learn that just throwing money at things he likes won't solve things.

I must say I was surprised he's not trying to force himself to be an alter ego streamer.

 

[Floop]

I must say I was surprised he's not trying to force himself to be an alter ego streamer.

He can say the sleaziest, most disgusting things online and still have a rabid army of children.

 

[exhausted]

Long lost interest in Mahan and his YT channel
....is he still an Atheist Manchild that eats tendies from his long-suffering mother and jacks off to degenerate Hentai?

do you expect him not to be?

 

[Floop]

I used to be a fan of this guy, and I’m starting to look back on his videos, and it amazes me how any time someone suggested “Why don’t you hire someone to deal with this problem?” his counter arguments basically boiled down to “THEY DUMB, ME SMART.”

 

[FeatherDuster]

Well of course he would have a gambling problem with fake money. It's hilarious if I'm honest. He can't even get anything from the fake money yet he keeps shoveling real world money into it. With all the time he spends on twitch streams and other things he almost definitely hasn't even opened unity in months, he's just got crappy 2 minutes worth of effort of "features" stockpiled for shitty "updates" so he can keep fuckin gambling with the patreon bux and it's absolutely the big funny how pathetic that is.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Update: on dA i called Yanderedev a Scam Artist
He responded and blocked my main account.
He said I was 'brainwashed'

 

[Colloid]

Update: on dA i called Yanderedev a Scam Artist
He responded and blocked my main account.
He said I was 'brainwashed'

Pics or it never happened.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Pics or it never happened.

It was on someone else's Status. He mentioned Yanderedev.

 

[Tism the Return]

Update: on dA i called Yanderedev a Scam Artist
He responded and blocked my main account.
He said I was 'brainwashed'

Leave the cow alone you filthy animal.

Also obligatory loldeviantart post.

 

[vertexwindi]

Update: on dA i called Yanderedev a Scam Artist
He responded and blocked my main account.
He said I was 'brainwashed'

That's pretty epic of you bro! You should keep on doing it, it's very funny and hilarious.

 

[The Silver Shroud]

I loved the idea of this game and the YouTube vids used to be something I looked forward to because I thought the premise was intentionally aping anime tropes.
Now that I know a lot more about game dev work I am more and more disgusted at this man’s work ethic

Like does he know how lucky he is? He has a super successful YouTube channel and Patreon. Most indie devs would give anything to have the kind of exposure!
Wasted potential of the worst kind.

 

[Floop]

I loved the idea of this game and the YouTube vids used to be something I looked forward to because I thought the premise was intentionally aping anime tropes.
Now that I know a lot more about game dev work I am more and more disgusted at this man’s work ethic

Like does he know how lucky he is? He has a super successful YouTube channel and Patreon. Most indie devs would give anything to have the kind of exposure!
Wasted potential of the worst kind.

There’s one blog post I saw where he describes developing Yandere Simulator as being trapped in a prison, even though he consistently gets paid thousands a month and the game would’ve been done long ago if he just did his god damn job.

 

[LiquidKid]

I loved the idea of this game and the YouTube vids used to be something I looked forward to because I thought the premise was intentionally aping anime tropes.
Now that I know a lot more about game dev work I am more and more disgusted at this man’s work ethic

Like does he know how lucky he is? He has a super successful YouTube channel and Patreon. Most indie devs would give anything to have the kind of exposure!
Wasted potential of the worst kind.

Sort of a double edged sword. Large crowds of young people don’t generally like looking at pixel art(undertale being amazing exception) and most indie devs would rather die than use the unity store for anything other than placeholders, but people tend to thing “3D means quality” and instantly associated Yanderesim with quality since the unity assets made it appear like there was a lot being put into it. Then add a mysterious “professional game dev who quit because he hated the pressure of corporate life” into the mix and you have what appeared to be a legitimate product. adding anime into anything will boost teen interest, and mild sexuality gets the 12 year olds. So bam, it was perfectly poised to get more views than an indie game that one man or small team poured thousands of heart breaking hours into simply on stigma and poorly thought out stereotypes alone.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

There’s one blog post I saw where he describes developing Yandere Simulator as being trapped in a prison, even though he consistently gets paid thousands a month and the game would’ve been done long ago if he just did his god damn job.

It's his most convenient lie. If he dislikes being forced to develop the game so much, he could easily redirect the funds to salary somebody to make it in place of him. He'd even retain the sales at the end, it'd be free money. He could then go off and do all the other productive things he pretends he could be doing with his time (nothing). He can't have it both ways, he's either soooo passionate about YS that he can't allow anybody else to micromanage it, or he hates it and wishes he could do something else. He's a mentally ill sperg with no ability and refuses to address this.

 

[HavenlyKingdom]

Also, given the creators of Gunpoint, Stardew Valley and FNAF became actual millionaires after releasing their games, one can realize Alex could have become one too if he had cashed out when the meme was still fresh. A layer more to the tragicomedy that it's his life.