Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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Randomly picked up Crush Crush to pass the time, and my so who plays went out of his way to tell me that he didn't like Ayano, her requirements were too high, and that she was the worst girl in the game.

He knows nothing about YanSim, so there's no bias making him dislike her for meta reasons. It's so funny.
I actually kind of like Ayano in Crush Crush. Worst girl is definitely Eva.
 
Randomly picked up Crush Crush to pass the time, and my so who plays went out of his way to tell me that he didn't like Ayano, her requirements were too high, and that she was the worst girl in the game.

He knows nothing about YanSim, so there's no bias making him dislike her for meta reasons. It's so funny.
At this point Sad Panda should just make YanSim. They'd get it done and give the people what they want.* At least by this point Ayano has appeared in more working games than non working ones.

*dirty, dirty degenerate hentai
 
According to Sisefs (some girl Alex solicited nudes from), Alex is terrified of cars because "they run on tiny explosions" or something stupid like that. I don't really get it but maybe he saw that scene in Initial D where Takumi blew up the engine in his Corolla and that scared him for life.
He realizes that takumi blew the engine because not only hes a retard, he was constantly pushing an old engine to its limits doing something it wasnt intended to do
 
At this point Sad Panda should just make YanSim. They'd get it done and give the people what they want.* At least by this point Ayano has appeared in more working games than non working ones.

*dirty, dirty degenerate hentai
He actually was able to write her as a a proper yandere, so that's something.
 
Guess what was on the front page of r/touhou
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The thing that gets me the most about the comparisons to Hitman is that the tones are diametrically opposed to each other.

Yandere Simulator is a game that looks memey and ridiculous at the outset, but belies a tone that is far, far too serious for its own good.

Hitman, on the other hand, is a game that at the outset might look overly serious to the point of suffocation, but has a ridiculous streak where you can throw explosive rubber ducks at people and beat them over the head with digeridoos. While I get that the comparisons are mainly due to gameplay, it makes me think that Alex has just simply never played Hitman even though there’s probably stream VODs of him doing so.
 



tl;dr:
1. Osana isn't released obviously as expected, but I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and see what he added instead: (In the video, he didn't want to release Osana early because he wanted to fix bugs, remove exploits and anything that looks janky. For instance, he mentioned about an exploit about how you can just pour gasoline and set Osana on fire, circumventing Raiburu which would make the game too easy and having zero challenge, so instead he made it in such a way that if there's smell of gasoline and Raiburu detects it, she will warn Osana about it.)
2. He wants to upload videos routinely to show people he is still actively working on the game, but on the other hand making videos does take time away from development, so his solution is to create a short video and making it unlisted for quote unquote, "hardcore fans". This recent video is done in 4 hours and thus quality is low. He did mention in the video however that he needed to add two significant features in the game later so his next video would be much better in quality to introduce these two features.
3. Phone Theft Mechanic is added, which is just adding more features to earn favors for Info-chan. This time, you can steal any female student's phones. There may be a future feature in which you can impersonate a student by gaining remote access to a student's phone etc.
4. "Follow Me" feature is nerfed, in which the timer where students follow you depends on reputation. (The higher the reputation, the more time students will follow you)
5. More bugs fixed.
6. Another easter egg added. Don't know what it is. This is just five words out of the whole thing so I'm gonna leave this brief too.
7. The next feature (which I assume to be "SNAP"? In the video he did mention two features however) isn't implemented. Alex did all of the necessary programming but the assets didn't arrive yet (new animations and voice lines).
8. Windows are now transparent. It gives more "small negative" on the framerate but it however "looked nice aethestically" to him. This might be fine given it would get students to see through windows, but needless to say they still can't since Alex has to remove hundreds of collision boxes.
9. Some animations are updated. He didn't want to release Osana while the animations look terrible.
10. Basement added some props.

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Also likes/dislikes in his new video are disabled. I wouldn't blame him really given how he has gained more notoriety. I wouldn't be surprised if he made the video unlisted because he didn't want to get unfunny comments filled with "LOL CUM CHALICE XD" either.
Jesus I think his fans are even worse than he is. Its been half a decade+ and they are all sperging out/gushing in the comments. How the fuck does he still have fans like this? Autistic children I know but still just ridiculous.
 
He actually posted a link here before he asked about the graduation but I deleted it since I felt it was unrelated to Yandere Simulator at all. If you all are really curious here it is:


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'This feels like an Alex game' - I mean yeah it has sex slaves but so does like half of the newgrounds adult portal. @degener8, living up to your name in finding this I imagine.

Back on topic, I'm not surprised Alex added literally another dumb mechanic that will go unused for a few years. He also says the only way to previously get a phone was in a scripted sequence, but getting someone to shower is also a very scripted sequence. I guess you can get them to shower whenever so it's not predetermined, but why can't the characters just hold their phones and drop them? Or have them in their bags/pockets and you can steal them? Or why not actually finish the game before adding this unnecessary crap?
 
What the hell is this on my youtube sidebar?
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What kind of abomination do I get when I click?
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Well someone is hella optimistic.


"100.000.000 installs"

I'm not even gonna try to figure out what "installs" mean... For the sake of my sanity...

Edit: Alright pretty sure (I mean I don't buy that number but still) that every time he "updates" the game (I would like to see proof of those "bug fixes"), since you have to download it all over again, that counts as an install. It really doesn't make any sense otherwise... Or I'm missing something lmao
 
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