Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

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The end of EvaXephon?


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Ah wonderful, so he is indeed a stupid hypocrite. This is from r/Osana but, a good read. Someone already did the research on the guy and hey, the results aren't surprising at all

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It absolutely remarkable how much power Alex and his game have to bring lowcows to the stage for everyone to see.

Also:
Steven Universe
Hazbin Hotel
Undertale
Anime w/ Edgy Titles

This guy was already a lolcow before any of this.
 
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It absolutely remarkable how much power Alex and his game have to bring lowcows to the stage for everyone to see.

Also:
Steven Universe
Hazbin Hotel
Undertale
Anime w/ Edgy Titles

This guy was already a lolcow before any of this.

Eh, lolcow is a big word. This guy is just a regular idiot, don't give him that much credit.

The loud house stuff is fucked up but the autitsic sperging about Danganronpa porn is sorta dumb, they look like adults so who the fuck cares if they are "TECHNICALLY 17"
as long as they're fictional and look adult it's not a big deal IMO

Yeah I could agree with that, but, y'know, still valid considering how much shit he has given to Alex about other things.


In other news, I've lost access to reading YS Discord channels, despite having joined after the "no new people" rule. About yesterday I was still able to read. I don't know if they are manually reviewing people or they are just revoking access to anyone that's new. But, guess it's another step into it being a cult-like thing basically. No outsiders at all allowed now into the inner circlejerking.
 
This is a terrible idea but, those youtubers who've done a gameplay video of his game in the past need to be told to delete/private these videos.
Markiplier, pewdiepie, jacksepticeye, iHasCupcake, etc.
And i know its impossible because it requires more people to make them listen.
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This is a terrible idea but, those youtubers who've done a gameplay video of his game in the past need to be told to delete/private these videos.
Markiplier, pewdiepie, jacksepticeye, iHasCupcake, etc.
And i know its impossible because it requires more people to make them listen.

Our thing is to laugh at Alex and critique/comment on him, not to fuck with him or rally against him morally. Why do you care about "making them listen" or trying to get major YouTubers to get rid of videos that indirectly promote Alex's game? Alex isn't doing anything illegal, and if retards see YandereSimulator, like it and want to support it, they should be allowed to burn their money
 
It's the reverse of the Loli argument. Most people would say that loli is borderline pedo shit despite excuse of the loli being a "300-year-old vampire that just looks like a child", so is it wrong if a character is drawn with the appearance of a 25-year-old despite in canon being 16? I don't know. It's quite a difficult line to draw.
It's one thing to have an old character look young for intrigue, but it's kinda fucked up to be attracted to said character when they look like a kid.
Also lolis act nothing like real children. They're a pain in the ass

On the other hand, I think it's okay to feel attracted to "17" year olds who LOOK older, as long as the only thing you are attracted to is their body. You have to acknowledge that they're underage, and if they existed you shouldn't even TALK to them because of the power dynamic.

What is majorly fucked up is Alex's case. Alex is the second case but he likes the children with the adult bodies because of their childish, naive, easy-to-manipulate minds. THAT is so fucked up and revolting
 
Apparently Alex has been having spergouts on his Discord.
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This dude is 32. Jesus christ. If you're a parent, this is what homeschooling and being too scared to push your children healthy amounts out of their comfort zone does. It creates turbo insane introvert lolcows.

When you make a well detailed, informational and honest video defending lovesick only for them to change the name of the game minutes later then change the audience they pander to a week later.

Whys my luck so fucking weird.
Better luck next time? :heart-empty:
Actually this should remind everyone to never get invested in yansim clones. They're a dime a dozen and never get finished. We've seen this over and over, and the drama is never worth it because it fizzles out in like three weeks.

On the other hand, I think it's okay to feel attracted to "17" year olds who LOOK older, as long as the only thing you are attracted to is their body. You have to acknowledge that they're underage, and if they existed you shouldn't even TALK to them because of the power dynamic.
Why do yall gotta think this hard about the semantics and rules of being attracted to fictional characters. If they look like kids, then ew. If they're like 17, who fucking cares. The lines might be blurry and kinda complicated but yall also gotta remember that this isn't about real people and thus isn't worth this much thought.

Unless you are talking about real people, which in that case, sure.

Alex *is* a pedo, though. He's made that very obvious.
 
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This dude is 32. Jesus christ. If you're a parent, this is what homeschooling and being too scared to push your children healthy amounts out of their comfort zone does. It creates turbo insane introvert lolcows.


Better luck next time? :heart-empty:
Actually this should remind everyone to never get invested in yansim clones. They're a dime a dozen and never get finished. We've seen this over and over, and the drama is never worth it because it fizzles out in like three weeks.


Why do yall gotta think this hard about the semantics and rules of being attracted to fictional characters. If they look like kids, then ew. If they're like 17, who fucking cares. The lines might be blurry and kinda complicated but yall also gotta remember that this isn't about real people and thus isn't worth this much thought.

Alex *is* a pedo, though. He's made that very obvious.
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What I find absolutely unbelievable is that if you pay close enough attention, you can see that he uses his computer is a completely open space connected to his parents' kitchen. All this shit he is doing, banging his desk when he loses a video game, masturbating to mulberry's art/samus, calling people gremlins and vocalizing his thoughts about how he isn't a pedophile, his parents see all of it, and to top it off he has his 1000+ manga collection behind him with character plushies. I can't imagine what his parents must think of him sitting in the same chair 16 out of the 19 hours he is awake, in their eyes doing the same exact thing he was doing 4 years ago.
 
connected to his parents' kitchen.
Doesn't he not live with his parents anymore? I don't want to go back and dig for it right now (I'll probably end up doing that later) but skimming through dozens of pages over the past couple of weeks, I feel like I've seen a lot of evidence that our boy is on his lonesome.
 
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his parents see all of it...in their eyes doing the same exact thing he was doing 4 years ago.
If his parents actually gave a shit they would of thrown him out years ago. Your child becomes a complete piece of shit if let them become a complete piece of shit.
 
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I still find very iffy that "deal" he is trying to make with 505 games, i mean even when the let's play videos of YS blew up, Kotaku wrote a few articles about it, and some people brought up the whole of Alex being a massive creep and his twitter/blog talking about "Video game babes"

It would be a PR nightmare for any publisher to touch this project, even at these days in which there's like a "game controversy" every minute on the social media, so you have this game which you need to creep on underage girls to take panty shots, kill underage girls in a highschool setting (topic that can be related to school shootings) and the creator being a pedo.
 
Doesn't he not live with his parents anymore? I don't want to go back and dig for it right now (I'll probably end up doing that later) but skimming through dozens of pages over the past couple of weeks, I feel like I've seen a lot of evidence that our boy is on his lonesome.
I remember when the dox came out during the infamous hack that I looked up the house he lived in and found that it's owned by his parents. Also, fuck what he says about making poverty-tier money, dude lives in a 1.5 million dollar house.
 
If his parents actually gave a shit they would of thrown him out years ago. Your child becomes a complete piece of shit if let them become a complete piece of shit.
I made an extremely lucky jump to page 1950, which pointed to page 1702 which had this:
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"Because I was living with my parents at the time"
If Alex isn't lying, then the speculation of others that his parents left him home alone to go live somewhere else might be true. Whatever his parents are doing, it must be something pretty big since apparently his house is currently worth about $1.5M.
 
It would be a PR nightmare for any publisher to touch this project, even at these days in which there's like a "game controversy" every minute on the social media, so you have this game which you need to creep on underage girls to take panty shots, kill underage girls in a highschool setting (topic that can be related to school shootings) and the creator being a pedo.

it baffles me how he got his stolen, highschool characters into an adult game crossover
 
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View attachment 1473080What I find absolutely unbelievable is that if you pay close enough attention, you can see that he uses his computer is a completely open space connected to his parents' kitchen. All this shit he is doing, banging his desk when he loses a video game, masturbating to mulberry's art/samus, calling people gremlins and vocalizing his thoughts about how he isn't a pedophile, his parents see all of it, and to top it off he has his 1000+ manga collection behind him with character plushies. I can't imagine what his parents must think of him sitting in the same chair 16 out of the 19 hours he is awake, in their eyes doing the same exact thing he was doing 4 years ago.
I noticed the youtube award thingies on the wall and thought "are his parents youtubers? is it a fake one he got?" because there's no way he got an award. I did a google search to know how you get one, and apparently you need 100K subscribers for a silver plaque, 1M for a gold plaque and 10M for a diamond plaque. Then I checked his youtube channel and he currently has 2,69M subscribers. So it is real and it is his awards, but I'm still dumbfounded. I didn't expect this many autistic weebs supporting him.

But then I got a step further and looked at how many views his videos get. Maybe he suffer from big channel syndrome and only a tiny fraction of his subscribers actually watch his content? Nope. Most of them are above 2M views, a lot are between 1-2M, some reach up to 5M and you have to go back 2 years to find anything under 1M. There's still videos with millions of views among the older ones still.

Who watch these videos? Who seriously sit down and unironically listen to his condescending, passive-aggressive tone? Are there bots involved, are the same people watching his videos multiple times or refresh the page multiple times? Is it truly a sect? Am I just underestimating how many gullible weebs there are? I'm stumped.
 
I made an extremely lucky jump to page 1950, which pointed to page 1702 which had this:
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"Because I was living with my parents at the time"
If Alex isn't lying, then the speculation of others that his parents left him home alone to go live somewhere else might be true. Whatever his parents are doing, it must be something pretty big since apparently his house is currently worth about $1.5M.
Imagine being 28[?] and having your mother clean your room like you are 12 and "hiding" your weird sex toy by chucking a blanket over a massive cardboard box like its an invisibility cloak or something

I know often it's the parents that cause their children to turn out the way that they do but I feel bad for his parents. Homeschooling him probably wasn't the wisest idea, but to be fair to them, we don't know to what extent that he was being bullied and regardless, it seemed to come from a good place concern for him. How does yandere dev respond? he blames all of his social issues on them whilst at the same time, desires to murder them for suggesting that perhaps going to college would better him.

That this he has the gall to suggest that his life was hard. Nigga, you made it hard, I would be over the moon if my parents could give me 1000th of the value of your house.
 
I noticed the youtube award thingies on the wall and thought "are his parents youtubers? is it a fake one he got?" because there's no way he got an award. I did a google search to know how you get one, and apparently you need 100K subscribers for a silver plaque, 1M for a gold plaque and 10M for a diamond plaque. Then I checked his youtube channel and he currently has 2,69M subscribers. So it is real and it is his awards, but I'm still dumbfounded. I didn't expect this many autistic weebs supporting him.
Great job detective. You figured out that the guy with a 1M subscriber plaque has over 1M subscribers.
 
Great job detective. You figured out that the guy with a 1M subscriber plaque has over 1M subscribers.
I mean yeah it does seem stupid when you put it like that but I really didn't expect him to have millions of fans. More like 10K or something, I dunno. And he still has those fans, somehow. How can people eat up "Osana is almost ready", "no I'm not", "No, I didn't" and "teenagers should have a sex license" for 6 years lol.
 
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