Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[SIGSEGV]

Searching "cannotgoogleme" on twitter got me this tweet:

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https://tuscl.net/member/406191/reviews/ Cannotgoogleme's account on the reviews page. (ARCHIVE)

Password Recovery:
Test@test.test gives me this:
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Evaxephon@mail.com gives me this.

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Alex has an account here, and while I can't prove that cannotgoogleme is him, I wouldn't be surprised if it is.

I guess we can google him after all

 

[Ligendori Namain Skulizu]

I've done some digging, and found out "cannotgoogleme" (poster from the sex doll form) is 100% Alex

Spoiler: If you don't know what I'm talking about

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For the site, dollforum. com, if you forget your password you have to enter a username/email combo.

Spoiler: A wrong combo

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Spoiler: A correct combo

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(evaxephon @ mail. com is one of his main email accounts)
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You can still try this yourself, just use "cannotgoogleme" and any email address, then try with evaxephon @ mail .com

Nice find, you just slightly redeemed yourself.

Edit: removed the completely unrelated reply

 

[FaygoFagYo]

And it appears hes back

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

And to think that that ball started rolling because I got an impulse to google "samus sex doll" one cloudy day.

Anyway, Fakku time:
Trying a random address:

Trying you know what:

So Alex has an account on Fakku.
There is also a cannotgoogleme on Fakku, who posted some pictures of the same sex doll:

https://www.fakku.net/users/cannotgoogleme/posts

http://archive.is/Y0RbH

cannotgoogleme (cannotgoogleme) on FAKKU

www.fakku.net

http://archive.is/1CL4J

Fakku doesn't let you connect these two identifiers as easily as DF, but I don't think we need any more confirmations.

Anyway, here's is the updated timeline a previous version of which I posted some time ago:

2010:
Oct 19: Alex asks Reddit about buying a doll.

somewhere between 2010 and 2012:
Alex buys a "Fuck Me Silly" torso which his mother definitely didn't see because she specifically did not open the box and she didn't think that it is a dismembered body part.

2012:
July: Alex visits Anime Expo 2012, after being told that it's ok to flirt with girls there, but he shouldn't expect much. He sees a Momoka cosplayer.

anywhere between 2012(?)-2016:
Alex asks his chat about sex dolls and wants to make anime real.

2014:
Apr 1: Alex asks 4chan about ideas for YS.
Apr 5: Alex creates the Youtube account and uploads the first video.
May: Alex starts reviewing strip clubs.
Oct 29: Alex creates a DF account.
Nov 3: Alex asks about sex doll discounts.

2015:
Jan 1: Alex announces that he wants to buy a sex doll under $2000. What a nice New Year resolution.
Jan 14: Alex orders a doll.
Jan 28: Alex receives the doll and brags about it on DF and Fakku.
Jan 29: Alex breaks the doll.
Feb 3: Alex dresses the doll as Samus.
Aug 14: Alex expresses a desire to buy another doll, this time a smaller and Asian-like one.

2018:
Aug 1: Alex announces that his first doll is broken beyond repair. He also confirms that he has ordered the second doll, from the same company he was thinking of 3 years back. This is his last post on DF.

2019:
Jan 8: Alex posts his latest strip club review so far .

Old version, and also some assorted random sleuthing and resources: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/evaxe...der-stuart-mahan.19311/page-1702#post-5351226

EDIT: Some redditor made a nice timeline of Alex that is contains all things that are not related to dollfucking or sneakily recording strippers: https://www.reddit.com/r/Osana/comments/hzhcs0/a_comprehensive_timeline_of_evax/

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

And it appears hes back

Personal thought :
Am I the only one who think that his gestures are cringe-inducing and kind of forced ?

 

[EKotch]

so from what i see plus with what i have heard so far... Alex has four email accounts known...
evaxephon@mail.com - the email used for df and Fakku, the 'cannotgoogleme' accounts
i'm guessing this was his first original email account he used, maybe as far back as vidya days or even farther, gaia...
evaxephon@gmail.com - this is a real gmail, im guessing this was made sometime in 2012 or 2013 when google mandated that to comment on youtube or even to have a youtube channel, you must link a gmail account hence why he made this... this is most likely the gmail used to link the EvaXephon channel (now called Yandere Archive), not sure if he changed gmail links or something...
yanderedev@mail.com - he needed an email so that people could contact him (which was the biggest waste of time) without them knowing he was EvaXephon... though why he would continue to use mail.com is anyone's guess... I guess he's just used to it or something... This was the email NBoR hacked.
yanderedev@gmail.com - maybe to run the Yandere Dev youtube channel without having people figure out it's EvaX or something, this email account wasnt just made after the hack, it existed during club penguin's days... wasnt active or used much until after the hack in which this is now his primary email he uses

 

[Be patient I have lurkism]

Him not adressing an embarassing detail of his life (even if he pretends like it's untrue) in his debunk page that no one in their right mind should know about is actually a good idea for once. Though it's probably just a matter of time until Alex proves me wrong and decides to do so anyway

 

[n/a]

I'm really sorry that this deviates from the topic and if this is late, but I thought it was pretty wholesome and wanted to share it.
So remember how awhile back it was brought up that Alex stole a drawing from a little girl, recoloured it, and used it as a bad example in his E-Mail video?
The character was dubbed 'Arya Codinsun' by the community, and at some point the original artist was found.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Osana/comments/hx747s/we_are_proud_to_say_we_have_found_vanessa_the/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Osana/comments/hxfyn1/this_is_one_of_the_most_wholesome_moments_in/
The character might be put into Love Letter as well.

 

[Burner Of The Century]

so from what i see plus with what i have heard so far... Alex has four email accounts known...
evaxephon@mail.com - the email used for df and Fakku, the 'cannotgoogleme' accounts
i'm guessing this was his first original email account he used, maybe as far back as vidya days or even farther, gaia...
evaxephon@gmail.com - this is a real gmail, im guessing this was made sometime in 2012 or 2013 when google mandated that to comment on youtube or even to have a youtube channel, you must link a gmail account hence why he made this... this is most likely the gmail used to link the EvaXephon channel (now called Yandere Archive), not sure if he changed gmail links or something...
yanderedev@mail.com - he needed an email so that people could contact him (which was the biggest waste of time) without them knowing he was EvaXephon... though why he would continue to use mail.com is anyone's guess... I guess he's just used to it or something... This was the email NBoR hacked.
yanderedev@gmail.com - maybe to run the Yandere Dev youtube channel without having people figure out it's EvaX or something, this email account wasnt just made after the hack, it existed during club penguin's days... wasnt active or used much until after the hack in which this is now his primary email he uses

Just making this account to say that literally, the only reason people use mail.com is because they have a good selection of domain names for your account.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Using the same name and E-mail address on every website he has ever used, including a website about fucking (literally) dolls.
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question how many debunks are at right now. I'm sure by now alex is lurking here with another screen at the ready to add another. "In short No I didn't"

 

[DONALDTRUMPPP]

You'd think with the huge presence of the internet, there'd be people more interesting than Alex garnering attention, but no. Then again most spergs seem content with being part of a cult rather than forming their own.

 

[Kuroiwa]

With all the info of today coming out, i wonder if Alex linked any of these emails to his KF account

 

[BOONES]

Game sleuth is a trash investigator. Does none of his own fieldwork. If he cared about being a "sleuth" he'd have the self respect to make a case file and not 30 clickbait videos about the same thing.

 

[coachmuppet]

so from what i see plus with what i have heard so far... Alex has four email accounts known...
evaxephon@mail.com - the email used for df and Fakku, the 'cannotgoogleme' accounts
i'm guessing this was his first original email account he used, maybe as far back as vidya days or even farther, gaia...
evaxephon@gmail.com - this is a real gmail, im guessing this was made sometime in 2012 or 2013 when google mandated that to comment on youtube or even to have a youtube channel, you must link a gmail account hence why he made this... this is most likely the gmail used to link the EvaXephon channel (now called Yandere Archive), not sure if he changed gmail links or something...
yanderedev@mail.com - he needed an email so that people could contact him (which was the biggest waste of time) without them knowing he was EvaXephon... though why he would continue to use mail.com is anyone's guess... I guess he's just used to it or something... This was the email NBoR hacked.
yanderedev@gmail.com - maybe to run the Yandere Dev youtube channel without having people figure out it's EvaX or something, this email account wasnt just made after the hack, it existed during club penguin's days... wasnt active or used much until after the hack in which this is now his primary email he uses

He also two yahoo accounts: Evaxephon@yahoo.com and Eva_xep_hon@yahoo.com

link | archive

 

[deepFriedBaka]

question how many debunks are at right now. I'm sure by now alex is lurking here with another screen at the ready to add another. "In short No I didn't"

Thank you, Inspect Element.

 

[rcktpwrr]

Is that his actual address? Judging by Google Earth's capture his parents must be wealthy as fuck. So much privilege gone to waste.

 

[Unexpected George]

And to think that that ball started rolling because I got an impulse to google "samus sex doll" one cloudy day.

Anyway, Fakku time:
Trying a random address:
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Trying you know what:
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So Alex has an account on Fakku.
There is also a cannotgoogleme on Fakku, who posted some pictures of the same sex doll:

https://www.fakku.net/users/cannotgoogleme/posts

http://archive.md/Y0RbH

cannotgoogleme (cannotgoogleme) on FAKKU

www.fakku.net

http://archive.md/1CL4J

Fakku doesn't let you connect these two identifiers as easily as DF, but I don't think we need any more confirmations.

Anyway, here's is the updated timeline a previous version of which I posted some time ago:

2010:
Oct 19: Alex asks Reddit about buying a doll.

somewhere between 2010 and 2012:
Alex buys a "Fuck Me Silly" torso which his mother definitely didn't see because she specifically did not open the box and she didn't think that it is a dismembered body part.

2012:
July: Alex visits Anime Expo 2012, after being told that it's ok to flirt with girls there, but he shouldn't expect much. He sees a Momoka cosplayer.

anywhere between 2012(?)-2016:
Alex asks his chat about sex dolls and wants to make anime real.

2014:
Apr 1: Alex asks 4chan about ideas for YS.
Apr 5: Alex creates the Youtube account and uploads the first video.
May: Alex starts reviewing strip clubs.
Oct 29: Alex creates a DF account.
Nov 3: Alex asks about sex doll discounts.

2015:
Jan 1: Alex announces that he wants to buy a sex doll under $2000. What a nice New Year resolution.
Jan 14: Alex orders a doll.
Jan 28: Alex receives the doll and brags about it on DF and Fakku.
Jan 29: Alex breaks the doll.
Feb 3: Alex dresses the doll as Samus.
Aug 14: Alex expresses a desire to buy another doll, this time a smaller and Asian-like one.

2018:
Aug 1: Alex announces that his first doll is broken beyond repair. He also confirms that he has ordered the second doll, from the same company he was thinking of 3 years back. This is his last post on DF.

2019:
Jan 8: Alex posts his latest strip club review so far .

Old version, and also some assorted random sleuthing and resources: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/evaxe...der-stuart-mahan.19311/page-1702#post-5351226

EDIT: Some redditor made a nice timeline of Alex that is contains all things that are not related to dollfucking or sneakily recording strippers: https://www.reddit.com/r/Osana/comments/hzhcs0/a_comprehensive_timeline_of_evax/

Holy shit. I remembered something and decided to check with the YS Wiki:

From Mai Waifu | Yandere Simulator Wiki (Archive)

It matches that after August 1st he said that he ordered another doll, so maybe around Aug. 18th he got it?

 

[Μusk]

Is that his actual address? Judging by Google Earth's capture his parents must be wealthy as fuck. So much privilege gone to waste.

I found a few more perspectives.

Its a pretty massive house.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Its a pretty massive house.

For you.

 

[walter SMT IV]

very nice to wake up to "we've 100% confirmed alex has a sex doll"