Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Votes: 89 3.7%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Votes: 686 28.4%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Votes: 312 12.9%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Votes: 321 13.3%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Votes: 108 4.5%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Votes: 194 8.0%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Votes: 144 6.0%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Votes: 150 6.2%
  • Total voters
    2,418
Alex: "All characters in my game are 18+"

Reddit jannies:
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https://www.reddit.com/r/yanderesimulatorr34 to see for yourself
 
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moocow said:
"Appears to be a minor." lol ... are reddit's jannies going with the Australian approach to "banning child porn" by banning any porn that contains women with small breasts (regardless of age) too? Because that would be really fucking funny.
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I swear officer, she's actually a 1200 year old dragon, she just happens to have the body of a 12 year old!

Jokes aside, Reddit will almost certainly go that same route with how much they like to flaunt their wokeness.
"Something something, think of the children!"
 
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Wingnut said:
I swear officer, she's actually a 1200 year old dragon, she just happens to have the body of a 12 year old!

Jokes aside, Reddit will almost certainly go that same route with how much they like to flaunt their wokeness.
"Something something, think of the children!"
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I thought woketards were pro-nonce?
e.g. the term "minor-attracted person", and the Cuties debacle
 
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An Sionnach Seang said:
I thought woketards were pro-nonce?
e.g. the term "minor-attracted person", and the Cuties debacle
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I feel like the wokies are more like "real kids okay, drawn kids bad".
But that impression is probably skewed due to other factors, like pedos being more active and trying to attach themselves to the LGBTies, and lolicons being asocial smelly cis straight male neets wanking to their hentai in solitude.
 
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According to Alex, a new update and a video to go along with it shall be coming "tomorrow". It could be Hate and Shame 2, but I expect to be disappointed.
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He then posts a lot of art made by someone decently talented that should really be steering clear of anything to do with Alex, but they'll learn eventually.
 
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Lo and behold, it's a progress report. Nothing particularly interesting other than Alex continuing to blatantly lie:
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Fix the unnecessary uncapped FPS that makes my GPU scream for mercy you stupid shit. That's something that predates the demo and is still around.

Screenshots included in the post indicate a new bounty system to spy on students then take photos of them doing things to get points from Miss Info (probably hardcoded into the day instead of being semi-random for every playthrough because it's Alex), reworked system for rumors, and a hint system to say "Conversation to eavesdrop on happens at this time with these people".

Incoming video will be about the update. Consider me disappointed.
 
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Update on the optimization of Yandere Simulator
I extracted the gamefiles once again and analyzed the Unity scene in a stream. Upon analyzing it I made some interesting discoveries. Apparently Alex attempted to instance with the standard material using "GPU Optimization". This of course failed as the assets have been marked static, and become a root mesh. Essentially rendering the practice of instancing completely and utterly useless.
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Sorry for the awful bitrate, due to bad internet while streaming. However look at the mesh. "Root Scene". It is an attempt from unity to lower the batch count when a object has been marked as static. If he wanted to instance these objects he should have not made these static. Suprsingly almost all standard materials in the school are now using "GPU Optimization", aka a pathetic uneducated unsuccessful attempt at instancing.
The ONLY ASSET which NEEDED IT THE MOST, the trees, are ironically the only asset which material is not using GPU optimazation and of course, still marked as static.
Despite Alex claiming to use Atlas maps, (combining textures into one material) that is not true. Each doll on this shelf has ITS OWN MATERIAL. This is a very common sight throughout all scenes in his project. Absolutely awful.
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The setpass of the midnight scene in the kidnapping whatever the fuck that is about has 1700 SETPASSES IN ONE FRAME. That means your poor GPU and CPU has make 1700 ACTIONS TO RENDER 1 FUCKING FRAME.

The "realtime" lighting that Alex uses are not baked, but objects are marked to not receive shadows... which renders the practice of using real time lighting useless. This level of incompetence is unseen anywhere else. Even in shitty VrChat worlds.

Conclusion: Game has become even more shitty and Alex does not give a crap
 
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