Ok, since I keep mentioning
this conversation from Alex's OKcupid, I think, it's time to talk about it.
It all began obviously with our charmer's page on OK Cupid
(archive from 2017, so it obviously looked different back then) with such pick up lines as:
"I don't like to leave my house. I usually stay inside of my house for months at a time."
"I spend a lot of time thinking about
Taboo subjects. Thought experiments. Uncomfortable truths. How different things would be if I was running the world."
"On a typical Friday night I am
Working on an indie game or playing a video game."
"You should message me if
You got this far and didn't vomit with disgust.
Questions sections can't be accessed, but it seems that some people were able to save some. Take it with a grain of salt, 'cause these are easy to forge:
How do we know that conversation isn't fake? Well, only for the following reasons:
1. Yes, Alex cosplayed as Kamina at some point. It is almost never brought up, which makes this conversation even more believable.
evaslastresort: Blush Thanks :3
Oh, and the character I cosplayed as was named Kamia, from Gurren Lagann.
evaslastresort: Why, thank you! ^-^ I am not quite sure what length to keep my hair at...as you can see from my pictures, I have changed it around a few times...
Kamina! The guy who shouts "BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU! YOUR DRILL WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!" The gung-ho guy.
2. Alex mentions working on a secret project named Girlfight. His "games" almost never get mentioned, which again leads me to believe that the convo is real.
The game is code-named "GRRLFIGHT" since there is no official title. It is an all-girl fighting game
A fighting game with an entirely female cast.
Conversation takes place from late August 2011 till early September of the same year(they also talk about Skyrim getting released soon, which confirms that year was 2011). The game itself was released on Sep 25, 2013. The only issue with this is that it took almost two years to make this trash.
Alex also mentions other games he was working on and those are almost never brought up either.
evaslastresort: My company seems is trying to develop its brand by specializing in one genre of games - fighting games, it seems.
I work for Kung Fu Factory. It's not a famous studio; the first title I worked on was a Hello Kitty game. >_>; But we have actually been gaining a bit of publicity thanks to our latest title.
evaslastresort: After being a bug tester for Hello Kitty, I was a bug tester for Supremacy MMA, a fighting game that my company made.
3. Alex mentions some of his, ehm, fanfiction that everyone knows of. Don't ask questions, we will get to that later.
evaslastresort: It's a fantasy story...knights and swords and magic!
...To...to be completely honest...and...I'm not sure how you will take this, but...
Caitlin: oh! I like those!
evaslastresort: ...it...it...it's a fanfic! >_>;
4. Alex mentions Sisefs! In 2011!
evaslastresort:
Sisefs was a girl who flirted with me online. I flirted with her back. She seemed cool at first, but it turned out that she wasn't cool at all. She did a bunch of bad stuff, like...she lied about her age, and she started a website to give people a place to say bad things about me, and her parents took away her Internet privileges because she was taking nude pictures of herself and sending them out to people.
He is full of shit, but that's the story for another day. Keep in mind, that Wunkolo
mentioned that part too.
There are other things, but I'll mention them later. Otherwise, it seems pretty convincing to me. It's either real conversation of Alex with someone that indeed has taken place or someone with deep knowledge and uncanny ability to copy Alex fucking with everyone. The latter is very unlikely, if you ask me.
Ok, so now let's move on to the conversation itself. The participants are:
Our boy Alex, not looking like your uncle from a trailer park yet.
And some chick named Caitlin or Caitieupcake91. Don't ask me if she is real or not, but I remember someone posting this picture in the thread. Image search doesn't help.
It starts on a pretty light note - Alex admits of an event that will never-ever going to happen again i.e. someone got his hands on his password through password recovery function by guessing the answer to his secret question. He says that he made this e-mail as a 'last resort', that's why his name is
cannotgoogleme 'evalastresort'. Caitlin tells him to make his password some mess and then write it down somewhere, which is stupid, but nevertheless could've saved Alex. He agrees to do that, but we all know, that he is going to fuck that up.
From the get go he tells her that his name comes from Evangelion, but luckily doesn't try to tell her how RahXephon ripped it off.
Then Alex mentions what his "coding" looks like:
evaslastresort: Let's see here...for our iPhone project, I was literally writing the script for the game myself. It's a lot of "If, then" statements. "If health variable < 0, then character state = dead"
A lot more logic statements than actual mathmatical equations
Like I've already said, "you better get used to those bars, kid". Then he mentions what his routine at KungFu Factory really was:
evaslastresort: After being a bug tester for Hello Kitty, I was a bug tester for Supremacy MMA, a fighting game that my company made. While I was doing QA work, they started giving me "production" tasks, like writing the subtitles for the cutscenes, and tuning the damage values, and uploading each build of the game so the publisher could verify that it's coming along well...
And because I excelled at the production tasks, I got upgraded to Production Assistant. When they saw my potential, they upgraded me to Junior Designer for the next project that the company started after Supremacy was finished.
Then Alex says this:
evaslastresort: Hmm...that makes me wonder~ How do you feel about the way that women are portrayed in video games?
Honestly, I was expecting him showing her his Examiner articles. They talk about videogames and Alex to the surprise of absolutely no one says this:
evaslastresort: D'aw...I'm sorry to hear that
To be honest, I never really had many friends growing up, either.
Alex also brings up one occasion, which perfectly mirrors his possible attempt at pitching YS to publishers:
evaslastresort: For one day, I worked at a Best Buy trying to sell video games. It was a one-day job because it was a Nintendo promotional event to promote Dragon Quest 9 and they needed a video game specialist (that's me :3) to pitch the game for one day...
...Nobody showed up to the promotional event...T_T...I was...all alone...I didn't get to pitch the game to anyone...
They chitchat for some time, when something really unexpected happens:
evaslastresort: :3 I am pretty proud of it, yeah
Caitlin: what kinda story is it?
evaslastresort: It's a fantasy story...knights and swords and magic!
...To...to be completely honest...and...I'm not sure how you will take this, but...
Caitlin: oh! I like those!
evaslastresort: ...it...it...it's a fanfic! >_>;
Caitlin: a fanfic? those can be nice too ^^;
there's just lots and lots of terrible ones :p
evaslastresort: I have heard that fanfiction generally has a bad reputation
So I am often afraid to mention that my 345,000-word magnum opus is a fanfic...
It's a Soul Calibur fanfic.
But wait, it get's worse:
evaslastresort: Yeah, it can never be published
I could change the characters' names and change enough of the story for it to be a different world, maybe...
...I...I am a little afraid to share it with you! >_< That would be a double-edged sword because...although I am really proud of my story and I would love to share it with others...it has...
Caitlin: oh yea that is possible :3
evaslastresort: Whispers It has a few...adult themes.
And I'm a little embarassed to share my story when it's got raunchy parts in it >_>;
Yes, Alex talks about "
I Am Your Slave"! Imagine trying to impress some girl you barely know with fanfiction that has underage character having sex! And yes, in 2011 Alex was 23.
Then Alex admits something:
evaslastresort: Hm...I had one or two friends...people seemed pretty mature, but there is always going to be one or two immature jerks...
I didn't really have the awesome college experiences that I always hear people raving about - getting drunk and high and having tons of sex >.>
I don't really have any interest in getting drunk or high, though. <_<;
Shortly after:
evaslastresort: And they are so desperate that they think their best bet is to just randomly contact every girl, letting them know that they want to have sex, because even if only 1% of girls say yes, it just means they need to contact 100s of girls and ask for sex...
I could never do that though, I would feel so dirty :x
Yeah, buying a real doll and asking how to handle a hooker is better. Cringe doesn't stop:
evaslastresort: "In your opinion, is it easier for women to find sex than men?"
Caitlin: I can see into the future ^.^
evaslastresort: I've heard varying viewpoints...
Well, considering you exist... Then Alex says something, that I will touch upon in the future.
evaslastresort: I spend a lot of time daydreaming about possible future scenarioes. Everything from protecting myself from a mugger, to winning the lottery, to becoming a dad. And I wonder, "What kind of dad would I be?" And I think about all the ways I'd be a good dad.
But, when I actually spend time around kids...
Oh my goodness.
They are...they are so loud D: And...and they have no manners! And they are constantly asking for food and toys and they cost so much money!
They chat for a little more and say their goodbyes. However, their next conversation is not so lighthearted:
Caitlin: I am doing fine but..um..have you been talking about me to people?
evaslastresort: o_o Well...I was super excited that I met a really awesome girl, so I told some of my friends.
Caitlin: >.>
You sure they are your friends?
evaslastresort: =( Hm, did somebody contact you and say bad things about me?
Caitlin: Someone called shitface_ did
evaslastresort: D: Well, I wouldn't really think that a person with that kind of username is a very trustworthy person to listen to
Caitlin: They sent me these messages
c-c-check it out
and
More EvaXephon. He's quite a character.
Video is private and webarchive doesn't seem to have a copy of the last link. Alex doesn't give up:
evaslastresort: Okay, so! Um...let's see...I will be totally and completely and 100% forthright and honest from you, because I have already laid all of my feelings bare on the Internet...
Caitlin: Okay
evaslastresort:
Everyone has different ways of dealing with stress, right? Like...some people will scream into a pillow, or other people will play Grand Theft Auto and go on a killing spree, and some people actually take out their frustration by being jerks to people.
In my case...whenever I feel down, I vent by writing about my feelings on the Internet.
This was a very bad decision...because it means that I have left a very long and very un-hidden trail of every negative thought or insecurity I have ever had in plain view on the Internet. v_v
So, if you were to Google me or something, you'd see all of the times when I ever felt sad or felt bad about myself or wanted to vent about my problems.
Caitlin: Yea those youtube videos make it look very strange >.>
evaslastresort: That video...some of those posts are from 6 years ago! ^_^;;;;; It's not only outdated, but a very inaccurate representation of me because those posts ONLY portray me when I was feeling very down.
Caitlin: I know, I saw the dates of some of the posts :3
evaslastresort: It's not a very fair video.
It's a collection of every pathetic-sounding thing I've ever said...I hope you will excuse this kind of melodramatic phrase, but it's basically propoganda.
it's like, if you mis-quoted Obama, or chopped up his speeches to show ONLY the negative things he has said, then you could have anti-Obama propoganda.
Caitlin: Yea you're right
XD
evaslastresort: But if you actually heard EVERYTHING he said or met the guy in person...
He would not be as bad as an anti-Obama video made him out to be. ^_^
Propaganda! Alex was dreaming of gremlins back in 2011! Then he brings up his streaming and basically tells that his detractors are just jerks that he banned, of course, rightfully so:
evaslastresort: But, well...when you interact with 100+ people in a day, you eventually...step on somebody's toes. ._.
Every now and then, I would get a jerk in the chatroom. ._. Somebody who would say awful things.
There were different varieties of jerks...
1. People who openly spoil the ending of the game you are playing, to annoy you and others
2. People who spam the chat room
Caitlin: aww that is mean
evaslastresort: 3. People who insult you "Lol, you suck at this game"
Caitlin: spam the chatroom? ^^;
I don't know what that means
evaslastresort: Oh, like...
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
evaslastresort: And then there were also people who would say really really rude crass disgusting things like
"You're a nigger faggot jew shark, kill yourself"
Well, that's what you get for spamming your stream on /v/. He continues:
I'd say about 90% of my viewers were nice, but that 10% were totally immature =/
It was okay, though, I would just ban them after one transgression, and then I wouldn't have to see them again.
...but...
The types of people who do rude things like this...
are the types of people who try to get revenge if they are banished for their wrongdoings.
evaslastresort:
Yeah. It's pretty...ridiculous.
So...
As I became more popular and well-known, I got my traffic. With more traffic came more jerks. With more jerks came more bans. With each ban, there was a chance the banned party would attempt to...retaliate.
The first thing they did was google me, and find out every embarassing thing that I have ever said. v_v
Caitlin:
evaslastresort: Then, they spammed this stuff everywhere, to ruin my reputation.
They made videos, and contacted my friends and showed my sad venting posts to them
Every time I make a new friend...
They make sure to "inform" them of every embarassing thing about me.
They don't want me to be happy...
If they learn that I have something good going on for me,
they try to ruin it.
Well, don't get to compassionate, Alex's streams were complete shit, his whining wasn't limited to posts on the internet and he sucked at games really hard. He also admits, that he leaked her name in streamchat:
evaslastresort: just listening to me
waiting for me to say something that he could use against me
I never even told them your name
I think...
I think that, at one point,
I opened up my internet browser
and it was on your OkCupid page
And I clicked away as fast as I could
But they must have seen your username
Then he mentions Sisefs and shows top levels of maturity:
evaslastresort: I banned these people because they basically ARE highschool bullies -_-; I banned them because they are the types of jerks who would actually go out of their way to try and ruin another person's life.
I try to be positive and say only positive things...and I try never to badmouth others, but...
...These people really are scum.
They're no different than people who tripped you and picked on you in highschool. In my case, instead of tripping me, they make nasty videos about me.
So...please, don't listen to them. They are just bullies.
Then they have some more cringy talk about nothing. The next day Alex brings up something new:
Alex: Pffffft
...I...pink hair is my...to have a pink-haired girlfriend is one of my life's biggest dreams. ;-;
He then proceeds with sending her pics of the anime girls he likes, busty and pink-haired of course:
Alex: Luka Megurine is a beautiful pink-haired girl
Alex:
http://img2.gelbooru.com//samples/568/sample_6b6ed83b08b533197ee4edd247a2f45e.jpeg?700531
Juliana Everheart! Pink-haired and beautiful!
ik: o.o excuse my pervertedness
but those boobies
are huge
Alex: Teehee...
>o> Do you...do you...like that?
Alex: ^_^
Do you know who Poison is?
http://img2.gelbooru.com//samples/1048/sample_cf5edfdebb9d906fded7a98012988b2f.jpg?1258845
ik: she is from a fighting game, but I forget which one, right?
Poison is a dude, by the way.
Alex: Tira from Soul Calibur had green hair in SC3 and brown hair in SC4.
But, in SC5...
Pink-and-white hair, now she looks better than ever!
Tira was in that fanfic of his, by the way. And so on.
The real meat of this chat happens on September 4th:
Caitlin: people messaged me again and I'm freaking out..I don't think we should talk anymore
evaslastresort: Oh, no...please wait
Would you give me a chance to explain myself...?
Please tell me what they said...
Caitlin: explain what?..
Alex they know where I live!!
evaslastresort: D: Wh...wha...
Like, your address? D:
Caitlin: Yes my adress I met one on the street!
evaslastresort: <_> Wh...whaaaaaaaaaat?!
That is crazy! ;_;
;_; I can't believe that these people hate me so much that if I try to make friends with someone, they will actually harass that person in real life...
Caitlin: he wanted me to come with him so he could show me stuff but I ran
I am scared!
evaslastresort: ._. This is...this is terrible...
Caitlin: my mom called the police and they said they couldn't do anything because it is not criminal to talk to someone in the streets
evaslastresort: ._. Caitlin...do you know for a fact that the person you met in real life was one of the people that harasses me?
Caitlin: so unless they assault me or harrass me all the time
Yes! He asked if my name was caitlin and said "I have to show you some things, they are about Alex"
they even know you name
It was like..in front of my house!
Don't know about you, but I call bullshit. That's where my suspicion became hard to ignore. But fun doesn't stop there:
evaslastresort: I should never have said anything about you where these crazy people could hear me. But I only spoke about you because I think that you're a fantastic girl. I didn't do anything wrong, it's these psychos who are doing something wrong. Please don't be mad at me when I have never tried to hurt you... D:
v_v Caitlin, I don't think that it is going to be a big deal. They have no reason to try to physically hurt you. And if he ever tries to bother you again, you can file a police report because he is continuously harassing you. It's that simple. You'll be safe.
Caitlin: You should have told me and THOUGHT about the things that could happen you know there were people like that on your website and you are enabling them to do this to you and me by having that chatroom!
evaslastresort: I understand why you feel scared; I'd feel scared in that situation, too. But, please...I'm begging you, please don't alienate me just because other people are jerks. D:
Caitlin: Don't downplay it!!
Caitlin: I DON'T WANT THEM TO SHOW UP TO MY HOUSE D:
evaslastresort: Caitlin, I have said it a million times >_< I don't even know they are there at my website. They show up like once in a blue moon. It's not my fault.
You keep blaming me... ;-; You should blame them for being creeps.
Caitlin: You keep saying it's not your fault
do you even know how that makes you look?
evaslastresort: ._. Sigh...
Caitlin: it's not my fault either and the only one -I- talked to about us was you
Caitlin: They sent me tons of shit about you though so apparently you MUST be doing SOMETHING wrong because why else would anyone hate you like that
they told me you beat your last girlfriend and even now you seem to get upset at me and the only thing you are saying is "it's not my fault" and "don't blame me" and I am really scared and you are not even trying to comfort me at all you are just making it worse and worse and I bet the people from that damn website won't stop untill we are not longer together and I felt so happy when I met you but now I am just so scared!
evaslastresort: ..."beat" a girlfriend? <_>
<_> But I've never even had one...
D: Let me comfort you, then. These people won't actually try to hurt you, okay? It's me they are after, not you. They are trying to spread their propoganda to you, they are not trying to HURT you.
Caitlin: I don't know what's real or not anymore do you understand that?!
What the fuck did you do them to make them hate you this much alex nobody I ever met has people stalking him in this way?!
evaslastresort: v_v Do you know how bad I feel? That I can't have a relationship because some jerks decided to pick on me? Please don't let that happen.
Would you allow me to explain? D:
Caitlin: yes
evaslastresort: So, when I am broadcasting a live video feed for a big audience, I have to think about being an entertainer. I have to think about amusing the crowd.
I have to be funny, and I have to exagerate things, and I have to do whatever the crowd wants.
So, if someone is being a jerk and I have to ban them, I make a big show out of it.
I list everything I hate about them, and I tell them why they can't ever come back, then I play "Batter up" music, and when the music reaches a crescendo, I ban them.
Caitlin: a big show?..
evaslastresort: It's more entertaining for the rest of the viewers if I do it in a funny way, than just simply ban them without a word.
Caitlin: you're being hateful to them and that is why they are like this, do you realize that? that your actions have enabled this??
evaslastresort: Well, I guess that some people got their feelings hurt by being publically humiliated and banned like that. I guess they decided that they wanted to take revenge by humiliating me.
So what solution does she propose? Well, to put it lightly, it's final:
Caitlin: What is more important to you, that chatroom with the psychos or me?!
evaslastresort:
I would give up my website for you.
Caitlin: really?
evaslastresort: Yes. ._.
Caitlin: I am scared that website is where they gather even if you can't see them
if they can't see or hear you then they will leave you alone
Yep, she asks him to delete his website! This is some CWC-tier shit. Alex, however, quickly loses his determination:
I would delete my website if there was a 100% guarantee that it was the only way to stop these people. However, I don't think it's a neccesary step yet, because you don't even know if they will show up again. <_> Maybe they have already given up after you refused to talk to them in person, and we are fretting over nothing.
Caitlin: alexd this happend TODAY
evaslastresort: D: I don't want to give up on us. I want to try getting rid of them. And I'd sacrifice whatever I had to, to get rid of them.
Caitlin: now you won't
I don't think you will I am sorry but you keep trying to get out of the things you said just a second before
evaslastresort: Huh? <_>
Please tell me how you drew that conclusion
Caitlin: first you say you will delete the chatroom or stream or wahtever you call it and then you suddenly said 'no no it is not needed they won't bother you only me' and I tried so hard to explain how that is not the problem, how the problem is that we cannot become an US if they bother you because I am not ready to deal with any more of these things and if there is even a CHANCE of them bothering us again I am too afraid to go on with you
evaslastresort: Well, please let me clarify what I meant, because I seem to have sent mixed signals.
Caitlin: no I think you were very clear
After some threats of calling it quits, Alex agrees:
evaslastresort: No
I am deleting my website. ._.
Well, to prevent a misunderstanding, I shouldn't phrase it that way
I'm putting up a message saying that I am quitting, and why.
As you may have guessed, he didn't quit forever, so I assume Caitlin revealed the truth to him. They had another conversation and it wasn't much, if not for two things - her picture and one story from Alex:
me: can I ask you how far you have been with a girl?
<3 :3
evaslastresort@gmail.com: ...I...there was one time...a girl liked me, and when I told her that I had never been kissed, she offered to kiss me. We made out on her bed and she let me...t...t..touch her boobie >/////< ...but that was it...we never did anything else after that...
9:28 AM I liked her, and she liked me, but she simply didn't want to have a relationship, because she just got out of a really bad one, and she enjoyed being free.
However, I was desperate and lonely, so I kept on bothering her and saying, "hey hey, we should get together."
Eventually...it drove us apart. I alienated her by annoying her so much.
T_T I will never make the same mistake again.
T_T If a girl says she's not interested, that's it, I will never bring up the subject ever again.
9:29 AM I don't want to ever scare a girl off again. v_v
Yeah, he is trying to impress some girl with touching a boob! I don't know where to cram my
findings, so I will elaborate here.
So in conclusion it seems like a gay op to me. The girl seems to be too ok with Alex's manchild interests/really awkward behavior and I don't believe for a second that some /v/irgin would try to talk to her IRL, just to fuck with Alex. There is also a question of how all of that got leaked in the end. I doubt, that she was hacked, since their conversation moves from OKcupid to e-mail. Otherwise, I recommend you to experience that cringe, full of anime emoticons, for yourselves.
