Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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Part of me wants to get the game when it comes out to see what it's like, but at the same time I don't wanna fund Alex's new sex doll

But I guess one of us has to do it. Do I farm the crops that are YanSim?
If you do buy it, upload it to an archive so nobody else here has to give him money. [Assuming someone doesn't beat you to it, anyway.]
 
I imagine it won't take long for some gremlin to leak it when it does finally release, so there's no reason to give any money to Alex.

His clarification post is certainly something. Nothing sells me more on a project than someone insisting multiple times that this is actually what I've always wanted for years and I should be happy about it. It's that classic experience, go to a nice restaurant, order a steak, get chicken instead because the chef insists they're both meat from an animal, so this is actually what I've wanted since 2016 and it was clearly explained in a blogpost he admits is intentionally vague. Okay, the restaurant thing got away from me there.

But in all seriousness, what most people latched onto is the characters. With the remaining fans especially, their big interest is in the characters. The most interesting thing with the gameplay is how fast people can speedrun it.

A decent game dev could maybe pull something like this off, but Alex hasn't exactly shown himself to be a good writer, and this is way too late in development to try and introduce a slapped together game mode to make it seem like progress is being made. This is the kind of thing I'd expect from the start of an early access title, not after years of development.

The logic, in typical Alex fashion, makes no sense. Yeah, he had to add some systems in for the main game, but I can't imagine a world where in his natural development cycle, he also had to implement 10 brand new rivals and a new main character. It's not like these are blank slates to test a system, he's made it sound like there's a story and each rival has their own personality. And you can really tell he's trying to make this into the final product with how much he's insisted this is what he always promised/what people want.
 
So this whole situation is like that one moment from Megamind?
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As in Alex, much like Megamind, didn’t actually do it, but sure convinced a lot of people that he did?
 
Why are you keep saying that Alex is going to sell this shit? Are you out of your mind?

- Despite him hyping it like a final game, THIS ISN'T A FINAL GAME, he is just trying to prove that he can copy-paste add 10 rivals. This is just a mode and it will be free like Osana.
- He is trying to "restore people's faith in YS", meaning, that he thinks that release of this shit will magically turn things back to how they were and he will look like he is 30 again.
- You don't need a fully functional game to create a steam page or whatever, but there is still nothing like it.

His original goal has always been to push this shit into Kickstarter and then pay someone to make a fully functional game, however, all this bullshit is aimed at his remaining simps and... We all know how generous they are.
 
On the topic of paypigs, this seems to be a time of consistency; no large fluctuations as of now.
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what's are the odds that there are patrons there just to see his posts and are too stupid to look them up on social media?
Yiff.party existed to uncover shit like this for free and dumping "beta" content as it appears too bad the host was too much of a chucklefuck to renew the site and get s reliable filehost

At least endangered flightless birds archives most important parts
 
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Hello!

Although the 10 Rivals Update won’t feature many new animations and only a few of the characters will be voiced, a tremendous number of new models and illustrations were created for the upcoming update. Here are 11 posters that were created to decorate the school:
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Each of these illustrations is absolutely BEAUTIFUL and I’m so happy with all of them! I can’t wait until I can finally show them off in high resolution, because these illustrations really deserve to be shown in their full glory!

Hey, want to hear something interesting?

Tomorrow’s teaser image won’t be blurred.

…oh! There’s one more thing I’d like to mention. One of Yandere Simulator’s composers recently created a Spotify album containing all of the tracks he created for Yandere Sim! Check it out:
 
You all niggas are late and need to lurk more. This development is not sudden - Alex told that he will shove 10 rivals into the game back in May in this video full of excuses and self-pity.
Dislikes are disabled of course. Also, his words about that quote from anon are absolute fucking bullshit.

He then spent all this time telling vague shit like "I am working on something" or "I'm adding something but can't tell since spoilers" twice a month. He says that he "wants to restore people's faith", but really it sounded like "I want to cut ties, have this half-baked shit and leave me alone". He understands that he can't work on this shit for any longer, since now it's just a source of ridicule.
You all niggas are late and need to lurk more. This development is not sudden - Alex told that he will shove 10 rivals into the game back in May in this video full of excuses and self-pity.
Dislikes are disabled of course. Also, his words about that quote from anon are absolute fucking bullshit.

He then spent all this time telling vague shit like "I am working on something" or "I'm adding something but can't tell since spoilers" twice a month. He says that he "wants to restore people's faith", but really it sounded like "I want to cut ties, have this half-baked shit and leave me alone". He understands that he can't work on this shit for any longer, since now it's just a source of ridicule.

to be fair, I stopped following Alex and this thread like 2 years ago from fatigue. I even made a post saying I was getting off. The “he actually did it?” Shit brought me back only to laugh
 
If you give him money you're pretty much getting scammed.
Have you heard about G.G. Alin? There was a fun saying about his performances - "When you go to a regular band concert, you get what you paid for. When you go to a G.G. Alin concert, you get what you deserve." Same here.
 
what's are the odds that there are patrons there just to see his posts and are too stupid to look them up on social media?
Yiff.party existed to uncover shit like this for free and dumping "beta" content as it appears too bad the host was too much of a chucklefuck to renew the site and get s reliable filehost

At least endangered flightless birds archives most important parts
There's kemono.party now, although there are no newer Alex's posts there yet: https://kemono.party/patreon/user/379466
 
Tbh people Who pay probably Will get scammed so i prefer a few getting scammed bur putting the Game into torrent than thousands getting scammed
 
Tbh people Who pay probably Will get scammed so i prefer a few getting scammed bur putting the Game into torrent than thousands getting scammed

You're not thinking about it properly. The people that will buy YS on release are dumb kids that watch everything through streaming platforms only. The idea of torrenting will never occur to them because they can't tell thepiratebay from Silk Road.
 
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Tbh people Who pay probably Will get scammed so i prefer a few getting scammed bur putting the Game into torrent than thousands getting scammed
Problem is that most of the people supporting YS are technologically illiterate children who don't how torrenting works so most people will probably pay regardless.
 
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Hello! As promised, today’s teaser image will not be blurred. It’s a really tall image, so I’ll be putting the full image behind a “Continue Reading” link…but here’s a preview:
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Intrigued? Click “Continue Reading” to see the rest!
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This is artwork that was created for the upcoming 10 Rivals Update! But…who is she? Is she an Aishi? The new protagonist? One of the rivals? Someone who will offer assistance to the player, similar to Info-chan? Is she connected to that menu that I showed off a few days ago? What role will she play in the game? Is that what the school uniform will look like in 10 Rivals Mode?

I know the answers, but I’m not telling you! Have fun speculating, though!
 
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