Even Hardened Convicts Are No Match for These Guard Geese - Dogs napped too much and were susceptible to bribes, so the warden of a Brazilian prison turned to feathered allies to prevent escapes

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Geese patrol the perimeter of a Brazilian prison. ANDERSON COELHO/REUTERS

By Samantha Pearson
June 5, 2024 9:55 am ET

SÃO PEDRO DE ALCÂNTARA, Brazil—A prison in southern Brazil has come up with a novel way to bolster security: replacing guard dogs with geese.

A squadron of nine silky-feathered birds—the “geese agents,” as guards call them—now patrol the grassy strip of land between the inner fence and the outer wall at the high-security prison here in São Pedro de Alcântara, a small town some 400 miles north of the border with Uruguay.

Fiercely territorial, the fiendish nine-pounders can be surprisingly intimidating, charging at anyone who dares enter their enclosure and unleashing a deafening cacophony of honks and shrieks that serves to alert guards if one of the prison’s 1,300 inmates tries to escape.

Their canine predecessors napped all the time and proved too expensive, says the prison’s director, Marcos Souza. The Belgian Malinois that used to roam the prison’s 3,000-foot-long perimeter wall cost $7,000 each, ate fancy dog food and racked up a small fortune in vet bills, he said.

“The geese are happy with rice and they never get sick,” Souza explained.

Prison officers first got the idea a few years ago when they were cornered by a gaggle of angry geese during a barbecue. Like in many of Brazil’s underfunded jails, the prison’s then-director was struggling to make ends meet and agreed to give them a shot at patrolling the grounds.

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Marcos Coronetti and Marcos Souza, stand outside the goose enclosure. PHOTO: SAMANTHA PEARSON/THE WALL STREET JOURNAL

“The geese are like colleagues for me,” says Marcos Coronetti, a prison officer, recoiling at the question of whether he likes the taste. “God no, I’ve never eaten one.”

Local farmers already use geese in the region to ward off intruders—a tradition that goes back to Roman times when, as legend has it, geese took on the role of sentinels, sounding the alarm when Gallic warriors invaded about 390 B.C. and saved Rome.

But it turns out that geese offer another big advantage for Brazil’s prisons: They can’t be bribed. While dogs may be won over with a juicy steak and prison guards with a wad of cash, it’s impossible to befriend a goose.

“They hate everyone,” says Souza, as one of the most vicious geese agents, Tweety, sidles up to him before charging at the beefy cop. Neck outstretched and hissing, Tweety quickly forces the prison director out of their enclosure. “They have zero loyalty, even to the people who feed them every single day,” he says.

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‘They hate everyone,’ says Souza. ‘They have zero loyalty, even to the people who feed them every single day.’ PHOTO: SAMANTHA PEARSON/THE WALL STREET JOURNAL

That means staff can delegate the task of looking after the birds to the prisoners themselves, safe in the knowledge that the geese would easily rat out their handlers if needed. Each day, a small group of inmates are let out of their cells for good behavior to complete odd jobs around the prison yard, from construction to work in the prison’s metal workshop.

Feeding the geese is one of the most feared tasks, says one inmate, who is serving a 20-year sentence for murder and robbery, recalling the trauma of once being attacked by the birds when he was called on to do some maintenance work inside their enclosure.

“I went inside to fix the gate once and they all came at me,” says the inmate, dressed in an orange jumpsuit as he took a break from soldering.

Tweety and the other feathered recruits come into their own at night as an eerie silence falls over the prison, which is nestled in a forest on the outskirts of the town, a former enclave of German immigrants.

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The geese can detect even the smallest disturbance along the prison wall. PHOTO: SAMANTHA PEARSON/THE WALL STREET JOURNAL

Light sleepers and equipped with excellent night vision and keen hearing, the geese can detect even the smallest disturbance along the 26-foot-high prison wall, Coronetti says.

“I’ve worked the night shift before and it can be raining or bitterly cold, but they’re always on patrol, waddling along, stopping, waddling some more,” he says. “It’s a mystery as to when they sleep.”

The idea is catching on, and other prisons are taking a gander at using geese guards. At one prison in Brazil’s most southerly state of Rio Grande do Sul, the staff recently employed geese to alert officers when packages—typically cellphones or drugs—were catapulted into the prison for inmates.

Whether geese can solve all of Brazil’s prison problems remains to be seen. Police recently uncovered stocks of dynamite at a jail in the neighboring state of Paraná and a makeshift distillery at a prison further west, where inmates had been producing rum from leftover bread.

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An officer watches the geese taking a bath from the prison’s control room. PHOTO: SAMANTHA PEARSON/THE WALL STREET JOURNAL

Drug gangs dominate many of the country’s jails, overseeing the sale of everything from candy bars to Viagra and executing enemies at will. A police investigation earlier this year showed that gangs had taken over even the most mundane aspects of the day-to-day management of a prison in Minas Gerais state, from renting out the soccer pitch to inmates to doing the prison’s books.

Prison breaks are common. One prisoner escapes every day on average in Brazil, many through the front gate after bribing guards.

But here in São Pedro de Alcântara, the geese brigade have so far proved infallible, gaining fame across the region and a loyal following on Instagram.

“We post something about our work and we get maybe 1,000 likes, but post a picture of the damned geese and they get at least 7,000,” says Souza, setting off on a tour of the grounds.

He is keen to point out that the prison, home to some of the region’s most dangerous criminals, isn’t just patrolled by nine birds.

“We’ve got guns, 7.62mm and 5.56mm rifles,” says Souza, reeling off the prison’s heavy weaponry before directing one of the armed guards to pose menacingly for photos atop the watchtower. “The geese are just, let’s say, an additional security measure.”

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The geese patrolling no-man’s-land. PHOTO: SAMANTHA PEARSON/THE WALL STREET JOURNAL

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I'm surprised no one has tried to use guard geese before.

Funny that you say that. There's actually a bit in "Livy's History of Rome." Where a bunch of geese warned the Romans of an impending attack by the Gauls. The Gauls were trying to sneak into the citadel on the palantine hill at night and some geese kept by a nearby temple made a bunch of noise when they saw the attackers. The dogs slept through the whole thing. They weren't guard geese per say, but an example of geese being useful in that role.
 
Geese don't fuck around. Here in Canada they show up randomly in about any place like 100 at a time and they will just take over shit. They probably can't kill you but they'll take down even the strongest man and if you've ever been attacked by a goose like there's going to be blood. You can hit a goose with a motorcycle and you're just going to piss it off. Honestly fuck geese. You can't even defend yourself against them cause they're a protected species here even though all they do is ruin parks and shit everywhere.
 
Their beaks are full of sharp little teeth they use to filter water and dirt out of the food they get in ponds and rivers, and they can bit hard enough to bruise even through clothing. The wings are annoying slaps but are mostly for intimidation and not really painful. It's the feet that are the particularly dangerous thing most people don't realize is a issue until the fucker jumps at you, kicking forward and downwards as their nails catch on your flesh and slice downwards in a fucking razor motion. Even on chickens it's already bad enough, but geese are bigger and so their nails are bigger and sturdier.
 
Geese are great for this, good on them.
I don't know. I wouldn't kill a dog to get out of jail, but a geese is fair game.
I agree. But it is not one goose but half a dozen geese, and they aren't there to fight you.

Not even the dogs are. They are there to make noise and alert the guards. It is like a robotic sensor on legs with a siren that even claws and nips at you. Its cheap too.

Hungary should put some at the border fence...
 
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