everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

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morninghomo said:
i dont think lesbophobes who arent homophobes existed before lesbianhood became this cutesy trend
now i can feel myself becoming one
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Think of it as disliking annoying fujoshis from last decade. Seriously, the lesbiennes are just opposite fujos genderswapping their targets of lust.
 
IceGray said:
Think of it as disliking annoying fujoshis from last decade. Seriously, the lesbiennes are just opposite fujos genderswapping their targets of lust.
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One must be severely delusional to be able to change their sexuality as soon as it’s trendy.
 
I am damn mad that there are those in "Wheel of time" fandom - it has canon lesbian/bi characters (seems that it was author's fetish, cause there are 0 gay guys till the last book, which is by other author), but noo, that's not enough, let's declare the ceremony of women becoming sisters (complete with a third older woman serving as "mother" and illusionary feelings of being fetuses in the womb described) "canon lesbian marriage"!
Cause you magically become blood-related just to have sex, yeah.
 
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i know "the moon is a lesbian" has been a thing for a while now but boy did i not expect to see one of those on my dashboard
 
IceGray said:
E3 has caused the lesbiennes to come salivating out of the woodwork! (archive)
Dear me, OP seems to be a weeb who fell into the troon rabbit hole.
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Any of those characters other that Last of Us 2 girl are really lesbian?

Also, let's do more 2016 Ghostbusters!
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BTW, lesbianrey or David J Prokopetz have threads here? I see them quoted quite often.
 
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IdaRita said:
Any of those characters other that Last of Us 2 girl are really lesbian?

Also, let's do more 2016 Ghostbusters!
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BTW, lesbianrey or David J Prokopetz have threads here? I see them quoted quite often.
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Of course they haven't seen 1980's sex farces.

If they had, they might feel like retracting their statement instead of doubling down.
 
It counts if they go straight to yuri shipping for fictional monsters' survival.

Back on topic, sorta. Why don't they just roll with imagining busty characters as lesbienne so they don't waste time complaining about Noire? Would also be less hypocritical that way.
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IceGray said:
It counts if they go straight to yuri shipping for fictional monsters' survival.

Back on topic, sorta. Why don't they just roll with imagining busty characters as lesbienne so they don't waste time complaining about Noire? Would also be less hypocritical that way.
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It'd be hard for them to pick a worse character for this headcanon, tbh. One of Cordelia's defining traits is her obvious unrequited crush on a male character, and she gives birth to a child.
 
Stock Image Photographer said:
I'm not sure exactly how relevant this is, but the sudden jumping to, "it has to be lesbian," at the end reminded me of this thread:
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lol no dumb dykes, periods can happen more than once a month or less often, and period blood is all dead tissue and blood, not supposed to feed a foetus. Ya'll nasty.

I wonder when will they try to headcanon kiwifarms as lesbians?
 
Alberto Balsalm said:
It'd be hard for them to pick a worse character for this headcanon, tbh. One of Cordelia's defining traits is her obvious unrequited crush on a male character, and she gives birth to a child.
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It makes sense to me if you look at it from the perspective of them deliberately being contrarian to get people angry, which I'm pretty sure is the underlying reason for most of this.
HIVidaBoheme said:
lol no dumb dykes, periods can happen more than once a month or less often, and period blood is all dead tissue and blood, not supposed to feed a foetus. Ya'll nasty.

I wonder when will they try to headcanon kiwifarms as lesbians?
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Probably never, despite this site having a weirdly high proportion of gay women (and women in general).
 
IceGray said:
Incredibles 2 spoilers incoming, with plenty of lesbienne NTR fantasies.

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I really hate this. Not just because it's reaching but also because of the context. The character is married and has a family. There's always been this really creepy fetish in the "gay headcanon" community of lesbians/gay men stealing wives/husbands out of their heterosexual marriage and it comes off as incredibly predatory. The idea of literally wrecking a loving home is somehow tantalizing to them when they fail to realize that it only portrays homosexual relationships in a highly negative light.

Tumblr users have the most fucked up mindsets.
 
I swear they wouldn't have gay NTR fantasies if the villains and heroes facing each other were of opposite genders.

Or these are the same people who would pitch a fit about the conventional version of NTR, for that matter. So why does lesbienne NTR get a pass?
 
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