everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

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Weed Eater said:
So I recently discovered an animation gem known as "Raggedy Ann and Andy: A Musical Adventure". The soundtrack is done by Joe Raposo (Writer for "Bein' Green", "C Is for Cookie", and many other classics you probably have nostalgia for already). Granted, the film is a mess when it comes to the plot, and it's rightfully considered a B-movie, but the level of soul put into it makes me happy, and I've found myself really enjoying it. Of course, anything cute and childish is always going to be taken over by woke Tumblr/Twitter mobs, and now Raggedy Ann, Raggedy Andy, and another character Babette all are considered homos in some way now. People have already made video edits to promote their bullshit headcanons and I want to commit mass genocide in minecraft to these people. If you look through the comments you can get an easy taste of what I mean here.

This is a niche, animated film from 1977 for fucks sake. Can't anything be sacred anymore?

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Now this is rolling Richard Williams' grave here. Honestly, I thought the Moomin fandom was WORSE than that!
 
Fetish Roulette said:
Sorry for the late reply, but hearing this pissed me off more than most of the things I see on this site. As a little kid, my mother and I played with her old Raggedy Ann and Raggedy Andy dolls together, and I still have fond memories of the time I spent with her that way. There were books, and I read those too- I think I might have dressed up as Raggedy Andy for Halloween one year.

TL;DR- To answer your question, no, nothing is sacred anymore.
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My aunt also had these dolls, so I have the same feeling.
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Are tumblr videos downloadable/puttable in here?

I saw video of bunch of parrots inside of a tree, and there was comment saying they are poly lesbians.
Awesomly, even on tumblr, there were people telling her to stfu, so she used the "it is just a joke~" card.
All this in notes. Hate how clunky that site is...
 
UnsufficentBoobage said:
Are tumblr videos downloadable/puttable in here?

I saw video of bunch of parrots inside of a tree, and there was comment saying they are poly lesbians.
Awesomly, even on tumblr, there were people telling her to stfu, so she used the "it is just a joke~" card.
All this in notes. Hate how clunky that site is...
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Share it for the horror it's worth

I swear these posts are literally incomprehensible to me. How do you see lgbt representation literally everywhere? Oh my god, two women at the restaurant waiting in line, they must be trans lesbians
 
In this episode of pairing characters just to:
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Kpop crossover featuring questionable clothing choices
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There is also the overly hyped Jennifer's Body that they make a personality trait.
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At least they're honest.
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Lesbian fetishism is gross. An ex of mine was always going on about 'omg we're such lesbians' whenever we did anything intimate. I'd hold her hand as we walked down the street and she'd be like 'this is so gay omg'. It was so gross and creepy, it felt very weird and narcissistic.
 
Steve Hightower said:
In this episode of pairing characters just to:
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Kpop crossover featuring questionable clothing choices
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There is also the overly hyped Jennifer's Body that they make a personality trait.
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At least they're honest.
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Y'know I kinda love how lesbians claim they can't have anything and are "oppressed" or some shit and then turn right around to do this with literally no objection or opposition.
 
Reviving the thread to throw Isabela and Mirabel from Encanto onto this list, apparently (spoilers) Isabela not being over the moon over her arranged marriage makes her a lesbian! They say Mirabel is bisexual because she has a rainbow embroidered onto her dress, even though it's a symbol for her Aunt Pepa.

Don't get me started on the whole 'Luisa is transsss!' Stuff.
 
Blanche said:
Reviving the thread to throw Isabela and Mirabel from Encanto onto this list, apparently (spoilers) Isabela not being over the moon over her arranged marriage makes her a lesbian! They say Mirabel is bisexual because she has a rainbow embroidered onto her dress, even though it's a symbol for her Aunt Pepa.

Don't get me started on the whole 'Luisa is transsss!' Stuff.
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The second a character isn't 400% over the moon for a dude these chucklefucks immediately assume lesbian/bi/demi/pan/poly or some mix thereof. It's a kids movie, for kids, stop sexualizing everything. Also I love that Disney makes a literal strong female character and the immediate assumption by the usual idiots is that she was/is a man.
 
FierceBrosnan said:
The second a character isn't 400% over the moon for a dude these chucklefucks immediately assume lesbian/bi/demi/pan/poly or some mix thereof. It's a kids movie, for kids, stop sexualizing everything. Also I love that Disney makes a literal strong female character and the immediate assumption by the usual idiots is that she was/is a man.
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Which completely goes against their whole credo of 'women can be ___too!'. The Casita picked the gift for her when she was what, 5? She already had her own personality by then, she was a normal girly girl before she turned buff.
 
Blanche said:
Which completely goes against their whole credo of 'women can be ___too!'. The Casita picked the gift for her when she was what, 5? She already had her own personality by then, she was a normal girly girl before she turned buff.
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These are the same people that will bitch about sexism and such and then turn around and remove all personal agency from a woman to fit their personal narratives. A woman is unhappy in her relationship? Hardcore super lesbian, has to be, no alternatives. Woman is strong and muscular? Troon, strong women don't exist. And yet somehow these are stunning and brave opinions and not the most sexist shit ever.
 
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