everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

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Cue the surprise, it's a trans lesbienne. By this point I am taking any claims of lesbianism with a grain of salt, since it's hard to tell the trendy lesbiennes from the real deal.

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Seriously, people calling female characters who have shown clear interest in guys 'lesbians' is dumb and annoying. It has been said before but just use bisexual. A girl isn't invalid or icky or less likable if she can also be attracted to guys, and calling these characters 'lesbian' makes the label lose meaning. The lesbian side of tumblr is so frustrating.
 
"Every girl in sailor moon is a lesbian and I’m stealing all of their looks" ---> almost 30k notes

That fashion style is called "the early 90's."

A lot of women dressed like that. Amazingly, not all of them were lesbians. It just looks gay now to modern eyes.

Fuckin' chill.
 
They got the idea that any vintage fashion style = ultra lesbienne since it's sharply dressed by modern standards.
 
This thread reminds me of when Samurai Jack had a fifth season in March of last year, and Tumblr desperately wanted Ashi and the Scotsman's daughter to be lesbians, but when Jashi became canon, all hell broke loose, and here's some proof below:

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watch out guys apparently not having an opposite sex relationship in a fucking cartoon is an Unforgivable Crime™

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now just replace "straight" with "gay" or "lesbian" and the entirety of tumblr would literally have a fucking heart attack. I have nothing against anyone in the LGBT community whatsoever, but I just dislike the Tumblr-tier LGBT community that acts like their sexual orientation is the only determining factor in their personality and everything wrong with the world is all because of The Straights™.

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"every straight cis male should die because I didn't get the non-canon lesbian relationship I wanted uwu"
 

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It's okay to be an entitled fanboy if you are actually a gay girl.
 
Frankly I don’t see anything gay with their clothes except for the ones the butch senshi is wearing. They’re just old school clothes, wtf is everything from the 90s gay now?

I'd guess it's part bc now the 90s is gonna be the "fashion" decade, like how currently everybody's going nuts for the 80s, and the 90s was also the first time gays were getting mainstream and also getting positive treatment from people (after the AIDS fear of the 80s), so I'd guess it's that.
 
So lately some people on tumblr have been bickering about a certain cartoon character being a lesbian.

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In the latest episode, a yaoi loving weeb ice cream got hold of a notebook that whatever was written in it came true, so she writes her friendfiction in it and ships people she knows.

For about 0.1 seconds, you get this shot -

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So lately some people on tumblr have been bickering about a certain cartoon character being a lesbian.

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In the latest episode, a yaoi loving weeb ice cream got hold of a notebook that whatever was written in it came true, so she writes her friendfiction in it and ships people she knows.

For about 0.1 second, you get this shot -

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My god they are baiting Tumblr on purpose now.
 
So lately some people on tumblr have been bickering about a certain cartoon character being a lesbian.

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In the latest episode, a yaoi loving weeb ice cream got hold of a notebook that whatever was written in it came true, so she writes her friendfiction in it and ships people she knows.

For about 0.1 seconds, you get this shot -

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I've been seeing that shit too lately, glad I wasn't the only one.
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