everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

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hollyhock said:
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ah yes, here it is.
everything is trans and lesbian, folks.
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Please, that's far from the worst of it.
There's at least some justification for that one. Redtail is a tortie, and in real life a tortie has to have two X chromosomes. So the idea of him being biologically female has some basis in canon (though the far more likely explanation is that the authors know jack shit about cat genetics, which is absolutely true. I could pull up examples but I doubt anyone cares that much)

I wish I saved the posts, but I've seen people headcanoning female characters who've actually given birth in the books as trans lesbians. Like I'm not usually bothered by trans headcanons, but at least try to have them be plausible and not just obvious fetishism.

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UnsufficentBoobage said:
Why would anyone older than 14 even obsess over these books, let alone make a "progressive" headcanons?
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Some people first got into the series when they were kids, and never really lost interest (the first book was published in 2003). There's a big difference between "I still find these books entertaining" and this kind of obsession, though.
 
I had to check if this one blog still existed, and unfortunately it seems to be very much alive and kicking
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Somehow it seems even worse than I remember.
And yes, that one person is actually trying to organize a project to REWRITE ALL 100 GORILLION WARRIOR CATS BOOKS TO BE “GAYER AND BETTER”
 
My Sad Makes Me Special said:
Please, that's far from the worst of it.
There's at least some justification for that one. Redtail is a tortie, and in real life a tortie has to have two X chromosomes. So the idea of him being biologically female has some basis in canon (though the far more likely explanation is that the authors know jack shit about cat genetics, which is absolutely true. I could pull up examples but I doubt anyone cares that much)

I wish I saved the posts, but I've seen people headcanoning female characters who've actually given birth in the books as trans lesbians. Like I'm not usually bothered by trans headcanons, but at least try to have them be plausible and not just obvious fetishism.

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Some people first got into the series when they were kids, and never really lost interest (the first book was published in 2003). There's a big difference between "I still find these books entertaining" and this kind of obsession, though.
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The authors genuinely thought that Tortie cats were green. Let that sink in.
 
speedcore said:
I'll probably make one eventually, but for now I don't think I can, being so new.

On-topic:
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lmao @ the lesbian worm emoji
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the worm just looks like a worm
the flowers look like normal flowers
seriously if not for the caption at the bottom and the rainbow i'd never figure out it was lesbian shit
 
hollyhock said:
the worm just looks like a worm
the flowers look like normal flowers
seriously if not for the caption at the bottom and the rainbow i'd never figure out it was lesbian shit
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Agree, but it was so funny to me that someone thought "Huh, you know what we need? A lesbian flag colored worm emoji." Like.. How does anyone come up with that idea lmao
 
My Sad Makes Me Special said:
Let me know when you do, I'm pretty active in the fandom and I can help you make a good OP.

Back on topic: This one's a big post, so I just cropped it to the relevant bit.
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Full post: http://archive.is/rttIj
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I've been active since 2008 or so, so I have a bunch of goodies from this hellhole, but any additions are definitely appreciated.

On-topic: Jesus christ, they're right though, Rose isn't confirmed to be lesbian, just non-straight. What the hell is wrong with the Homestuck fandom? They're so fucking hostile.
 
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