everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

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My Sad Makes Me Special said:
Please, that's far from the worst of it.
There's at least some justification for that one. Redtail is a tortie, and in real life a tortie has to have two X chromosomes. So the idea of him being biologically female has some basis in canon (though the far more likely explanation is that the authors know jack shit about cat genetics, which is absolutely true. I could pull up examples but I doubt anyone cares that much)
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There's actually been cases of male calico cats, but they're extremely rare because they have to have an extra X chromosome for their fur color to be possible. They're also sterile because of the extra chromosome, they're XXY.

Another interesting thing about cats is that ginger cats are usually male, but female ginger cats are not a genetic anomaly like male calicos.
 
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speedcore said:
Posted this in another thread but it annoys me with a burning passion. Mind my object show sperging but he's implied to like guys in the show, is that not good enough for these people?

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only on tumblr will a possibly gay male character will be called a lesbian

SpaceRanger said:
There's actually been cases of male calico cats, but they're extremely rare because they have to have an extra X chromosome for their fur color to be possible. They're also sterile because of the extra chromosome.
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oh yeah they exist, and they're definitely sterile for the most part, but
i think ive heard of a few male calicos being able to have kittens, but those might be rumors.
 
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hollyhock said:
oh yeah they exist, and they're definitely sterile for the most part, but
i think ive heard of a few male calicos being able to have kittens, but those might be rumors.
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IIRC Redtail was Sandstorm's father... which combined with the 1/3000 male-to-female calico ratio, and their resulting sterility, seems like yet another cat genetics fuckup by the Erins
 
My Sad Makes Me Special said:
Let me know when you do, I'm pretty active in the fandom and I can help you make a good OP.

Back on topic: This one's a big post, so I just cropped it to the relevant bit.
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homestuck is one of the most violent, hateful, and aggressive fandoms i've ever been in. they don't even like the creator of the comic.
but yeah, it's implied that rose is bisexual, hitting on dave before she knew they were related, and having an interest in both the white queen and king.

scathefire said:
IIRC Redtail was Sandstorm's father... which combined with the 1/3000 male-to-female calico ratio, and their resulting sterility, seems like yet another cat genetics fuckup by the Erins
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i think that's what started the whole thing.
he's also shipped with runningwind.
 
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scathefire said:
IIRC Redtail was Sandstorm's father... which combined with the 1/3000 male-to-female calico ratio, and their resulting sterility, seems like yet another cat genetics fuckup by the Erins
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I've never read the Warriors Books, but you'd think someone who wrote an entire book series all about cats would do a little research on them.
 
SpaceRanger said:
I've never read the Warriors Books, but you'd think someone who wrote an entire book series all about cats would do a little research on them.
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i only read it because it's just addicting. like. the writing isnt even good anymore but i cant stop reading it
yeah the erins dont know shit about cats, much less on how to write.
dotc is pretty good, but the main writer didn't even work on it.
 
In the future, lesbian overlords will take over the world, only a few cis heterosexuals will remain alive.
 
Why make something "gayer and better uwu" if it's good enough to gather so much attention in the first place? -- Wait I forgot this is tumblr.

I do hang around the warrior cats fandom from time to time and it does get pretty wild. If you do need help with an OP, @speedcore, I can willingly help you. I know a good amount (once I had the joy of seeing a gem that was "foxkin" but I have lost it. Pity that.).
 
Rayemond46 said:
I'd rather be straight than becoming a creepy lesbian that drools over anything girl x girl and nothing else.
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Same. Fucking same, my friend.

Ratty said:
That's hetcharacteroftheday if I'm not mistaken.

What people also flip their shit at is the blog canonlgbtcharacteroftheday, which is run by the same people. And why? Because they dare post bisexual characters, and, get this, say they're bisexual. Shocking, I know. Almost everytime they post a bisexual character from a somewhat popular piece of media, the gay/lesbian fetishists crawl out of their holes to start a long-winded discussion about how the character is actually a pure uwu gay boi or a men-hating lesbian.
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hetcharacteroftheday is fucking blessed and made my day better, thank you so much.
 
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the bi hatred just proves this isnt abt shipping, its abt labels

it seems like most of the time when guy characters are headcanoned as gay its for shipping... and they dont usually mind em being wildly headcanoned as bi either, as long as theyre w this other particular guy they ship em w
w lesbians its never cause they have a match for her in mind, its for the label. cause 1. the concept of lesbianism is cute and 2. so filthy men cant touch her
 
NICE BOAT said:
So I was eyeing my dashboard and looking at the reblogs for curiosity, as I always do... And then, I find this

http://scientistdrnumbers.tumblr.com/post/167784019873/shoujofrites-scientistdrnumbers

"It was a joke"

Fuck these people for ruining cute things, honestly
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Hate that shit. It's translating in real life too with the younger generation where when they say something wrong or make a mistake, they say "just kidding" instead of "oops my bad" as though not owning up to their mistakes and making eveything out to be intentionally wrong.
 
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