everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

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While I can understand that you can find somebody attractive out of your sexuality, I've seen a few men-hating lesbians who, somehow, keep thirsting over hyper masculine monsters (like Venom), non-human males and even just fictional men (THOR the lesbian icon). Yet they keep insisting about how they absolutely hate men and act like the nice gals they are. Me think they want to get dicked, they just don't want to admit it to themselves because their sole identity resolves around hating men.
Like, seriously, the number of time you see a male character portrayed as a lesbian on Tumblr is quite funny, because even if they headcanon them as trans, they either have a dick or look really masculine, so I don't what to tell you besides it's denial.
 
Oupalaylay said:
While I can understand that you can find somebody attractive out of your sexuality, I've seen a few men-hating lesbians who, somehow, keep thirsting over hyper masculine monsters (like Venom), non-human males and even just fictional men (THOR the lesbian icon). Yet they keep insisting about how they absolutely hate men and act like the nice gals they are. Me think they want to get dicked, they just don't want to admit it to themselves because their sole identity resolves around hating men.
Like, seriously, the number of time you see a male character portrayed as a lesbian on Tumblr is quite funny, because even if they headcanon them as trans, they either have a dick or look really masculine, so I don't what to tell you besides it's denial.
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ive seen posts abt how "lesbians only like fictional monster men because real men are gross" despite some monster men that they like literally just being a conventionally handsome man w maybe some fangs or a slightly odd face or skin color

im starting to think a lot "lesbians" just hate men in theory, because of what the idea of a man is to them, as opposed to the idea of a woman
 
Maybe they're just bisexuals in denial.

Either that or they're still in that "eewww boys are gross and have girl cooties!" stage of life, and when you mix that with real fears of rape and sexual assault, plus a lot of shelteredness it turns them into the mess they are.
 
Anyone, man or woman who admits to being straight on Tumblr will be death sentenced and sent to their execution.
Sorry cishets! I don't make the roolz uwu

(Reading through this thread makes my theory on lesbians becoming dictators in the future more and more clear)
 
UnsufficentBoobage said:
I know I've got added to some kind of shitlist just cause my bio clarifies I'm a straight woman (and cause of that, a surprising amount of blogs I had 0 interaction with has me banned).
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Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?
 
ISOPODEYES said:
Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?
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I mostly think he's tired from managing all this shit, but maybe this, too.

Also, besides that, I've been put on a "TERF list" for wishing an anti-feminist blog happy birthday (but that was way later),
 
UnsufficentBoobage said:
I know I've got added to some kind of shitlist just cause my bio clarifies I'm a straight woman (and cause of that, a surprising amount of blogs I had 0 interaction with has me banned).
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can u show us the list? sounds interesting
 
The Fatriarchy said:
You were put on a list of feminists for speaking to an anti-feminist. Okay.
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I am pretty sure it was done by a troll (basicaly, the antifem blog made a list thanking people for birthday wishes, and troll blog called it "block these, they're TERFs" list, and, apparently, people believed).

morninghomo said:
can u show us the list? sounds interesting
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I don't know if one exists physically - but after I edited my description, two of my followers disappeared (I have like 300, but never check who is who if we don't interact, so cannot pinpoint them), and the "blog I see for the first time ever has me blocked" thing started to happen. Correlation may not imply casuation, but still...and I know that, before the edit, lots of people thought I'm a gay guy.
 
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