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That's because, especially if there's a male lead, he's gay and they're "MLM/WLW solidarity."
everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian
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Oh, canon straight couple? Either make them gay for some other character or trans.
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They're...making gay swords now...
A backsword is in no way fast. It swings just as fast as any other swing oriented sword does. I don't want any sword in my hands to be delicate, I would much prefer a well made piece I can count on not to snap mid-bout. Single edge, at least she got that right. What the hell is a "Fencing Sword"? If you mean foil, you're wrong. If you mean rapier, you're also wrong.
I looked up the, "Sword of Dios". Very few backswords have the knuckles align with the blade, but, they do exist. That thing clearly has two edges, and it's stupidly thin.
Lastly, that sword is not called a flamberge. The design of the blade itself is flamberge, but the sword as a whole is a zweihander. The idea of bigger swords being slower is bullshit. You can swing a zweihander just as fast as an arming sword if you know what you're doing.
I looked up the, "Sword of Dios". Very few backswords have the knuckles align with the blade, but, they do exist. That thing clearly has two edges, and it's stupidly thin.
Lastly, that sword is not called a flamberge. The design of the blade itself is flamberge, but the sword as a whole is a zweihander. The idea of bigger swords being slower is bullshit. You can swing a zweihander just as fast as an arming sword if you know what you're doing.
This kind of thing is what really baffles me. These people really are desperate to apply the lesbian tag to anything and everything. You have to wonder what these people act like in an actual relationship.
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They don’t get any action, no one wants to fuck with the sword that’s already in their pants.
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Wasn't sure where to put this, but it's similar enough in theme to this one that fuck it, I'm putting it here.
I know that Disney Princess is a popular target. It's a given. I'm just tired all the same.
I know that Disney Princess is a popular target. It's a given. I'm just tired all the same.
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Just make them all aesexual, that'll get em'.
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As someone who regularly plays Love Nikki, I can assure you that anyone who pays any attention to the characters or story is a complete sperg. I don't even know which one is Kimi. But I can tell you that nearly half of the female characters come with a handbang boyfriend so their precious little lesbeans are definitely not there. There's even an entire rewards section dedicated to how much some chick wants to impress her male crush.
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When were there people going “zomg lesbians” in Danganronpa? Because besides Himiko and Tenko shippers, I dont recall ever seeing it, but maybe its just cause I dont talk to the fandom at all.
I do see a good bit of “zomg so gay” though.
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toko and naegi's sister is a smaller shipping tumblr has despite toko being you know....a byakuya fangirl. you also have asahina and sakura.
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Tumblr pulls out the "she has comp het!1" card whenever you bring up that Toko canonically had a crush on Byakuta
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Kimi is the short, silver-haired rich girl who travels around with her dad’s aidé, closely follows Nikki’s progress as a stylist, and seems to crush a bit on her. This means Tumblr latched on Kimi as their “precious lesbian symbol”, reduce her solely to her possible crush on Nikki, and FUCKING HOWL at the mere idea of her and Nikki not being ~classy pastel-colored cute lesbians uwu uwu~. Nevermind the current crackdowns and censorship of actual LGBT media in China, according to the entitled Western lesbians on Tumblr Kimi is nothing but their ~lesbian waifu~ and she only matters as their “lesbian role model” and Nikki’s “girlfriend”.
I wish I was joking, but I’m not. Tumblrinas are firmly convinced that Love Nikki is some ~lesbian paradise~ of sorts and that Kimi is a canon ~wlw~, so you can imagine how they took the spoilers for Chapter 17. (Tldr: Kimi gets surprise kissed by a dude who crushes on her. They reacted as if Kimi had been graphically gangraped onscreen).
(Sorry for the TLDR, but like I told you guys before, I’ve seen this crap with my own eyes. I almost stopped checking the LN tags on Tumblr because of the gross and creepy lesbians that project their fetishized view of women all over it).
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Didn’t Sakura have a boyfriend while Aoi had a crush on Jason Statham?
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Don’t remember the Aoi stuff but yeah, Sakura had a boyfriend named Kenichirou. He was fatally ill, iirc, though apparently still alive when Absolute Despair Girls took place.
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Oh yeah, now I remember her. The most I remember gleaning from her is that she kind of annoyed me. Can they just maybe consider that Kimi is like....bisexual? Of course not, then they won't be able to project their own insecurities on the rich girl who has it all, and bisexuals are apparently the incarnation of Satan. Representation my ass.
That's a real pity because for a phone game, Love Nikki is a fucking HUGE game with a lot of content to discuss. Boiling it all down to 'muh lesbians!!' is probably the stupidest thing you can with the game.
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It's the exact same people who call all the BNHA girls lesbians, and for the exact same reasons too. (You'll notice BNHA is basically Danganronpa 2 to Tumblr, because the base premise is the same, just with more superheroes)
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Yeah I've noticed and now just realised that everyone I've known who has identified as queer or genderqueer or demisexual whatever were all women. Any LGBT+ guys I know usually just say they're gay or bi. At least this is in my experience.
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The only genderqueer person I've met irl was originally a guy, but most genderqueer people I see on tumblr are female.
I've met two transgender people irl, one mtf and one ftm. They passed very convicingly. Nearly every trans person I've seen online makes no effort to pass.
I suspect cows dominate the representation of these groups because they just shout on the internet and never go outside.
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Yeah, this. I don't discard Kimi maybe liking Nikki that way, and normally I'd consider it cute, but the fans are so obsessed with Kimi being a ~classy lesbian~ that it's a huge turn-off. I remember the owner of the "Incorrect Love Nikki Quotes" blog (read: unfunny "humor" and OOC galore) making Nikki an archetypical psycho lesbian who murdered the guy who surprise-kisses Kimi in Chapter 17 and I was all "oh my God you dumb bitch, can you shoot yourself on the foot again?"
And speaking of Love Nikki fans and their lesbian fetish...
https://nyargthestar.tumblr.com/post/179758326399/please-let-this-be-a-lesbian-relationship-thats
http://archive.is/qq2rI
They're talking about Timi, aka this girl. Whose crush is never seen on-screen, but is very clearly referred to as a guy in all the talks about her crush. The guy that is implied to have become Timi's boyfriend off-screen. And yet these brats AGAIN insist that she must be a lesbian for no other reason than "uuuuuuh... we want lesbians!!! and we want them now!!!!"
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This is just fucking stupid. Bookish Girl Has a Crush has ALWAYS been about dressing up a girl so she'll appeal to her male crush. Any other reading of it is willful ignorance.
As for Kimi, I've had that same problem in other media, I'll admit. I've found certain girls who like girls in media charming and cute...then Tumblr gets a hold of them and the character becomes nothing but that sexuality. The obsession with the character's sexuality only makes me really feel like a lot of these people don't actually care about these characters. All they draw is pictures of said characters wearing clothes they probably wouldn't wear that loudly express some sexual or socio-political feminist belief regardless of anything the character has expressed prior. Browsing tags on Tumblr now is just straight up depressing because you literally can't go more than three or four posts without someone making some post that completely discards any sense of the actual characterization or character interaction chemistry....all so they can make some 'woke' post about how the character is a trans lesbian who Hates The TERFs.
It's just uncomfortable. It's such a blatant example of projecting onto a character, except now, that's apparently what we're SUPPOSED to do with characters according to these twats. Nothing is ever digested past what they already think about themselves, they just shove it in their mouths and let it rot.
This is probably getting off topic, though, so lemme find some Woke Ass Lesbians.
I'm sure when C.S. Lewis wrote this heavily Christian themed fantasy series, the very first thought at the forefront of his mind was making this eight year old child attracted to other girls. It's true, guys, I put canon in front of it. That makes it right.