everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

[Pistachio]

ah yeah

 

[FierceBrosnan]

ah yeah

So lesbians will freak out and go on the aggressive if you make eye contact, are hurt if exposed to water or sunlight, and will rearrange all your stuff you worked hard to build? This checks out.

EDIT: I should really check my spelling.

 

[scathefire]

So lesbians will freak out and go on the aggrissive if you make eye contact, are hurt if exposed to water or sunlight, and will rearrange all your stuff you worked hard to build? This checks out.

Makes sense, tumblr lesbians probably identify with being that one weird person who gets irrationally angry over other people saying and doing completely normal things.

 

[Valstrax]

Makes sense, tumblr lesbians probably identify with being that one weird person who gets irrationally angry over other people saying and doing completely normal things.

Rule number 1 of interacting with Tumblr lesbians: Maintain eye contact, they can smell fear.

 

[kidsquid]

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Ignoring the lesbian garbage (they're robots, stop), why did they make a pure white robot black?

Cross-post from the SJW art topic.

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

Cross-post from the SJW art topic.

In a vacuum, this is cute and fine, whatever, and I hate that tumblr has Ludovico-ed me into reacting to it like a bad smell.

 

[DemonicSapphire]

Tumblr trying to make every and anything gay as usual so to keep the dirty straights away.

 

[Meowthkip]

Tumblr trying to make every and anything gay as usual so to keep the dirty straights away.

I guess since they're the type of dummies that fall for the Alt-Right and white supremacists "claiming" things like drinking milk, making the OK hand sign, or that gif of that headbanging pigeon, it's not really a surprise that they would desperately try and snatch up the things they like reflexively, as if anybody but them will acknowledge it.

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

https://standarddeviaation.tumblr.com/post/180058194594/sumia-for-the-ask-meme
http://archive.is/iVqeP

>Sumia can marry only guys in the game
>One of these guys is Chrom aka the hero who has limited marriage options (like her) and another is the Male Avatar
>Sumia is nothing but happy with her husbands
>Even when Sumia is implied to have some interest in specific kinds of girls in a DLC, this doesn't mean she's not interested in guys too
>......
>This bitch: LESBIAN LESBIAN SUMIA MUST BE A LESBIAN, SHE'S SAPPHIC, SHE'S GIRLS ONLY, SHE'S NONBINARY EVEN WHEN SHE'S SUPER GIRLY IN CANON, LESSSBIANNNNNN!!!!!

 

[Valstrax]

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https://standarddeviaation.tumblr.com/post/180058194594/sumia-for-the-ask-meme
http://archive.is/iVqeP

>Sumia can marry only guys in the game
>One of these guys is the hero who has limited marriage options and another is the male protagonist
>Sumia is nothing but happy with her husbands
>Even when Sumia is implied to have some interest in specific kinds of girls in a DLC, this doesn't mean she's not interested in guys too
>......
>This bitch: LESBIAN LESBIAN SUMIA MUST BE A LESBIAN, SHE'S SAPPHIC, SHE'S GIRLS ONLY, SHE'S NONBINARY EVEN WHEN SHE'S SUPER GIRLY IN CANON, LESSSBIANNNNNN!!!!!

>tfw no cute lesbian gf

 

[OneDaySon]

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He looks like a pretty boy and apparently pretty boys are more likely to be victims of trans headcanons.

It's just an odd one as he starts to grow a bit of facial hair in the show. A MTF wouldn't keep the facial hair and an FTM wouldn't be able to grow facial hair without hormones which wouldn't be readily available in post-apocalypse. It's just not a thing.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Now in duck flavor:

 

[CokeFather]

Little do they know they're the ones making tumblr hellish

that meme is a big ol flag for "I never go outside!"

 

[Meowthkip]

Now in duck flavor:
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"THEY ARE ALL LESBIANS BECAUSE I, A PERSON, WANTS TO FUCK ALL THESE CARTOON DUCKS."

lel, calm yer tits

 

[Brit Crust]

lel, calm yer duck tits, woo-hoo

FTFY

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

"THEY ARE ALL LESBIANS BECAUSE I, A PERSON, WANTS TO FUCK ALL THESE CARTOON DUCKS."

lel, calm yer tits

 

[Xerxes IX]

Little do they know they're the ones making tumblr hellish

that meme is a big ol flag for "I never go outside!"

I wish they could spell "trans people" out normally. Every time I see trans ppl (or pple here) my organs contract reflexively.

 

[Gingervitis]

Little do they know they're the ones making tumblr hellish

that meme is a big ol flag for "I never go outside!"

Is Excellus trans?

 

[Valstrax]

Is Excellus trans?

Do you mind if I answer that for you?

Spoiler: It's obvious.

No.

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

Is Excellus trans?

No, he's not. As much he's effeminate, and two/three throwaway lines imply that he might be an eunuch, but nothing states that he's anything but your typical sissy villain.

(Cordelia ain't trans either. She wouldn't be able to have Severa and potentially Morgan if she was a trans woman.

Then again, unassumingvenusaur (sp?) IS the person who made the infamous FE Awakening and FE Fates ~gay hacks~, so of course they grossly fetishize everything LGBT+ and treat it as ~cute labels to use as accesories uwu uwu~.