everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

[friedshrimp]

 

[Meowthkip]

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We don't need to normalize clussy.

 

[Valstrax]

We don't need to normalize clussy.

I don't want to normalize clussy.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I don't want to normalize clussy.

How about the clock?

 

[Valstrax]

How about the clock?

Pardon my autistic statement but
FUCK NO

 

[bool]

yeah, okay, both of my hands are lesbian. is it rape to jerk off? am i repeatedly raping myself? they're not attracted to my penis, since they're lesbians. and they're being forced to pleasure a male. maybe my penis is a lesbian. who knows.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Not only is Buttercup a kindergartner, she is evidently a terminally straight kindergartner, considering the realistic, cowing bliss she experienced around Snake.

Nu-Buttercup is probably a trans-lesbian dragonkin, though. They're free to claim that one.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Jesus H. Christ.

I stopped scrolling for the sake of my braincells.

 

[Meowthkip]

It's well done art, certainly. It's just, y'know, not for me.

 

[friedshrimp]

It is better drawn, yeah. Sometimes recommendations are just embarrassing and they put them up for the politics or "feels". One time they put up a very half assed Hermione cosplay, but since the cosplayer was black, you know, that got all the asspats.

 

[edibleBulimia]

Apparently friendships don’t exist. If you have a friend of the same sex as you, you’re actually a homosexual and you two are attracted to each other.

the art is so good. WHY?
also maria has a child.. How can she be a lesbian? She can be bi, but a lesbian? hell to the no.

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

Apparently friendships don’t exist. If you have a friend of the same sex as you, you’re actually a homosexual and you two are attracted to each other.

the art is so good. WHY?
also maria has a child.. How can she be a lesbian? She can be bi, but a lesbian? hell to the no.

And doesn’t Carol have a thing with War Machine in the comics? I think there are already some titbabes shitting themselves over the mere possibility of Rhodey and Carol doing anything in the MCU...

 

[edibleBulimia]

And doesn’t Carol have a thing with War Machine in the comics? I think there are already some titbabes shitting themselves over the mere possibility of Rhodey and Carol doing anything in the MCU...

Yeah. Well, aside from that, I just don’t see lesbian main characters happening in the MCU, at least right now. Not like I care anyway

 

[Masamameki]

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Coraline is 11.

 

[Valstrax]

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Coraline is 11.

It's okay to be a pedophile if the character is a lesbian! - Tumblr, 2019

 

[thismanlies]

It's okay to be a pedophile if the character is a lesbian! - Tumblr, 2019

FTFY

 

[KyouKasoya]

It's okay to do anything as long as you're not pointing out the truth- which is, "people on this website take pleasure in having gross thoughts".

 

[Vampirella]

I don't even know what fandom this is but LESBIANS, so it's good. I still laugh at how they sound just like the thirsty neckbeards they hate so much.

 

[Niumixis]

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Coraline is 11.

Lmao of course this kids got a Snufkin pfp. Predictable.

The entirety of this thread is giving me flashbacks to a time when I draw a couple of original characters. they were sisters. one kid insisted they were lesbians, even if I made it clear. She believed making two females sisters instead of lesbians was overrated.

 

[edibleBulimia]

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Coraline is 11.

How can she be a lesbian, tho? If she interacts with women, they’re always older than her.
Is it because of the scene of the two old women dancing? Believe me, if I too saw two beautiful women come out of old hags, I’d have the same reaction as Coraline.