Exceptional Haydurs Thread - Content and discussion of individuals on various platforms hating on our gorls

[Whatthefuck]

She contributes very little but that poor sleepy dog being a sleepy dog just melts my cold [nationality redacted] heart.

10/10 would watch that video for the doggo alone. In fact, sis may want to just do videos featuring said doggo.

 

[pecansandies]

we interrupt this moment of the same old zzz-fest of haydurs for a moment of appreciation



Seriously this tweet has been making me lol all day

 

[Cheesecake Coochie]

we interrupt this moment of the same old zzz-fest of haydurs for a moment of appreciation

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Seriously this tweet has been making me lol all day

Casually shooting up the nearest Chinese buffet for running out of orange chicken. They'll keep extra in the back from now on.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Came across this one today. Never heard of this channel before but it gave me pretty good chuckle. It's a nice change of pace from all the dull commentary and moralizing that the Amberverse has been serving up lately.

ETA: I apologize if this has already been posted- I didn't see it anywhere, but Big Al reaction channels are popping up faster than the extra chins rapidly engulfing our gorl's dainty neck.

 

[Red Mask]

Im waiting for him to eat a .45

Blegh. I couldn't make it past two minutes. I quit right after he showed the IMs. It's over an hour. No way I'm going to watch an hour of someone eating what ALR eats. So much for "tea".

 

[sperginity]

can we just agree the youtube community and the reddit community are pretty much a merged Dragonball character at this point. Each power level as fuck

would you say their power level is OVER 9000 ?!?!?!??!!!

ahem. anyway.

3 god damn breakfast burritos with 3 hash browns on top. She eats exactly what 3 people would for each meal and as a result weighs as much as 3 people. If she just fucked with her portions and changed nothing else she could lose weight.

 

[Tampon Head]

I pretty much ignore all the reaction/hate. Just not worth it, other than StacySi's cartoon quips ( hilarious and spot on) and a few of the very creative ones, like FIGHT! and the recent "Staying Alive" one. Great creativity makes me giggle like a little school gorl!

The rest just come off as cat fighting trash. Not even worth a watch.

Combine StaySi's video style with the channel that used the "woooooo" sound effect for Amber's walking and i'd watch that.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

I forgot who it was (Biggest Mikey, maybe), but there was someone who said that people like MBP and CG are more credible reaction channels because they are fat. Like they're part of the in-crowd, and by virtue of being in that crowd, know what Amber experiences and what her excuses are. Anyone else can be written off as a bitter skinny bitch or fatphobic or whatever else, but not those two.

I'm not sure if anyone else has made similar claims, but Shaquana Jefferson has for sure 'tismed out about this in one of her many many chimping REEEEEEsprees.
More than once (while planted on her filthy shitter and smoking up her gutter cigs lmao) she has screamed angrily into her potato phone that she is fat, and Hamber is fat.....and therefore only she and maybe only very very select few special fatties ONLY SHE LIKES is allowed to make fun of Hamber! It is her right and her right alone!

 

[CindyChafe]

Casually shooting up the nearest Chinese buffet for running out of orange chicken. They'll keep extra in the back from now on.

This reminds me of the end of the movie “Carpool” with Tom Arnold where his mom is calling him complaining about being hungry and you see a giant fat woman throwing chairs and rampaging at Sizzler.

 

[Moonpie]

We really need a new StaySi vid.
Come on, StaySi- if you're on here- give us some more!

 

[Mandaark]

I'm more surprised she doesn't eat McGriddles for her sweet and salty teef
or those giant pancake platters considering they might actually fill her for more than 20 mins.

Tbh I think she says she "never eats breakfast" because she rarely eats actual breakfast foods. Like, theres no way she doesn't absolutely smash when she wakes up, but it's usually more lunch-dinner type foods vs. ayyyygs and 6 precooked bacons.

I don't think I've ever seen her eat omelettes, pancakes, french toast, english muffins, bagels ('cept everythaaang seasoneeeen y'all) or any of your average breakfast foods.
Just cereal, aaaygs, baconz, donuts.

 

[Twinkie]

see you at mcdonalds mcdonalds mcdonalds
so you won't be HONGRY
see you at mcdonalds mcdonalds
so you wont be HONNN GRAY

 

[Moonpie]

see you at mcdonalds mcdonalds mcdonalds
so you won't be HONGRY
so you at mcdonalds mcdonalds
so you wont be HONNN GRAY

Kate captured Big Al's dumb faces perfectly.

 

[CindyChafe]

That summed it up quite well, brava to Kate Winslet for keeping it 100 93. Time for AL to hibernate for the winter.

 

[bev]

Ah, the people of Reddit

The daintiest of social media platforms.

 

[Moonpie]

Ah, the people of Reddit

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The daintiest of social media platforms.

Wtf?? Who would get online and say such disgusting shit about themselves?
I've never been on the Amber Reddit thread. Is it that damn bad?
Soon as I discovered Big Al and heard of KF- I've been here ever since. Never checked out the FB groups or anything like that. Are they as bad as Reddit?
Are people really that stupid?

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Are people really that stupid?

Rhetorical, your question is.

 

[Mandaark]

see you at mcdonalds mcdonalds mcdonalds
so you won't be HONGRY
see you at mcdonalds mcdonalds
so you wont be HONNN GRAY

livin in a haydur world sent her straight to adsense heaven

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Wh....what?

 

[Red Mask]

Wh....what?

Welp. She's not entirely off.