Exceptional Haydurs Thread - Content and discussion of individuals on various platforms hating on our gorls

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DarkSydePundit said:
Are all Amber Haydurs as ugly as Charlie Gold?
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Pretty much the 2 prettiest were SarcasticPotato and Aphrodiate Peach

DaniSuze is powerlevel in human form
Charlie Gold is apperently a fucking Saiyan when they look at the Moon
MBP is basically fucking a super faggy Frieza who thinks he is god king of Haydurs
Zach is just a faggot aka Yamcha

StaySi and Amberlard and Kate Winslet are basically Shenron

CXNT is Bulma we love you bish
 
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ADHD said:
Just actually logging off without attention whoring is impossible for these people, isn't it? :story:

Y'all 👏 no 👏 better 👏 than 👏 Amber!
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Jesus. Imagine feeling the need to make a nearly one-hour long livestream crying about how you have to take a 2-day break from making videos mocking an obese trainwreck - and accepting donations for this nonsense. Amazing.

She did manage to stop crying long enough to discuss the PO box she'll be getting so people can send her free stuff.

Also of note: in a rare moment of clarity, evidently she has decided against giving Becky's mom a platform, so it will be interesting to see if this will fizzle out or if Norma will seek out another figure in the Haydur Nation because we all know there's no way Amber is going to stick her neck out for this greedy asshole again.
 
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Turd Blossom said:
Also of note: in a rare moment of clarity, evidently she has decided against giving Becky's mom a platform, so it will be interesting to see if this will fizzle out or if Norma will seek out another figure in the Haydur Nation because we all know there's no way Amber is going to stick her neck out for this greedy asshole again.
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Is Norma aware of Sabine Davis? She's more of a peer to Norma (age-wise, at least) than any other haydur.
 
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StrawberryDouche said:
This is going to be like Blaire White vs Yaniv but with twice melanin, thrice the trash, and 100% more estrogen.

Two dumb fucks screaming dumbfuckery past one other and each one claiming victory at the end.
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Well that sounds like it might be interesting at least. Is Norma gonna pull out her tiddy and show us the cancer scars like Yaniv?
 
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Rigor Meowtis said:
Oof, the #FreeBecky has aged...
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Its part of why I wanted to dust off this old gem and kick a bit of life back into this thread (which was lulling recently) with a good old nostalgic classic.
Now that Destiny and Dana have come back into the Amberverse, this music vid/AMV from a year ago is a hilarious throwback. The #FreeBecky right in the very last second of playtime is just....so wonderfully and darkly ironic now.
 
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YOUR MOM said:
I wish we had a scientist who could make a good estimation of the food it took for all these fatties to achieve and maintain blob status and then calculate how many normal humans that food would have fed.
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Not a scientist, but (tiny PL) my job does involve a bit in the realm of math. I like crunching numbers as well.

If we take the standard covenant of 3500 lbs add a pound of fat, and given a conservative estimate of AL's weight to be 570 and Necky at 300 (very conservative, I know, but bear with me) and then assume their ideal weights to be 135 lbs for AL (assuming her pre-spinal collapse height of 5'3") and 140 lbs for Necky (assuming about 5'4", because I can't remember her actual height and I'm too drunk to care), we have 595 extra pounds of weight between the two of them. This roughly breaks into 2,082,500 extra calories.

Assuming the standard convention of a 2000 calorie diet for a normal active woman, this would be enough for 1041 women for one day, or 1 woman for 2 years and 11 months (and approximately 3 days).

I'd do more number crunching, but all the IPAs tonight are making my brain too fluffy to keep working with my calculator. Sorry.
 
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At least one bigger channel featured her as "fat person speaking out against fatties doing mukbangs". She's a token anti-HAES fatty as well.

And I mean "bigger" as in outside the Hambersphere. Obviously she was shilled heavily by other haydur channels too.

e: oh, almost forgot. She also livestreamed for almost 8 hours one day when Amberlynn was late on an upload. That got her a ton of new subs because people were on the edge of their seats waiting for Amberlynn to upload apparently so they jumped on whomever was livestreaming at the time, and beetus drake already had everyone's sub.
 
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Phalanx said:
This Gorilla needs to be Harambe'd

I am like 15 minutes in and we are close to making a thread but seriously just call her Black Amber.

Bish goes on about how Micheal be Nigger is inspirational and his tweets speak to her. All MBP does is act like a nigga and steal other people's tweets. Still pissed about him taking the glory from Eve multiple fucking times.

@13 minutes she is like what are you doing to help this community - BITCH GET OFF FUCKING REDDIT AND MBPs unfucked asshole

YOU ARE TALKING AND COMMENTATING OVER A FAT RED NECK WHO DOES NOT REALISE SHE IS A RED NECK FFS

these fatties I swear.
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I haven't watched it yet, but since she deleted it, I tossed it on Mega (too big to upload here).
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ADHD said:
Is Norma aware of Sabine Davis? She's more of a peer to Norma (age-wise, at least) than any other haydur.
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I wouldn’t have much faith in Sabine to properly execute a livestream with Norma. Sabine isn’t internet savvy and she hates stepping out of her comfort zone of ass kissers. But if Sabine were smart, she’d put it out there and gain more followers and views. Unfortunately, she’s not that smart.
 
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GeorgiaGuidestones said:
I wouldn’t have much faith in Sabine to properly execute a livestream with Norma. Sabine isn’t internet savvy and she hates stepping out of her comfort zone of ass kissers. But if Sabine were smart, she’d put it out there and gain more followers and views. Unfortunately, she’s not that smart.
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Norma wans max exposure and more grift dollars. That's why she'll only speak with Charlie and only appear on her channel.
 
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