Exceptional Haydurs Thread - Content and discussion of individuals on various platforms hating on our gorls

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

I like how Dainty tried to cover her fat paw with her shirt cuff. She totes bought that rice and ate it all while watching an ALR video and feeling superior.

fat girls love the shirt cuff trick

 

[Anal birth]

Speaking of orange chicken....
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Good on them to realise it's a exceptional flex, but that doesn't make it better.
btw, facebook as a site is abolute trash and i hope it ends soon. worst search function since tumblr

I think someone needs to explain how white rice is made

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Idk if it's been posted but one truly exceptional individual used the group to ask about cancer. Forget asking a professional, or an actual related support forum or subreddit if they want personal experiences... A group of fat mean girls dedicated to shaming a fatter woman in Kentucky is definitely the way to go!
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Oh my fucking God. A doctor, nigga. Go see a doctor.

Amber's haydurs are dumber than DSP's detractors. Not a high bar to clear, but holy shit. I'm gonna have a brain aneurysm.

i have no idea how this posting shit works so rip me a new asshole if u want to) ok i only made this account because i was kicked out of the amberlynn slaton sister fb group and fucking flayed alive because i posted a picture of starving jews from the holocaust lmao i hope they didnt delete the posts so whoever is in that group please search holocaust or jews and find some good cringe. thank u im going back to lurking now

This isn't /pol/ you dumb cow.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

also darla with the wonky eye posts the most obnoxious shit i want to see more of her on this thread

Your post was dog shit, but this part I actually agree with. Darla is a dumb bitch. I haven't seen any alogging on her part grievous enough to end up here, but you'd think someone who looks like she does would be in much less of a rush to judge someone for how they look.

 

[Anal birth]

Are we a-logging an ALR facebook group?

 

[Strine]

If you feel guilty for laughing at cows, or even just feel the need to justify your amusement, this site is not for you. Amber lidurly benefits from negative attention; hatewatchers make her cry all the way to the bank. She's a mendacious halfwit fatass and she's amusing; that's why we're here.

 

[Meygen]

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Thanks for this dead eyed, overly filtered photo of your exceptional face! It's fucking hilarious!
(In defense of the FB AL Group bitches, no one told her how stunning and hilarious she was for this post, which is obviously why Sierra here posted it. Probably because she's a niggo. They're only okay if they're the sassy gay male variety)
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Honestly, my favorite things is when they post their "low" weights.
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I'm guessing that loose skin she's talking about is her tiddies.
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My second favorite thing is when they're openly jealous of Ambers money and how they would use it to lose weight. Because apparently it costs a shit ton of money to walk every day and not eat as much.
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They must be reading here. Everyone was 300 pounds the other day, but now they're all a much more reasonable low 200.
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If she's in Spain, why is she eating pizza and pasta? Only assholes go to countries with amazing foods and DON'T eat the foods.
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I think it's fair to assume Laura probably wrote this post to self sooth after stuffing her face and catching a glimpse of herself in her bikini.
"Im on holiday so it's ok to binge. at least I'm not as big as hamber"

 

[clusterfuckk]

 

[ricecake]

(i have no idea how this posting shit works so rip me a new asshole if u want to) ok i only made this account because i was kicked out of the amberlynn slaton sister fb group and fucking flayed alive because i posted a picture of starving jews from the holocaust lmao i hope they didnt delete the posts so whoever is in that group please search holocaust or jews and find some good cringe. thank u im going back to lurking now


also darla with the wonky eye posts the most obnoxious shit i want to see more of her on this thread

Sorry Shelbi, they deleted it so no one knows how edgy you are except by your cool hair and facial piercings.

 

[Mandaark]

Ironically she'll probably end up having CPS called on her or some other real stalker shit by a crazed Ambaby.

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Tbh I'm just praying this becomes it's own arc, or dumb bitch incites the wrath of Norma&co.
That would be one backwater home-fried trash wrastlin' match I could get behind
Bring in the whole Kentucky Krew - including Roger, D&D, Williams Klan, Rafe and her empty shell of a wife. All we'd need is a ref.

"Hidden cam behind the fupa"

Nice catch gorl
That cop was trying so hard not to laugh at those whales squeezed into the clown car like that
To his co-workers later:
"No wonder the rear end was draggin'! I was gonna right em up for that too but I wasn't sure how they could repair and report that anytime soon..."

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Bullshit. This bitch knew damn well it wasn't going to be fucking grilled. I can't think of a single American style Chinese food that's grilled, outside of those meat on a stick things. This is such a sad attention grab post. And the dumb thing is, the other FB bitches will eat it up, and pet this chicks self ass about how amazing she is for only eating a little sugar syrup covered fried chicken. (Which is also bullshit. She went HAM on that sweet and sour chicken and you can't convince me otherwise)

Me me me me. Amber isn't ACTUALLY handicapped like me me me me. Sure, she can't physically walk, and she's in constant pain, but she isn't like ME. I'm SO MUCH BETTER than Amber ya'll. Amber deserves to have things that upset and dehumanize her said online, but when people do it about ME it's completely different!

 

[estes]

You can laugh with someone but still be neutral and wish them better

 

[Thumb Butler]

So true. Example: I want Zinnia Jones to get better. Eventually.

 

[Mandaark]

That subreddit blew up in like a year and it's already a fucking goldmine of cringe. Same with Eugenia Cooney's subreddit, oddly enough.
ALR-verse produces some of the best m.ilk though I swear lol

A cow breeding ground.

Implying it's fine that you're not as big as ALR is like implying you're fine because you don't do as much cocaine as John Belushi.


I'm chicken shaming these people. Everyone knows it goes Szechuan > Kung Pao > General Tso > Cashew > Seasame > Orange. Don't @ me.

You forgot black pepper you fiend, it's absolutely delicious albeit a bit basic

 

[Rabbit Bones]

@soapgrease is currently melting down because people are making jokes about the fat carts at Walmart.

 

[BooneHelm]

This is a fantastic find. I love the idea of waiter at Cheesecake Factory just trying to get through the day. Now he has to deal with someone ordering orange chicken and adding "GORL!" afterwards.

 

[CindyChafe]

@soapgrease is currently melting down because people are making jokes about the fat carts at Walmart.

Pictures of starving Holocaust victims = hilarious for @soapgrease but complaining about lazy asses leaving giant carts that will disrupt traffic in a parking lot = literally Hitler.

 

[ADHD]

@soapgrease Since your eyebrows are thinning just like Amber's, give us some insight. What the fuck is going on there?

 

[Recoil]

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@soapgrease Since your eyebrows are thinning just like Amber's, give us some insight. What the fuck is going on there?

My first guess would be that she picks them.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Apparently it's Ambers fault that the cost of housing between NYC and Buttfuck Kentucky are radically different. Doesn't she understand that there are people who would KILL to have that huge sunroom?!? Why does she never think about people less fortunate than her when she FLEXES at her viewers?!