[EXCERPT from Striker Wolf part 2] Reshiram's CRAWLLLING IN THE WEEEEEEN

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Reshiram

Reshiram

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Hey guys. This is an update from me about what's been going on in my life. I'm sure many of you either don't remember me or weren't around for the first thread, if so please skip this post. This is for those who remember me.

In my last update with you guys, everything was coming up roses. My art was selling like hotcakes on tshirts, cups, pins, you name it. I made a fortune. I actually got to meet President Barack Obama, and he and I worked on a concept for follow-up piece to "Striker's Submission."
Here is me actually meeting Obama (we are both huge baseball fans):
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However, shortly after meeting Obama, someone put in a charge against me with the Interpol Copyright Division. Due to many false claims of stealing, I am now being hunted by Interpol. Why? Because these furries are claiming that I STOLE their fursonas and put them in my art without permission. They need ONE MORE claim to take me - and there is one more "victim" left - Striker. If he tells Interpol that I sold artwork of his fursona without permission, I'm fucked. I'm facing 40 years in jail for this. HOWEVER - I contacted Striker and he says he will save me from this and get me out. Striker really is a fantastic friend of mine.

I'm just waiting for this to blow over. Striker has my back for real and I know everything will be fine. Me and him have really bonded, we even chatted on Skype voice a few months ago. SO please do not worry about me. I am writing this from an internet cafe in China, hiding out until the heat dies down (which it will soon thanks to Striker.) My wife and children will owe him everything ! :)

So yeah, just a quick update from me in case anyone was wondering what happened and why I vanished just as my art was taking off
 
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Reshiram said:
Hey guys. This is an update from me about what's been going on in my life. I'm sure many of you either don't remember me or weren't around for the first thread, if so please skip this post. This is for those who remember me.

In my last update with you guys, everything was coming up roses. My art was selling like hotcakes on tshirts, cups, pins, you name it. I made a fortune. I actually got to meet President Barack Obama, and he and I worked on a concept for follow-up piece to "Striker's Submission."
Here is me actually meeting Obama (we are both huge baseball fans):
P4opUz2.png


However, shortly after meeting Obama, someone put in a charge against me with the Interpol Copyright Division. Due to many false claims of stealing, I am now being hunted by Interpol. Why? Because these furries are claiming that I STOLE their fursonas and put them in my art without permission. They need ONE MORE claim to take me - and there is one more "victim" left - Striker. If he tells Interpol that I sold artwork of his fursona without permission, I'm fucked. I'm facing 40 years in jail for this. HOWEVER - I contacted Striker and he says he will save me from this and get me out. Striker really is a fantastic friend of mine.

I'm just waiting for this to blow over. Striker has my back for real and I know everything will be fine. Me and him have really bonded, we even chatted on Skype voice a few months ago. SO please do not worry about me. I am writing this from an internet cafe in China, hiding out until the heat dies down (which it will soon thanks to Striker.) My wife and children will owe him everything ! :)

So yeah, just a quick update from me in case anyone was wondering what happened and why I vanished just as my art was taking off
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Reshiram said:
Hey guys. This is an update from me about what's been going on in my life. I'm sure many of you either don't remember me or weren't around for the first thread, if so please skip this post. This is for those who remember me.

In my last update with you guys, everything was coming up roses. My art was selling like hotcakes on tshirts, cups, pins, you name it. I made a fortune. I actually got to meet President Barack Obama, and he and I worked on a concept for follow-up piece to "Striker's Submission."
Here is me actually meeting Obama (we are both huge baseball fans):
P4opUz2.png


However, shortly after meeting Obama, someone put in a charge against me with the Interpol Copyright Division. Due to many false claims of stealing, I am now being hunted by Interpol. Why? Because these furries are claiming that I STOLE their fursonas and put them in my art without permission. They need ONE MORE claim to take me - and there is one more "victim" left - Striker. If he tells Interpol that I sold artwork of his fursona without permission, I'm fucked. I'm facing 40 years in jail for this. HOWEVER - I contacted Striker and he says he will save me from this and get me out. Striker really is a fantastic friend of mine.

I'm just waiting for this to blow over. Striker has my back for real and I know everything will be fine. Me and him have really bonded, we even chatted on Skype voice a few months ago. SO please do not worry about me. I am writing this from an internet cafe in China, hiding out until the heat dies down (which it will soon thanks to Striker.) My wife and children will owe him everything ! :)

So yeah, just a quick update from me in case anyone was wondering what happened and why I vanished just as my art was taking off
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Please stop. This was barely funny at the beginning. It's just cringeworthy now.
 
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Reshiram said:
Hey guys. This is an update from me about what's been going on in my life. I'm sure many of you either don't remember me or weren't around for the first thread, if so please skip this post. This is for those who remember me.

In my last update with you guys, everything was coming up roses. My art was selling like hotcakes on tshirts, cups, pins, you name it. I made a fortune. I actually got to meet President Barack Obama, and he and I worked on a concept for follow-up piece to "Striker's Submission."
Here is me actually meeting Obama (we are both huge baseball fans):
P4opUz2.png


However, shortly after meeting Obama, someone put in a charge against me with the Interpol Copyright Division. Due to many false claims of stealing, I am now being hunted by Interpol. Why? Because these furries are claiming that I STOLE their fursonas and put them in my art without permission. They need ONE MORE claim to take me - and there is one more "victim" left - Striker. If he tells Interpol that I sold artwork of his fursona without permission, I'm fucked. I'm facing 40 years in jail for this. HOWEVER - I contacted Striker and he says he will save me from this and get me out. Striker really is a fantastic friend of mine.

I'm just waiting for this to blow over. Striker has my back for real and I know everything will be fine. Me and him have really bonded, we even chatted on Skype voice a few months ago. SO please do not worry about me. I am writing this from an internet cafe in China, hiding out until the heat dies down (which it will soon thanks to Striker.) My wife and children will owe him everything ! :)

So yeah, just a quick update from me in case anyone was wondering what happened and why I vanished just as my art was taking off
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Can't believe I missed this earlier.
Reshiram said:
Hey guys. This is an update from me about what's been going on in my life. I'm sure many of you either don't remember me or weren't around for the first thread, if so please skip this post. This is for those who remember me.

In my last update with you guys, everything was coming up roses. My art was selling like hotcakes on tshirts, cups, pins, you name it. I made a fortune. I actually got to meet President Barack Obama, and he and I worked on a concept for follow-up piece to "Striker's Submission."
Here is me actually meeting Obama (we are both huge baseball fans):
P4opUz2.png


However, shortly after meeting Obama, someone put in a charge against me with the Interpol Copyright Division. Due to many false claims of stealing, I am now being hunted by Interpol. Why? Because these furries are claiming that I STOLE their fursonas and put them in my art without permission. They need ONE MORE claim to take me - and there is one more "victim" left - Striker. If he tells Interpol that I sold artwork of his fursona without permission, I'm fucked. I'm facing 40 years in jail for this. HOWEVER - I contacted Striker and he says he will save me from this and get me out. Striker really is a fantastic friend of mine.

I'm just waiting for this to blow over. Striker has my back for real and I know everything will be fine. Me and him have really bonded, we even chatted on Skype voice a few months ago. SO please do not worry about me. I am writing this from an internet cafe in China, hiding out until the heat dies down (which it will soon thanks to Striker.) My wife and children will owe him everything ! :)

So yeah, just a quick update from me in case anyone was wondering what happened and why I vanished just as my art was taking off
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Dude, if we forgot that you existed. Pretty sure Striker did too. Man's got more important things to worry about, like Warner Bros stopping him from singing Avenged Sevenfold.
 
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Reshiram said:
Nope, still remembered. Probably because we've remained in contact.
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Getting Striker to trust you isn't exactly an impressive feat. The man is dumb enough you could probably tell him you're a literal alien and he'd believe it and begin asking you a bunch of stuff about alien weed and if they wear diapers.

I'd honestly be more impressed if you managed to get told off by him.
 
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Getting Striker to trust you isn't exactly an impressive feat. The man is dumb enough you could probably tell him you're a literal alien and he'd believe it and begin asking you a bunch of stuff about alien weed and if they wear diapers.

I'd honestly be more impressed if you managed to get told off by him.
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You know that's already happened right?
 
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Reshiram said:
Hey guys. This is an update from me about what's been going on in my life. I'm sure many of you either don't remember me or weren't around for the first thread, if so please skip this post. This is for those who remember me.

In my last update with you guys, everything was coming up roses. My art was selling like hotcakes on tshirts, cups, pins, you name it. I made a fortune. I actually got to meet President Barack Obama, and he and I worked on a concept for follow-up piece to "Striker's Submission."
Here is me actually meeting Obama (we are both huge baseball fans):
P4opUz2.png


However, shortly after meeting Obama, someone put in a charge against me with the Interpol Copyright Division. Due to many false claims of stealing, I am now being hunted by Interpol. Why? Because these furries are claiming that I STOLE their fursonas and put them in my art without permission. They need ONE MORE claim to take me - and there is one more "victim" left - Striker. If he tells Interpol that I sold artwork of his fursona without permission, I'm fucked. I'm facing 40 years in jail for this. HOWEVER - I contacted Striker and he says he will save me from this and get me out. Striker really is a fantastic friend of mine.

I'm just waiting for this to blow over. Striker has my back for real and I know everything will be fine. Me and him have really bonded, we even chatted on Skype voice a few months ago. SO please do not worry about me. I am writing this from an internet cafe in China, hiding out until the heat dies down (which it will soon thanks to Striker.) My wife and children will owe him everything ! :)

So yeah, just a quick update from me in case anyone was wondering what happened and why I vanished just as my art was taking off
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Omg close the thread again. This is so unfunny it's sad
 
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Reshiram said:
Hey guys. This is an update from me about what's been going on in my life. I'm sure many of you either don't remember me or weren't around for the first thread, if so please skip this post. This is for those who remember me.

In my last update with you guys, everything was coming up roses. My art was selling like hotcakes on tshirts, cups, pins, you name it. I made a fortune. I actually got to meet President Barack Obama, and he and I worked on a concept for follow-up piece to "Striker's Submission."
Here is me actually meeting Obama (we are both huge baseball fans):
P4opUz2.png


However, shortly after meeting Obama, someone put in a charge against me with the Interpol Copyright Division. Due to many false claims of stealing, I am now being hunted by Interpol. Why? Because these furries are claiming that I STOLE their fursonas and put them in my art without permission. They need ONE MORE claim to take me - and there is one more "victim" left - Striker. If he tells Interpol that I sold artwork of his fursona without permission, I'm fucked. I'm facing 40 years in jail for this. HOWEVER - I contacted Striker and he says he will save me from this and get me out. Striker really is a fantastic friend of mine.

I'm just waiting for this to blow over. Striker has my back for real and I know everything will be fine. Me and him have really bonded, we even chatted on Skype voice a few months ago. SO please do not worry about me. I am writing this from an internet cafe in China, hiding out until the heat dies down (which it will soon thanks to Striker.) My wife and children will owe him everything ! :)

So yeah, just a quick update from me in case anyone was wondering what happened and why I vanished just as my art was taking off
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You're a dumb faggot.
 
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Reshiram said:
Hey guys. This is an update from me about what's been going on in my life. I'm sure many of you either don't remember me or weren't around for the first thread, if so please skip this post. This is for those who remember me.

In my last update with you guys, everything was coming up roses. My art was selling like hotcakes on tshirts, cups, pins, you name it. I made a fortune. I actually got to meet President Barack Obama, and he and I worked on a concept for follow-up piece to "Striker's Submission."
Here is me actually meeting Obama (we are both huge baseball fans):
P4opUz2.png


However, shortly after meeting Obama, someone put in a charge against me with the Interpol Copyright Division. Due to many false claims of stealing, I am now being hunted by Interpol. Why? Because these furries are claiming that I STOLE their fursonas and put them in my art without permission. They need ONE MORE claim to take me - and there is one more "victim" left - Striker. If he tells Interpol that I sold artwork of his fursona without permission, I'm fucked. I'm facing 40 years in jail for this. HOWEVER - I contacted Striker and he says he will save me from this and get me out. Striker really is a fantastic friend of mine.

I'm just waiting for this to blow over. Striker has my back for real and I know everything will be fine. Me and him have really bonded, we even chatted on Skype voice a few months ago. SO please do not worry about me. I am writing this from an internet cafe in China, hiding out until the heat dies down (which it will soon thanks to Striker.) My wife and children will owe him everything ! :)

So yeah, just a quick update from me in case anyone was wondering what happened and why I vanished just as my art was taking off
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Such an incredibly dumb faggot.
 
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Reshiram said:
Hey guys. This is an update from me about what's been going on in my life. I'm sure many of you either don't remember me or weren't around for the first thread, if so please skip this post. This is for those who remember me.

In my last update with you guys, everything was coming up roses. My art was selling like hotcakes on tshirts, cups, pins, you name it. I made a fortune. I actually got to meet President Barack Obama, and he and I worked on a concept for follow-up piece to "Striker's Submission."
Here is me actually meeting Obama (we are both huge baseball fans):
P4opUz2.png


However, shortly after meeting Obama, someone put in a charge against me with the Interpol Copyright Division. Due to many false claims of stealing, I am now being hunted by Interpol. Why? Because these furries are claiming that I STOLE their fursonas and put them in my art without permission. They need ONE MORE claim to take me - and there is one more "victim" left - Striker. If he tells Interpol that I sold artwork of his fursona without permission, I'm fucked. I'm facing 40 years in jail for this. HOWEVER - I contacted Striker and he says he will save me from this and get me out. Striker really is a fantastic friend of mine.

I'm just waiting for this to blow over. Striker has my back for real and I know everything will be fine. Me and him have really bonded, we even chatted on Skype voice a few months ago. SO please do not worry about me. I am writing this from an internet cafe in China, hiding out until the heat dies down (which it will soon thanks to Striker.) My wife and children will owe him everything ! :)

So yeah, just a quick update from me in case anyone was wondering what happened and why I vanished just as my art was taking off
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Who the fuck are you and why should we care?
 
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