exercise with me 8/29/19

[497]

Rate me autistic, but I cannot stop thinking about the shitty colour of her new nail polish; that's the shade a middle school aged girl would use because her mom doesn't want her to wear actual dark colours.

Like, gorl, with your 10k a month you could've ordered SimplyNailogical's Holo Taco, since you enjoy buying youtubers merch so much.

but is it quick dry polish? a gorl can't be waiting around over an hour waiting for nails to dry when there are sandwiches, cookies and chips to be eaten.

 

[Koresh]

I've always wondered why she doesn't just go get her nails professionally done like Chantal does sometimes. Probably because she won't fit in their chairs.. or they'll get ruined when she fingers Becky.

She's a borderline shut-in. She only ever leaves the hut for food, and even then it seems like that's becoming less and less common since she has Becky just mule take-out back to her. Even if she had the chance to go to a salon like that one specifically for obese women in LA, she wouldn't because she's a filthy hikikomori.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

I've always wondered why she doesn't just go get her nails professionally done like Chantal does sometimes. Probably because she won't fit in their chairs.. or they'll get ruined when she fingers Becky.

How are her t-rex arms supposed to reach the table when her stomach is taking up so much real estate she's sitting 5 feet from the manicure station?

 

[Nicotine Fetish]

okay, yeah.... if you consider walking around your house "exercise"
you are more or less bed bound.
Like holy shit does this girl have no rock bottom?
we are legitimately watching a slow suicide.
...
Neat!

 

[Mr Foster]

@Dog Prom 3D could you please give us some medical speculation on the nature of her right leg?

I am aware fluid build up can cause mass swelling below the knee, but what would cause such an acute discrepancy between her two tree trunks? It look at least 50% bigger. And what's the sustainability of having such profound ascities (I may be using that term incorrectly, sorry) in her legs?

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

we are legitimately watching a slow suicide.

We're pretty much watching someone eat themselves to death, in real time, for our own enjoyment!

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Who wore it best?



And because I am five and she looks like a melted vibrator

 

[Whatthefuck]

I've always wondered why she doesn't just go get her nails professionally done like Chantal does sometimes. Probably because she won't fit in their chairs.. or they'll get ruined when she fingers Becky.

I think she did for a minute there. I want to say it was right after Dusty dumped her ass and she went all girly I suppose in an attempt to entice Dusty back?

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I think she did for a minute there. I want to say it was right after Dusty dumped her ass and she went all girly I suppose in an attempt to entice Dusty back?

Iirc she got them done fairly regularly when she was with Dustin - I remember her mimbling on how matte topcoats wore off, and the beetus mitts were shown off to perfection with a huge growth line. So regularly, but not regularly enough.

Gawd. How low we have sunk, gorls. I hope the DnD's coming back shakes things up a bit cos ye gods, is she boring now.....

 

[Twinkie]

Clangs, it only seems like she did it "regularly" because she filmed a bunch of videos after getting her nails did once, maaaaybe twice. Those nail appointments were actually pity outings that took place soon after Destiny dumped her.

As for why she doesn't get them done now, why would she? Who cares if she has money, she doesn't even wash her hair or shower. And even if she had good hygeine, most dykes don't make fake fingernails a priority (not that Amberlynn is sexually active but the fact remains)