First off, shit, I switched my adblocker yesterday from AdblockPlus to AdNauseam at dear leader's suggestion and have to remember to disable the new one and enable the old when watching her videos because AdNauseam
clicks on every available ad while suppressing them from my view to screw over Google's profit margin but I want to starve the pygmy hippo of anything but less views from summary readers only, so bear with me a moment...
Ok, all switched over to watch now, to the video dear kiwifarmer! Hammering the microphone and setting up the camera, this is useless and hurts both my ears and eyes. Eric and Becky are in the background, Amber and Becky and the housemates are heading to Sonny's real pit barbecue to eat. Good luck staying under 3000 calories with the all you can eat rib or chicken or whatever. She gets the grilled chicken sandwich with cornbread and two sides of broccoli.

My suspicion is she's getting all you can eat ribs and then switches to all you can eat chicken as necessary, probably no limitless salad bar, but I can't rip on her too much, Sonny's is alright, good choice Becky.
Boring Eric interlude while he autisticaly shimmies on the couch. Becky puts the enamel rust-oleum layer on her 8 Bit NES starter games box. She should make Amibos next. The outside looks pitiful, the inside is meh. Eric and Ricky watch her whiff those sweet rust-oleum inhalants while the sun blows according to the artiste. Did she just out her source of stunted intellectual development on this Vlog? Possibly...
Scare jump to Amber, she did get the salad bar! They can be very fattening when you go gonzo on the bacon bits and croutons and real blue cheese dressing Amber, not to mention the chocolate pudding. The auto focus is making me want to puke racking back and forth between Amber in the foreground and Becky in the back in random intervals. Now time for our weather update with an engorged fat-ass in Kentucky, this is boring. She's almost done with her dyke comic reading. Complains about Lexapro sucking the joy of living out of her. So many jump cuts here, but she left in the shitty beginning? Doesn't add up. She's back to reading and Becky laughs at the, "reading loop of life." If this
was Reading Rainbow I wouldn't be getting stupider watching it like I am watching this instead.
She's got her comment reading scrunchie on. The top comment from the last Vlog supposedly from the one about stepping on the scale goes on about going outside to get fresh air bundled up instead of staying inside for walking. The next one suggest keto and accuses her of diabetic status already. Dr. Reid has gallstones and thus can't have constant high fats. Next one suggest cauliflower which she likes. She's going slow with baby steps, 550+ pound baby just learning to walk here people. Next one dunks on her problem with hash browns in the freezer, she thinks it's funny. Last one says she can lose 10 pounds a week due to well, just guess due to what. (Fat.)
She imagined the top comments would be worse and admits she whores herself out for your thumbs up. Cheaper than the usual Russ Greer whore that's for sure. She dances and steps in place, her forehead is cut off on the camera frame, her labored breathing is fucking horrific. Get some hand weights Amber, and some resistance bands, in between step routines you can get some muscular exercise while you try and recover from walking around the living room. Do this for 25 minutes of
combined activity a day, take your breaks, that's all fine, but wow, what a disappointing cardio exhibition.
