exercise with me | reading comments - 11/5/2018

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The absurdity of a 600lb woman lumbering around the house wheezing and cackling and gasping for air, filming the freak show to upload to the void of the internet in return for some Adsense money... while her same sex partner thinks up yet another craft to focus on. Anything to take her mind off the beast... the fags’ room is pretty close to the living room so she was disturbing them too... good thing AL has only done that once.

I always find it funny how when Amber describes things she’s just started and will abruptly stop she says “this is how I always do it... I will always walk here. I will always take a break here...” As if this wasn’t the first time she’s done it. Just so absurd.
 
But mostly I wonder what Becky is thinking as she sits on the couch, cozy and covered in blankets, messing with her phone as AL lumbers about, back and forth, side to side, and then a long lap around the living room over and over again. Does the ridiculousness of it register with her? Does she regret all her life decisions up to this point. Is she wondering if there are any TUMS left because her system is rebelling against all the food she has to consume to keep AL company? Is a ghost farting nearby? I have so many questions.

I'm pretty sure becky knows it's all for shekels so why get excited? She's also dumb as fuck and probably looking at crafts on pinterest while thinking about how to translate the projects to a cartoon theme.

Her viewers are so stupid. They're in the comments cheering on Amberlynn for shuffling around for less than 30 seconds, and shaming Becky for just sitting there... as if there's enough room for the two of them to move through the house at once? :story:

Becky, who does all the fucking fast food runs; the walking and driving; grocery carrying; the laundry and cleaning and wiping Amber's enormous ass. Shame on Becky for not playing along in Amber's little exercise skit! Lazy ass bitch!
 
How does she conveniently forget the real reason she lost 15lbs in January? They swam (well, blubbered about) in Lake Chernobyl and all got the runs.

This magical thinking fucks her over all the time. We have this brain mechanism that rewards us the same way for just talking about doing something as actually doing it, so she gets the feeling of satisfaction despite no action, and then she looks back and sees victories that didn't exist. Back in January she was yo-yoing like a lunatic, eating nothing but boiled lettuce one minute whilst scheming up a binge even as she did so. None of it is hard reality which is why none of it ever works.

I don't think it's warm enough to swim in that lake in January. I do remember her being sick though.
 
You know someone doesn't take their health seriously when they walk in place for ten seconds, are totally winded, and they don't see a doctor about it.

Even if she doesn't want to face the reality about her falling health, she should at least be a little concerned about whether or not she should even be doing these exercises.
 
Isn't it odd that Becky has made up a box for herself, Ricky, and Eric but not one for big AL? I know they were birthday gifts but wouldn't you make up a box for the love of your life before yourself?
 
lol this just reminds me of that video where she tries to jump and then realizes she can't jump anymore. Anyone remember what vid that is? Her face is amazing in that moment.
No but please when someone finds it tag me. How can losing an ability as ordinary as jumping not have been her wake-up call. AL takes everything for granted, especially breathing.
 
So... 120 steps..about to die.

It's pretty well established, the minimum block for even fairly low key excercising, IE light cardio, is a ten minute block. Any thing less and there's things that don't work out right. I don't know, I know those weirdos who do squats all the time and explained it. Basically, it's a biological thing. If you don't do ten minutes, your body won't switch over to 'burn mode' or whatever. So really, all she did was encourage her body to short term crave fat and sugar in preparation for proper exercise I suspect.

I wonder if the act of eating actually makes her exhausted.
 
It's shocking how quickly Amber got out of breath, she doesn't even make it to 2 minutes of casual walking. She's missing the forest for the trees with this, it doesn't matter that she's walking a little bit when she's eating 6000 calories a day and putting on 10 pounds a month. Eating less and losing weight is the only way she'll regain some mobility.
 
Apologies for double posting but i can’t edit...there’s an insane influx of Ambabies the last few videos. Where the hell are they coming from? I mean i expected them in the new year. Looks like Becks is gonna be swimming in snap backs this Christmas.

:null: has been live streaming on different types of cowish individuals recently and on the KiwiFarms Youtube brand page, there's only shorter videos available on there of his supercuts of the mook-bungs, so that might be driving some traffic to her due to the craning neck effect when you drive by a horrible accident that hasn't yet been cleaned off the virtual superhighway?

Is Becky exceptional?

Just a dumb hick redneck. So yes or no, depending on your point of view, they're both right simultaneously in a lot of ways.

14:30 is pushing it, but alright...

First off, shit, I switched my adblocker yesterday from AdblockPlus to AdNauseam at dear leader's suggestion and have to remember to disable the new one and enable the old when watching her videos because AdNauseam clicks on every available ad while suppressing them from my view to screw over Google's profit margin but I want to starve the pygmy hippo of anything but less views from summary readers only, so bear with me a moment...

Ok, all switched over to watch now, to the video dear kiwifarmer! Hammering the microphone and setting up the camera, this is useless and hurts both my ears and eyes. Eric and Becky are in the background, Amber and Becky and the housemates are heading to Sonny's real pit barbecue to eat. Good luck staying under 3000 calories with the all you can eat rib or chicken or whatever. She gets the grilled chicken sandwich with cornbread and two sides of broccoli. ;) My suspicion is she's getting all you can eat ribs and then switches to all you can eat chicken as necessary, probably no limitless salad bar, but I can't rip on her too much, Sonny's is alright, good choice Becky.

Boring Eric interlude while he autisticaly shimmies on the couch. Becky puts the enamel rust-oleum layer on her 8 Bit NES starter games box. She should make Amibos next. The outside looks pitiful, the inside is meh. Eric and Ricky watch her whiff those sweet rust-oleum inhalants while the sun blows according to the artiste. Did she just out her source of stunted intellectual development on this Vlog? Possibly...

Scare jump to Amber, she did get the salad bar! They can be very fattening when you go gonzo on the bacon bits and croutons and real blue cheese dressing Amber, not to mention the chocolate pudding. The auto focus is making me want to puke racking back and forth between Amber in the foreground and Becky in the back in random intervals. Now time for our weather update with an engorged fat-ass in Kentucky, this is boring. She's almost done with her dyke comic reading. Complains about Lexapro sucking the joy of living out of her. So many jump cuts here, but she left in the shitty beginning? Doesn't add up. She's back to reading and Becky laughs at the, "reading loop of life." If this was Reading Rainbow I wouldn't be getting stupider watching it like I am watching this instead.

She's got her comment reading scrunchie on. The top comment from the last Vlog supposedly from the one about stepping on the scale goes on about going outside to get fresh air bundled up instead of staying inside for walking. The next one suggest keto and accuses her of diabetic status already. Dr. Reid has gallstones and thus can't have constant high fats. Next one suggest cauliflower which she likes. She's going slow with baby steps, 550+ pound baby just learning to walk here people. Next one dunks on her problem with hash browns in the freezer, she thinks it's funny. Last one says she can lose 10 pounds a week due to well, just guess due to what. (Fat.)

She imagined the top comments would be worse and admits she whores herself out for your thumbs up. Cheaper than the usual Russ Greer whore that's for sure. She dances and steps in place, her forehead is cut off on the camera frame, her labored breathing is fucking horrific. Get some hand weights Amber, and some resistance bands, in between step routines you can get some muscular exercise while you try and recover from walking around the living room. Do this for 25 minutes of combined activity a day, take your breaks, that's all fine, but wow, what a disappointing cardio exhibition. :|

This was interesting but for all the wrong reasons.
 
Because she secretly fucking hates amber

I hate to be a contrarian (and by hate I mean love), but Becky deciding not to burden Amber with her "craft" is a sign of love.

Eric and Rickie have to keep their boxes and have them on display and use them, because the person that gifted it to them lives with them. They can't feign delight at the unwrapping then put it in a closet, never to be seen again, as soon as Becky's left the party.

I think, in fact, Becky not giving Amber her box is what Whitney was singing about.

It's the greatest love of all.
 
I hate to be a contrarian (and by hate I mean love), but Becky deciding not to burden Amber with her "craft" is a sign of love.

Eric and Rickie have to keep their boxes and have them on display and use them, because the person that gifted it to them lives with them. They can't feign delight at the unwrapping then put it in a closet, never to be seen again, as soon as Becky's left the party.

I think, in fact, Becky not giving Amber her box is what Whitney was singing about.

It's the greatest love of all.
Or she didnt want to hand paint candy logos all over a box for her gorlfriend throw shade at later.
 
I hate to be a contrarian (and by hate I mean love), but Becky deciding not to burden Amber with her "craft" is a sign of love.

Eric and Rickie have to keep their boxes and have them on display and use them, because the person that gifted it to them lives with them. They can't feign delight at the unwrapping then put it in a closet, never to be seen again, as soon as Becky's left the party.

I think, in fact, Becky not giving Amber her box is what Whitney was singing about.

It's the greatest love of all.

Amber's birthday is next month.
 
My favorite part of the video is when Eric was kindly spraying Rust-Oleum directly at Becky, just after Becky had worried aloud that the sun was blowing in her direction.
 
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