F.A.Q. - Phil Phacts

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Why is the background image different in each clip, even as Alex is saying the exact same words? Did the AJ Show reconsider and edit out Phil's picture?
 
I'm sorry, I couldn't think of anywhere else to share this:

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Phil's long-lost twin?
 
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AnOminous said:
Isn't that actually Phil? Google Image Search says so.
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Ah, I thought it might be! I'm just not incredibly familiar with him so I wasn't sure.

Holy shit, when comparing this picture to more recent ones, he's really gone downhill. He actually looks like he took a bath in the past week in this pic.
 
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Cosmos said:
I'm sorry, I couldn't think of anywhere else to share this:

2edaPXU.jpg

Phil's long-lost twin?
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AnOminous said:
Isn't that actually Phil? Google Image Search says so.
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Oh no that is Phil back in is Communist phase, at the time he was into militaristic uniforms / style of dress. Most of the ones we have he's in that "China" (what is it about some cows and China) but there is a few others of him Tarding around in this particular uniform he is waring a pair of Urban patern combats and Combat boots of some description in most of them.
 
Alex Jones said:
China's gonna let you dress up like Mary Poppins?

No. China's gonna shoot you in the back of the head and blow your brains all over the place. You little stupid commie.
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Alex Jones making fun of someone he's better than? Alex Jones making a correct statement? Alex Jones speaking at a normal volume? Alex Jones doing all three of these things at once?

I know where this quote's going.
 
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This lolcow is pretty funny I admit.

That being said, is there truly any difference between laughing/chuckling at his antics as opposed to those of a person confined to an asylum or group home?

The only difference between Phil and the latter, is that Phil seems to have been allowed to run feral.
 
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TempestsFury said:
This lolcow is pretty funny I admit.

That being said, is there truly any difference between laughing/chuckling at his antics as opposed to those of a person confined to an asylum or group home?

The only difference between Phil and the latter, is that Phil seems to have been allowed to run feral.
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My avatar is a picture of Bedlam asylum, which previously had tourists come in to look at the inmates. Our activities here are about as callous. The major distinction is that unlike the inmates who were given no choice in their humiliation, a lolcow is assumed to have sufficient agency to avoid scrutiny.
 
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It also helps when you have such extensive evidence of your gawkee being such a nasty little bastard. If Phil were even remotely well behaved at any point to his numerous "friends" and benefactors, we'd be much more restrained.
 
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^ I do think it would be best if he could be institutionalized.

I mean look. He is out living like a homeless person and getting trenchfoot, something I thought noone got except for World War 1 soldiers.

He is sort of a sexually rambunctious person, one who makes Chris look tame by comparison.

Given his pansexuality, its reasonable to think he might get an attempted rape charge, or catch AIDS or the clap from putting out for random men (or women?)

He is a much more at risk person than Chris, and I think he should be carted off to the nearest asylum.
 
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TempestsFury said:
^ I do think it would be best if he could be institutionalized.

I mean look. He is out living like a homeless person and getting trenchfoot, something I thought noone got except for World War 1 soldiers.

He is sort of a sexually rambunctious person, one who makes Chris look tame by comparison.

Given his pansexuality, its reasonable to think he might get an attempted rape charge, or catch AIDS or the clap from putting out for random men (or women?)

He is a much more at risk person than Chris, and I think he should be carted off to the nearest asylum.
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I guess "How is ADF not in the nuthouse?" Is a frequently asked question. :D

Lots of US mental institutions were shut down in the eighties, so there aren't enough facilities for people like ADF who may actually be functional.
 
^ You really got to hand it to Bernie Sanders.

Most Democrats don't even pretend to support or care about the poor, and haven't for decades.The most downtrodden group they stand for are "regular, middle class Americans."

Not Bernie Sanders though.

Sorry to get OT, and I likely wouldnt vote for him, but he and his ideas do have some merit
 
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autisticdragonkin said:
Hopefully Bernie Sanders will help Phil enter a group home
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Problem is, and this has pointed out before, that even if the opportunity was provided, Phil won't go, not even if he was paired with someone like him. You can't really force someone into a mental institution without a judge and a lot of paperwork.
 
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Yeah. Phil is sadly at the point where he could sign himself out. So unless he was ruled unfit to make decisions for himself, there's absolutely no way he'd get in a facility long term.

And if it wasn't staffed by transwomyn latinas and serving an entirely transwomyn population? He'd be bitching all the while. God help that staff.
 
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Is there somewhere one can look at a compilation of all of Phil's shitty tatts at once?

I have some friends in the industry I'd LOVE to show an album of them to.
 
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Is there somewhere one can look at a compilation of all of Phil's shitty tatts at once?

I have some friends in the industry I'd LOVE to show an album of them to.
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I think it's called Phil's FP page - asshole posts all of his new tats up there regularly. Of course if he has his FP page locked down only so friends can see it (not sure if this is true or not), then you'll have to go back through archived FP posts for teh most recent freakshow additions.
 
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I think it's called Phil's FP page - asshole posts all of his new tats up there regularly. Of course if he has his FP page locked down only so friends can see it (not sure if this is true or not), then you'll have to go back through archived FP posts for teh most recent freakshow additions.
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The Tattoo 13 page has all of his shitty tattoos.
 
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