F-List Horrorcows

[FatMebius]

I'm gonna add another horror story. I don't remember the dude's name because I definitely decided I'd had enough F-List for the night when he messaged me. But, it was some ageplay-centric profile with a shota character. He messaged me looking for some very specific scene where he gets bad-touched by his swim coach.

But, the dude went into detail about how specific he wanted the scenario to be. From the time of day to what the trunks looked like. I was drunk as shit, but even then I was like "Oh, he wants to relive a time when he was fucked by his swim coach." I noped the fuck out of that and made sure ageplay was way in my No list after the fact.

You'd be surprised how many people I've seen that have disclaimers along the lines of "I have a young child so if I have to step away in the middle of the scene, that's why" written in their OOC sections on their profiles. Though to be fair I don't think I've ever seen such a disclaimer on any profiles that weren't fairly grounded and "normal" as far as F-List goes (i.e. not hyperdick futa goddess profiles).

I've seen at least one profile that had a disclaimer along the lines of "I'm a narcoleptic. I might fall asleep on you. Not trying to ignore."

 

[Aquinas]

I'm gonna add another horror story. I don't remember the dude's name because I definitely decided I'd had enough F-List for the night when he messaged me. But, it was some ageplay-centric profile with a shota character. He messaged me looking for some very specific scene where he gets bad-touched by his swim coach.

But, the dude went into detail about how specific he wanted the scenario to be. From the time of day to what the trunks looked like. I was drunk as shit, but even then I was like "Oh, he wants to relive a time when he was fucked by his swim coach." I noped the fuck out of that and made sure ageplay was way in my No list after the fact.



I've seen at least one profile that had a disclaimer along the lines of "I'm a narcoleptic. I might fall asleep on you. Not trying to ignore."

why do you think he'd go to you?

 

[FatMebius]

why do you think he'd go to you?

I had a profile that was geared towards all sorts of misogynistic incel shit. So, I dunno. Guys in particular on there always try and play the "I'm not your type, but..." card.

 

[Aquinas]

I had a profile that was geared towards all sorts of misogynistic incel shit. So, I dunno. Guys in particular on there always try and play the "I'm not your type, but..." card.

color me curious, what exactly about it was so special? i imagine in the very least some sort of bimbo shit

 

[Pizza Time]

I see so many profiles of femboy and shemale characters using photos of female Instagram models as their face claims and I just have to wonder what those models would think if they knew. I can't imagine how horrified you must be be to see someone using photographs of you on an ERP website saying you have a 13 inch cock and love adultery.

 

[FatMebius]

color me curious, what exactly about it was so special? i imagine in the very least some sort of bimbo shit

Yeah, mostly just bimbo shit and really degrading pet play. Pretty normie shit in the grand realm of F-List. Like, all my likes pointed to having a thing for ladies with big booba.

I see so many profiles of femboy and shemale characters using photos of female Instagram models as their face claims and I just have to wonder what those models would think if they knew. I can't imagine how horrified you must be be to see someone using photographs of you on an ERP website saying you have a 13 inch cock and love adultery.

They'd probably just issue a takedown notice. The moderation there acts pretty quickly when someone disagrees with their art/pics being used in a way they are not cool with.

 

[Aquinas]

Yeah, mostly just bimbo shit and really degrading pet play. Pretty normie shit in the grand realm of F-List. Like, all my likes pointed to having a thing for ladies with big booba.

So, essentially, you RP'd as a big bimbo'd lady getting humiliated six ways to sunday, and im going to guess that humiliation probably involved scat/watersports. since its just part and parcel of humiliation

 

[FatMebius]

So, essentially, you RP'd as a big bimbo'd lady getting humiliated six ways to sunday, and im going to guess that humiliation probably involved scat/watersports. since its just part and parcel of humiliation

No, my profile was about doing that stuff to some bimbo lady. No crap or piss though. Scatfags is gross, yo.

 

[Aquinas]

No, my profile was about doing that stuff to some bimbo lady. No crap or piss though. Scatfags is gross, yo.

then why would shota RPers come to you if it was about doing it to bimbos and not being a bimbo

 

[FatMebius]

then why would shota RPers come to you if it was about doing it to bimbos and not being a bimbo

There's a weird sort of thirsty autism on that site where some people throw themselves at anything. It's like a site full of Indian dudes sometimes.

 

[elrond hubbard]

i saw a screen of the term 'pedophile' coming up with 84 pages of results, anyone got that?

 

[Uncle Warren]

I been digging about to see what the tools used for these profiles were, as a lot of them look like a clusterfuck mess of bbcode and autism. Found this.

Now I can't get this thing to work, probably because I have a hundred fucking javascript blockers, so I went searching through the source. Found this...

contents: "{\"f-list_playground:bbcode\":\"About a recent profile block...\\n\\n[quote]Your profile has been blocked due to a few custom kinks you have involving OOC\\\/IRL, as well as some language on your profile and status updates..[\\\/quote]\\nOkay\\n\\n[quote]On F-list, there has to be a clear distinction between OOC and real-life. They cannot be the same or a blurred line, mixed, etc.[\\\/quote]\\n[b]My OOC is still Emily[\\\/b], while my real-life is [i]not[\\\/i] Emily. That is a clear distinction. Still, I don't understand what this rule is supposed to mean.\\n\\n[quote]If you are creating a story via role-playing, that is considered in-character. Everything else is OOC and will be interpreted as such as far as rule enforcement goes. Attempting to be in-character all the time cannot be used to try and circumvent our OOC rules[\\\/quote]\\nI'm not trying to circumvent anything. OOC is anything that's outside of an RP, that's fine, it's always been that way.\\n\\n[quote]Additionally, F-list rules prohibit anyone from playing themselves as a character[\\\/quote]\\nI'm not doing this. Emily is not 'myself as a character'.\\n\\n[quote]While on F-list you will have to make a clear distinction between yourself and your character. This doesn't mean that you have to talk about yourself OOC, but they have to be separated.[\\\/quote]\\nThey are separated, I personally identify as nonhuman, but I do [b]not[\\\/b] play myself, I play Emily, so this shouldn't be a problem.\\n\\n[quote]The custom kinks in question are: \\\"OOC\\\/IC are the same\\\" \\\"IRL\\\" and \\\"IRL OOC.\\\" These will need to be removed from all of your profiles. Your \\\"Mental Stuff\\\" dropdown will have to be removed as well.\\n[\\\/quote]\\n\\\"OOC\\\/IC are the same\\\" custom kink: So what's wrong with this? It just says that, on F-Chat, I will act as if I'm my character. Nothing bad about that in my eyes.\\n\\\"IRL\\\" and \\\"IRL OOC\\\" custom kinks: They both basically say that I'm my character, and this is [i]not[\\\/i] looking for IRL [b]anything[\\\/b], actually avoiding it in fact, since I'm just going to act like Emily...\\n\\n\\\"Mental stuff\\\" dropdown includes:\\n\\n- The love thing: I could probably remove it because I understand why that'd be questionable, but I still don't understand what you find questionable about the rest of this.\\n- Hypnotism: Hypnotism isn't allowed here? All I say there is that it's easy to hypnotize me. I'm not trying to get 'IRL hookups' or anything like that...\\n- Imposition: Please don't make me remove this... It lets me enjoy RP a lot more, and I like to at least make it known to those who read my profile. This shouldn't violate the rules...\\n\\n[quote]Lastly, many of your status updates fall directly into the realm of OOC violations. \\n\\n[quote]Home for threeeeeee whoooooole weeeeeeeeeeeks~! And gonna be very horny the whole time~[\\\/quote]\\nEven if you attempt to be in-character all the time, this is a violation as it's clearly being stated OOC.[\\\/quote]\\n\\nSo saying you're horny is a violation now? Is the Looking status also a violation as well? F-Chat is largely an ERP network, it should be okay to advertise that you're available and looking for someone. Many people do this. In fact, most people do this. I've seen many people state that they're horny in their status, I don't see the problem, I was just excited to be on break and wanted to play with some people.\\n\\nAnd last but not least, the two rules you said I violated:\\n\\n[quote]Using your profile to represent your real life self, play as your real life self, or request others to play in a real life fashion[\\\/quote]\\n\\nI'm doing none of that, in fact I'm avoiding my 'real life self' because this is Emily, not me. I'm not requesting anyone to play in a real life fashion, I'm requesting them to play strictly as your character, avoiding real life stuff.\\n\\n[quote]Posting your own personal information, or using F-List for real-life hookups[\\\/quote]\\n\\nI'm not posting any personal information or doing any \\\"real-life hookups\\\". What I'm effectively saying on the profile is that [i]everything[\\\/i] is fantasy, because I do NOT want these from anyone, I am NOT looking for these and I am actively trying to AVOID them due to my anthrophobia.\\n\\nIn summary, what I'm saying is this: I am my character, and I want my partners to be their characters too. I'm trying to [i]avoid[\\\/i] IRL altogether in this, not look for 'hookups'. I'm not trying to circumvent any OOC rules. \\n\\nLooking forward to your response...\",\"f-list_playground:mode\":\"true\"}",

It's a jambled mess, so I fixed it up.

Spoiler: Five minutes to fix the shit up so I can read about some faggot whining about being banned.

Your profile has been blocked due to a few custom kinks you have involving OOC/IRL, as well as some language on your profile and status updates..

Okay

On F-list, there has to be a clear distinction between OOC and real-life. They cannot be the same or a blurred line, mixed, etc.

My OOC is still Emily, while my real-life is not Emily. That is a clear distinction. Still, I don't understand what this rule is supposed to mean.

If you are creating a story via role-playing, that is considered in-character. Everything else is OOC and will be interpreted as such as far as rule enforcement goes. Attempting to be in-character all the time cannot be used to try and circumvent our OOC rules

\\nI'm not trying to circumvent anything. OOC is anything that's outside of an RP, that's fine, it's always been that way.

Additionally, F-list rules prohibit anyone from playing themselves as a character

I'm not doing this. Emily is not 'myself as a character'.

While on F-list you will have to make a clear distinction between yourself and your character. This doesn't mean that you have to talk about yourself OOC, but they have to be separated.

They are separated, I personally identify as nonhuman, but I do not play myself, I play Emily, so this shouldn't be a problem.

The custom kinks in question are: "OOC/IC are the same" "IRL" and "IRL OOC." These will need to be removed from all of your profiles. Your "Mental Stuff" dropdown will have to be removed as well.

"OOC/IC are the same" custom kink: So what's wrong with this? It just says that, on F-Chat, I will act as if I'm my character. Nothing bad about that in my eyes."IRL" and "IRL OOC" custom kinks: They both basically say that I'm my character, and this is not looking for IRL anything, actually avoiding it in fact, since I'm just going to act like Emily..."Mental stuff" dropdown includes:
- The love thing: I could probably remove it because I understand why that'd be questionable, but I still don't understand what you find questionable about the rest of this.
- Hypnotism: Hypnotism isn't allowed here? All I say there is that it's easy to hypnotize me. I'm not trying to get 'IRL hookups' or anything like that...
- Imposition: Please don't make me remove this... It lets me enjoy RP a lot more, and I like to at least make it known to those who read my profile. This shouldn't violate the rules...

Lastly, many of your status updates fall directly into the realm of OOC violations.

Home for threeeeeee whoooooole weeeeeeeeeeeks~! And gonna be very horny the whole time~

Even if you attempt to be in-character all the time, this is a violation as it's clearly being stated OOC.

So saying you're horny is a violation now? Is the Looking status also a violation as well? F-Chat is largely an ERP network, it should be okay to advertise that you're available and looking for someone. Many people do this. In fact, most people do this. I've seen many people state that they're horny in their status, I don't see the problem, I was just excited to be on break and wanted to play with some people.

And last but not least, the two rules you said I violated:

Using your profile to represent your real life self, play as your real life self, or request others to play in a real life fashion

I'm doing none of that, in fact I'm avoiding my 'real life self' because this is Emily, not me. I'm not requesting anyone to play in a real life fashion, I'm requesting them to play strictly as your character, avoiding real life stuff.

Posting your own personal information, or using F-List for real-life hookups

I'm not posting any personal information or doing any "real-life hookups". What I'm effectively saying on the profile is that everything is fantasy, because I do NOT want these from anyone, I am NOT looking for these and I am actively trying to AVOID them due to my anthrophobia.

In summary, what I'm saying is this: I am my character, and I want my partners to be their characters too. I'm trying to avoid IRL altogether in this, not look for 'hookups'. I'm not trying to circumvent any OOC rules.

Looking forward to your response...

Makes you wonder who this Emily was.

 

[Education Lottery]

The unchecked pedo surge is probably thanks in part due to F-List behaving as if they took a heroic stance against Patreon. Patreon told them they could stay as long as they did something about pedo content. F-List went the freeze peach route since Subscribestar allows it. For now.

 

[Piss Bear]

Can’t respond to you for some reason.

Seems just like a lunatic creep banned for crossing the lines between fiction and reality which is admittedly a stupid rule for such a degenerate website. Maybe I’m missing something.

 

[fluffipone]

Re "Now I can't get this thing to work, probably because I have a hundred fucking javascript blockers"...

Thanks for bringing this to my attention. It was actually a server issue on my side, the JavaScript was being served with a content type of text/js rather than application/javascript, and at some point web browsers started disallowing that (search "strict MIME checking"). It's been fixed.

Re "Makes you wonder who this Emily was.", that would be me. The site should load now if you have JavaScript enabled, there's a link to the full profile on the bottom right. I don't really expect anything good to come out of it, but just in case you're curious.

 

[Pizza Time]

Re "Now I can't get this thing to work, probably because I have a hundred fucking javascript blockers"...

Thanks for bringing this to my attention. It was actually a server issue on my side, the JavaScript was being served with a content type of text/js rather than application/javascript, and at some point web browsers started disallowing that (search "strict MIME checking"). It's been fixed.

Re "Makes you wonder who this Emily was.", that would be me. The site should load now if you have JavaScript enabled, there's a link to the full profile on the bottom right. I don't really expect anything good to come out of it, but just in case you're curious.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and ask are you autistic and/or transgender?

 

[fluffipone]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and ask are you autistic and/or transgender?

Autistic, yeah. Not transgender, but otherkin is similar (closer to trans-species).

 

[Uncle Warren]

Autistic, yeah. Not transgender, but otherkin is similar (closer to trans-species).

So besides the obvious bit about joining KF and straight up powerleveling, I am curious about that PM chain and why it was in the source code.

 

[Echnaton]

So besides the obvious bit about joining KF and straight up powerleveling, I am curious about that PM chain and why it was in the source code.

The power level was so great it burned itself into the source code forever. It's the equivalent of the coconut image in TF2, except real...

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

I see so many profiles of femboy and shemale characters using photos of female Instagram models as their face claims and I just have to wonder what those models would think if they knew. I can't imagine how horrified you must be be to see someone using photographs of you on an ERP website saying you have a 13 inch cock and love adultery.

Jimmy Jay's Methadone Horror Emporium and the twenty hot German girls and rape victims he pretends to be on Kiwifarms would like to have a word with you.