F-List Horrorcows

[MangledTwot]

I'm curious as to why you're so antagonistic about potentially dark or grotesque kinks, some things on Flist are admittedly horrible (even by my rather loose standards), but how is that different than the dark humor of odd-duty firefighters or the (admittedly geeky) adults who want to be Luke Skywalker and blow up the Death Star (and kill a few million people in the process)? Or on the flip side, porn industries, live actors and actresses doing anything from prolapsing to bleeding under whip or needle?

Even abortion (and Shrek) jokes reference either necrophilia or pedophilia respectively, most people disconnect what they allow to entertain them (see: all the violence in games and movies) or arouse them (see: any 'extreme' fetish section of a porn website) from what they would actually ever do, and the recurring theme in this thread seems to be that the sexual kinks people entertain in fantasy are things they would do or would like to do in-real-life, but (pointing back to violence in video games) we know that people fantasize about killing en masse and never have or would, what was the last science-fiction author you know who tried to blow up an inhabited planet?

I. I have no comment. I think this speaks for itself.

 

[Po's Cootah]

F-list - Warning

www.f-list.net

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

Here are a few personal favorites I've discovered in that horrible place.
Should go without saying some of these spoiler tags contain some fucked shit.

Spoiler: A person who's fetish is mass planet wide snuff, mostly involving scat..

F-list - Warning

www.f-list.net

Spoiler: A tentacle monster that exclusively rapes other tentacle monsters.

F-list - Warning

www.f-list.net

Spoiler: A person who's fetish is black people driving up the rape statistics in an elven kingdom".] [URL unfurl="true

F-list - Warning

www.f-list.net

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[NoFeline]

I'm seeing this a lot and I haven't got a single earthly idea why anyone would want a partner like that.

Imagine a world where the FixMeStick is sold as an STD cure.

 

[WutangLee]

Anyway so I actually use Flist! Going to 'fess up to that right now, definitely won't show you my profile for the obvious reasons since you folks apparently like to file false takedown requests on the website and other general concerns about getting trolled over there.

I'm curious as to why you're so antagonistic about potentially dark or grotesque kinks, some things on Flist are admittedly horrible (even by my rather loose standards), but how is that different than the dark humor of odd-duty firefighters or the (admittedly geeky) adults who want to be Luke Skywalker and blow up the Death Star (and kill a few million people in the process)? Or on the flip side, porn industries, live actors and actresses doing anything from prolapsing to bleeding under whip or needle?

Stop trying to rationalize our disgust for you as irrational
My dad taught me to make nerds and degenerate like you miserable, and I generally have a good time doing it. Is that so hard to believe?

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

My general issue with F-list is that it functions like a social media for these degenerates. Every single time you go into a room, not that I have, but a friend loves to spam me pictures of the dumb shit that goes on, it's straight down your average MMO guild. There's the innocent people who want to talk and flirt; the obnoxious whores who'd pay to have you see their butthole, and finally the elitists who act too good for reducing themselves to play-pretend sex, but also somehow happens to be there as themselves, trying to find a heterosexual flirt. Ironically the only male humans I see anymore are dudes with these kind of profiles wanting to find a cishet e-girlfriend as if we're still in 2008.

Spoiler

F-list has a tight grip on WoW and FFXIV, and in both cases, the more egotistical the character bio in-game, the more likely they are to match up exactly with a specific personality. "Lmao who ERPS?... Unless.. You want to? "; into very few specific kinks deemed a 'winner's' kink, such as 'thicc' girls, being a younger, bratty boy, or the generic cute dickgirl on dickgirl. It's apparently seen as a win to stick it in a fictional mommy as someone younger, and in that way it's okay to be a degenerate, cus you came out on top, right?

People are so devoid of social interaction even F-list has basically become a social media. You can update your status, basically tweet, and if they're not telling you how much fuck they do, it's begging people to play games with them. I honestly have more respect for Rapist of Tentacles than I do aforementioned types, because at least they don't show their lack of friends, they just want a nut.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

Spoiler

https://www.f-list.net/c/Pepperanhi Plant

There really is a fetish for everything.

 

[YayLasagna]

Spoiler

https://www.f-list.net/c/Pepperanhi Plant

There really is a fetish for everything.

PIZZA
PASTA
PUT IT ON MY C-

 

[Pizza Time]

Oh boy have I found the thread for me. A group of my friends like to collect screenshots and awful profiles from F-list to laugh or cringe at. I'll dump what I have in the spoilers below. Enjoy.

Spoiler: Screenshots

(Side note, Galpo is the resident lolcow of F-list. His character is an edgy self insert incel who spends all of his time in various chat rooms RPing his character sobbing into mugs of beer because women keep picking other men over him. I can try to gather up as many quotes and screenshots of him as I can if there's interest.)

no homo

both come courtesy of Empress Dalia, link in the spoiler below.

both of those come from this charmer (check the OOC and Relationships drop down)

Spoiler: Accounts

Empress Dalia - the queen of shit
Centaur with a fart/vore fetish
This is My Swamp - Shrek
Twink Grinch
Hyper muscle fetish
Weird pedo
Choclate Bunny - only pics
Hyperfat
Fat fetish lesbian - all of her other character profiles are also fat fetish lesbians. She has a lot of them.
Sentient Panties
Amputated Rapemeat
More fat fetish
Butt-toy mot

It's not all bad though. Sometimes F-List can be a truly magical place.

Spoiler: Best of F-List

Accounts:
GRANDPA STOP
Gordon Ramsay
Hank Fuckin Hill
Screenshots:

Quality RP:

F-Listdottxt is another good twitter account for screenshots.


Just remember:

 

[Pandalia]

View attachment 1061002 (Side note, Galpo is the resident lolcow of F-list. His character is an edgy self insert incel who spends all of his time in various chat rooms RPing his character sobbing into mugs of beer because women keep picking other men over him. I can try to gather up as many quotes and screenshots of him as I can if there's interest.)

Holy shit, this guy sounds really pathetic even for F-List standards. Which really isn't saying much, tbh, but still. How lonely do you have to be to complain all day about not getting e-pussy on fucking FLIST of all places?

If you've got any more of him I'd definitely want to see it

 

[Pizza Time]

Holy shit, this guy sounds really pathetic even for F-List standards. Which really isn't saying much, tbh, but still. How lonely do you have to be to complain all day about not getting e-pussy on fucking FLIST of all places?

If you've got any more of him I'd definitely want to see it

Just did a quick search in the server and....

That's not even including screenshots. This is gonna take a while to compile and format into something readable, but I'll try and have it done before the end of the weekend.

In the meantime, you can check out his profile though it's not incredibly entertaining. It's just a ton of bullshit about how his character is the ultimate super soldier. He's somehow a Marty Stu and a pathetic incel all at the same time.

 

[YayLasagna]

stuff

Fun fact, for dark blue/ black themes, any message that looks like these:

has the person who took the screencap in them. It's the lighter colored ones, in these it'd be Mick Hollister, Unit D1-339, and Nephysia Veggorhean. Should probably tell your friends to be more careful there.

 

[Kane Lives]

Just did a quick search in the server and....
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That's not even including screenshots. This is gonna take a while to compile and format into something readable, but I'll try and have it done before the end of the weekend.

In the meantime, you can check out his profile though it's not incredibly entertaining. It's just a ton of bullshit about how his character is the ultimate super soldier. He's somehow a Marty Stu and a pathetic incel all at the same time.

Oh that guy. I had no idea he was a lolcow, though I have seen him being rejected by every pink in the channel's he's in.

Thank you for this gift.

 

[Pizza Time]

So let me tell you a little bit about Galpo. Based on his kinks and chatroom statuses you can see what sorts of things he's into. Anyone who plays or lurks in fantasy-based or tavern rooms has likely stumbled upon this guy or seen his sitting at the bar, openly sobbing into his drink of choice and waving at literally any pink name that enters. When they inevitably end up striking up conversation with another person in the bar that more suits their interest, Galpo sobs even harder, unironically muttering about how he's a nice guy and women keep leaving him for assholes who can't fuck them like he can. Being an incel Marty Stu, he's also incredibly edgy.

You'll see in some of the quotes that he has actually gotten both in- and out-of-character advice to not be such a pathetic loser, and he never takes any of it.

The following screenshots are from various different accounts and people, in various different chat rooms. I'm not going to bother censoring names because I'm lazy and don't give a shit. A lot of them were taken while my friends and I were losing our shit over his antics in our discord server, so they lack context.

Spoiler: Screenshots

(This one doesn't have his name in it but I can assure you it was him)

Here's some more out of context quotes that I was able to gather up.

Spoiler: Quotes

[00:34] Galpo waves to Elizabeth. "Hello, witch."

(fairly certain this is excluding some of the responses from people, but it's worth sharing)

[22:24] Galpo bowed his head and resumed sobbing.

[22:24] Smug Vampire Loli: "Nothing gets me hotter under the collar than a grown man crying into his beer." A voice rings from-.. somewhere. Oh no.


[22:25] Galpo flipped the vampire off. "Well, I'm looking for actual advice, not sarcasm. So can it, you Frankestein monster breeder."

[22:27] Smug Vampire Loli: "Not only did you get the wrong monster, you implied I wasn't giving you actual advice - just in my own way. By all means, though, keep that up. You're going to get so much pussy sobbing into a tankard." Eddie steps out of nothingness and towards the man, hooking an arm over his shoulders, smug grin in place. "Girls love when men act like babies, after all."

[22:30] Galpo explained his insult. "You vampires' spawn are born dead, and must be zapped alive before they rot. Hence the nickname." He calmly kept chugging and counted with his free hand. "Three days. Three fucking days of being walked away from by people who fake interest in order to laugh at me, thus proving I'm being less effective than the most brutish and ignorant assgraspers. A result unworthy, for one such as I..." Shaking his head as he grimaced. He'd stopped crying, at least.

[22:33] Smug Vampire Loli: "Wrong," Eddie replies blithely, leaning in close. "We're born human, killed, and then brought back. Live-dead-live, not dead-live-dead. Anyways. Nobody's unworthy of rejection, and you're and idiot if you think that way because you're just setting yourself up for failure. Maybe try.. I don't know, treating people as people and not means to an end - that end being getting your dick wet, and you'd have some more success."

[22:35] Galpo tilted his head at this. Not the explanation of the vampirism, to which he just nodded. "I stand corrected." Clearing his throat. "And that's what I did, tried to be kind and personable. Got walked away from thirty-four times out of each thirty-five approaches. Hence, clearly people don't wish to be treated as people."

[22:36] Smug Vampire Loli: "The fact that you kept track speaks volumes as to why people are walking away from you in the first place."

[22:36] Blike Dawntide: Woh, woh, woh, I'm sorry did you have a tally, that's where I have to take a step back.

[22:38] Smug Vampire Loli: "Oh my god. It-.. you-.." Eddie sighs softly. "Good Lord, man. That's not how you make friends."

[22:42] Galpo frowned. "Let's go back one step. Doesn't the fact someone chooses to walk away after I'm respectfully conversing with them mean they think such interaction is not relevant to their interests?"

[22:43] Smug Vampire Loli: "And? That's their right. They have no obligation, I think that's where you're going wrong, thinking they HAVE to talk to you. That anyone has to talk to you."

[responses missing]



[22:44] Galpo blinks. "Well, if these are the results of treating people as people then, let's just say it appears to be a sub-optimal interaction strategy."

[22:45] Smug Vampire Loli: "There is no strategy - what the fuck, man? This isn't-.. there's no cheat sheet. Either someone likes you, or they don't. Crying about it isn't going to get you any pity here. Nor is it gonna make ladies open their legs for you."

[responses missing]

[23:50] Smug Vampire Loli: "I'm already seeing a change. I hope. You aren't whining anymore - you're even making jokes, see? That's good."

[23:53] Galpo shakes his head. "It's just the crocodile tail of the drink, muddling my brains. Was meant to be an insult. You see, a minotaur's bodily fluids are addictive if ingested, at least by live humanoids. Dunno if that's the case for vampires." He belched again.

[23:55] Smug Vampire Loli: "Ah, so you're saying you've learned absolutely fucking nothing. Great."

[00:02] Galpo bowed his head, then set the drink aside, speaking to everyone after standing. "Well, sorry for being sad, guys. 'Twas just a bad trio of days, compared to what I'm used to. I'll stop whining." Bowing as he walked to the kitchen and made himself a baguette sandwich.

[03:51] Galpo blinked. "Preference implies thinking one thing is better than another, by definition. Hence she considered him the superior person, without my right of a trial by duel to the death or otherwise." He shrugs.
[responses missing]
[03:55] Galpo sighed. "Then what use is it for me to have trained to have the best combat abilities my genes could provide, if someone less fit can be chosen over me without my being able to do anything about it?" He poured himself more coffee. "Want something to drink?"

[01:42] Galpo looked at the ladies. "Want me to strip?"
[01:42] Elizabeth Stratford: "Please don't."

[01:37] Galpo placed a pink rose near Tsukiko on the counter, then returned to the table.

[user]Galpo[/user] looked at Brianni. "A tan elf? Didn't expect it."
(response missing, context clues tell me the "tan" elf was actually black and said as much to him)
[user]Galpo[/user] blinks. "I try to be polite and not say the slur word."

[05:10] Aelene Aelasara: a challenge -- she winks at sizwe and then turns her attention to Ranagin..the tables in the tavern begin to tremble slowly at first, and as the moonlight grows through the window, her skin does too, shimmering brightly as if made of diamond. Her eyes glow radiant and icy, and her hair moves eerily in a breeze surrounding her. Tilts her head up. "You don't want to insult me further."

[05:11] Galpo blinks. "So I have less right to speak than others do. Great."

[06:08] Aoi and Aki are still here. Still being Elves. Although they're notably quite covered up with thick hide cloaks and trying to look unassuming, off to one side.
[06:10] Galpo looks at the cloaked beings. He's drunk enough to step closer, at least at the moment. Before being at arm length, he waves, trying to take the advice from before. "Hewwo beauties." His voice clearly slurred by the strong draught.
[06:14] Aoi and Aki: Two pairs of eyes peer out from beneath their cloaks and towards Galpo. Oohhhh boy. "...Hi. Did you need something?" One of the two speaks up, although both of them are frowning at the stench of ale on his breath. Egh.
[06:16] Galpo notes the tone and shakes his head, stepping back. "'Diz iz what I get for followin' advise." He states with a frown, still facing them. "Execuse me, ladies, wanted to talk with cha. But fine." The male tries to laugh a bit, to avoid crying.

[04:23] Galpo crossed his arms, not understanding the other girl's foreign-language words. "And? You're hiding your communication's meaning from me. So that can't be good." The slur seems to be lessening.

[06:50] Galpo breathes deep, legs crossed in a yoga pose as he tries to meditate and calm down. He eventually succeeds, beginning to float in the air.

[06:34] Galpo speaks, to none in particular, after taking a sip of his drink. "Why do I bother trying to make peace with people hostile to me, if twice and thrice they'll consider me unworthy? Because I was given idiotic advice about..." He airquotes. "Changing my attitude. Well, seems it's designed to maximize one's suffering, for little additional return." He shrugged and took another chug.

[07:04] Galpo 's right index for a moment had been glowing as he'd indeed prepared to try and cut her head off with one of his deadly beams. As she sheathes the unnatural cyan glimmer fades. He takes another chug with the left. "As I stated, kissed ya badly because you were helping the peanut gallery humiliate me. Didn't intend to hurt ya with it, just give back some of what you were so carelessly sending my way." Furrowing his brow. "Sorry if you were genuinely offended, and I'll indeed leave it at that." Shaking his head as he shrugs, looking away from her.

[user]Galpo[/user] chuckles, then guffaws. "Good advice consisting of:" He airquotes and gives an acuter, clownish voice each time he repeats it. "'Get over it.'... Like ignoring one's failures and not studying their reason will make anyone better." Fist closing in anger as he continues. "'Be nice' ... According to the whispers between ladies my spies have gathered, nice males are less attractive and thus seldom get laid, and that by inferior specimens." Breathing hard as he grasped the armchair's edges, barely controlling his strength. "Treat potential mates as persons. ... When, again according to my experience and rumors, people don't come here for any emotional connection, but to get fucked hard. It's maddening, being fed patent nonsense and then called incompetent for daring stop doing what doesn't work..." Head sagging downwards as he now rested his
[not sure what happened to the rest of this quote]

Galpo 's sex looked like any male human's, even in size. He was surely a grower, not a shower, if noticing her attention did make the organ swell even so slightly, if it stayed in place. Ram noticed her glance at his pendant. "Now that you mention it, this is a god from a friend's civilization." The male said, holding the emblem on his palm now, even stepping closer to let her better examine it. "He's said to rule the empty space between worlds, and bless travelers between these expanses." Gulping at the memory, then smiling. "So far, his favor has indeed worked to my advantage." Shaking his head at this. He returned the glance to her sex, noting how tight it looked.

And lastly, a quote from someone regarding his behavior.

There is a difference between wanting to bang and wanting to use someone to get off. Galpo is in fact less equal souly based on the idea that he is entitled to women. F-list is an open market for interactions, nice or not - funny or not - attractive, smart, whatever. People get final say on who they wish to interact with, and sulking about it only makes them avoid your character more. Again, nothing on you as a person - but as a writer your character is grating. If you wanted to play a character people want killed off you have done your job. If you wanted one they can sympathize with you need to lay off the entitlement and be more accepting of being let down. However if you wanted a hero or someone -remotely- meant to be rooted for you're doing it wrong. Again, I say this in the -best- of hopes you can improve your character, starting hopefully with his temper tantrums every time he cucks himself and doesnt get puss puss.

 

[NoFeline]

This is way better than "Hi, Miss"

 

[Marceline]

Okay, so here's one my mate told me about. He's sent me a couple links of profiles he's dealt with on there. I might start to lurk on the site to find some other sick cunts.

But from what I gather, this some fat lesbian who likes being eaten and eating and is really against men. She has tonnes of characters, all who are obese fuckwits.

https://www.f-list.net/c/penelope prince

Spoiler: Her kinks

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Spoiler: Her many characters

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Spoiler: Disturbing art

Strewth.
May god have mercy on us all.

Can someone please make a thread on this weirdo.


I think I’m gonna make a troll account and see if I can find any weirdos. I’ll get back to you all.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

So let me tell you a little bit about Galpo. Based on his kinks and chatroom statuses you can see what sorts of things he's into. Anyone who plays or lurks in fantasy-based or tavern rooms has likely stumbled upon this guy or seen his sitting at the bar, openly sobbing into his drink of choice and waving at literally any pink name that enters. When they inevitably end up striking up conversation with another person in the bar that more suits their interest, Galpo sobs even harder, unironically muttering about how he's a nice guy and women keep leaving him for assholes who can't fuck them like he can. Being an incel Marty Stu, he's also incredibly edgy.

You'll see in some of the quotes that he has actually gotten both in- and out-of-character advice to not be such a pathetic loser, and he never takes any of it.

The following screenshots are from various different accounts and people, in various different chat rooms. I'm not going to bother censoring names because I'm lazy and don't give a shit. A lot of them were taken while my friends and I were losing our shit over his antics in our discord server, so they lack context.

Spoiler: Screenshots

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Here's some more out of context quotes that I was able to gather up.


And lastly, a quote from someone regarding his behavior.

Literally all he's missing is "Always Dominant" for his Dom/Sub status. People with that tag, 9/10 times are just massive pieces of shit.

"Usually Dominant" as our friend Galpo is showing isnt much better.

 

[baby goth]

https://www.f-list.net/c/Miss Mana B/

And now - a new one. From An's f-list.

Spoiler: Shield your eyes

.♥Anal/Anal Obession
.♥Balls
.♥Large Asses
.♥Necrophilia
.♥Perverting Innocent Things
.♥Racism
.♥Thick Bouncy Tits
.♥♥Habitual Filthiness
.♥♥Pedo
.♥♥Premature Ejaculation
.♥♥RL Quickshots
.♥♥♥Chocolate!
.♥♥♥Pedophile Exhibition
.♥♥♥Vanilla!

Spoiler: 'Extreme' Description

Her face for one, remains the same except for traces of dried cum in her face, on her nose and on her cheeks, fresh cum glistening all over and in her hair. Just between her lips, thick strings of goopy throatslime and cum from the precious throatfuck that she didn't even bother to swallow down. Down further underneath those toned arms were her damp pits that dripped and stained her top in a dark and off-colored stain. A bush of matted, dripping and wiry armpit hair that was teeming out of the sleeve of her top, and between her fat tits even more traces of thick, gooey and yellow cum. Her own cum, from her constant cock-tugging sessions where she carelessly and brazenly ejaculates all over herself and leaves it to glisten and congeal. At her waist, hugging her even more plump, and downright fat belly, a trail of pubic hair the leads down from her belly button to be hidden under the fabric.. or so it would be if not for that enormous horsedick lifting up that tiny, useless piece of fabric. Her entire, enormous, black colored horse dick, dribbling with cockslime, and throatslime from her last victim. Those thick balls, hanging just underneath, plump and swollen, teeming with black, coarse and dripping pubic hair, oozing with cockslime, sweat, cunt slop, and ass juice, dribbling down her thighs and onto the ground she walks. Teeming hair sprouts up and trails along the insides of her thighs in a black mess of wiry ass hair, muddled and stuffed with oozing ass slime as she walks. Between those huge cheeks, her now downright fat mounds, a burst of anal hair wreathed around her swollen and slightly loose asshole, unable to constrict and stroke at thick cocks, but now slurping and fuck-farting around them, lewd sounds of wet sloshing pumping into her shiter. She couldn't be any more perfect.

yo i know im half a decade late to the party but WHAT THE FUCK

 

[Mr. Confederate Man]

Surprised that no one has ever come across this weirdo. Just don't throw up because the weird fuck is into that.

F-list - Warning

www.f-list.net

 

[NoFeline]

What in....where did you find this guy?