LGBT Facebook 11-04-14 Chris votes by quoting Mary Poppins

[CatParty]

https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/747488558678959?pnref=story

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, I can honestly say I never thought I'd see that status from Chris

 

[Haesindang Park]

Me thinks that he's going to vote Democrat if he's truly for the LGBT. Who else is he going to vote for?

 

[Coldgrip]

...Why do I get the feeling that Fatty thinks the suffragette movement in England is still going on?

 

[Ian Brandon Something]

Chris can vote

The system has failed

 

[BT 075]

Chris can vote

The system has failed

Won't be long until the White House is painted pink.

 

[Jozef]

Hopefully he doesn't strip for women's rights.

 

[Thomas the Tankchu]

And then he votes, and despite the preaching and speeches of the candidates, nothing will probably be done on their side and Chris will forget about even voting. I'm sure he'll vote for anyone as long as proLGBT is described about the candidate, even if their promises about their potential campaign future doesn't mention anything about it.

 

[4Macie]

Chris can vote

The system has failed

At least he's using his vote for the better good.... maybe... hopefully

 

[DrChristianTroy]

So I assume he'll only vote for women no matter what side they're on.

 

[Golly]

As a Mary Poppins fan, I can safely say that Glynis Johns did it better.

 

[Enceladeans]

I'm going to try and guess who Chris is voting for (at least Congressionally, can't be arsed to research the state/local candidates).

For starters, here's a look at who's running.

In the Senate, Mark Warner and Robert Sarvis are both pro-gay marriage. Ed Gillespie doesn't care for those d*** homos, but because that doesn't poll well he's decided to side with the wonderfully flip-floppy "The government shouldn't make laws about marriage!" Maybe Chris would see him as a kindred spirit.

In the House, I think Chris is in Virginia's 5th district. Robert Hurt is openly anti-gay. Lawrence Gaughan and Paul Jones are pro-gay. Ken Hildebrandt hasn't said anything on the subject, but knowing the Green Party I assume he's pro-gay too.

It's kind of hard to say who Chris will vote for if he's going by this issue alone. Definitely not Republican. Would he care enough about third-parties to show his support? Or maybe because he's Chris, he'd assume the third-party candidates are just as viable as the big two? Does he know libertarians hate Jerkops?

 

[Handsome Pete]

So I assume he'll only vote for women no matter what side they're on.

Shit, now I'm wondering if that's what he thought the song meant this whole time. The new interpretation makes exactly as much sense in the Sonichu comics as the old one.

And while the world is full of single-issue voters, this feels like a performance. Not that his support of LGBT rights is insincere, just that he's more interested in pointing out that he has a cause than in actually doing anything about it.

 

[The Dude]

Me thinks that he's going to vote Democrat if he's truly for the LGBT. Who else is he going to vote for?

Most Libertarians are pro-LGBT rights, but since Chris probably doesn't understand what a Libertarian is, safe bet is Democrat. Also, the Democrat Party is the official party of the welfare recipient, and Chris wouldn't want to vote for someone who (in theory) would want to sink his tugboat.

 

[BT 075]

I'm pretty fucking relieved to see a sign of life from Chris, btw. I was kinda worried he died at that gay party last week.

 

[CasualWhimsicott]

Most Libertarians are pro-LGBT rights, but since Chris probably doesn't understand what a Libertarian is, safe bet is Democrat. Also, the Democrat Party is the official party of the welfare recipient, and Chris wouldn't want to vote for someone who (in theory) would want to sink his tugboat.

I don't think Chris knows what a Democrat is. He just parroted his parents as Classic Chris and will probably not even do research, just do what his friends tell him to do.

 

[Enceladeans]

...Why do I get the feeling that Fatty thinks the suffragette movement in England is still going on?

Hey, if England had freedom, Abraham Lincoln wouldn't have declared independence from them. Or something. I spent most of history class reading Goosebumps.

 

[The Dude]

I'm pretty fucking relieved to see a sign of life from Chris, btw. I was kinda worried he died at that gay party last week.

Oh I'm sure he had a gay ol' time there.

 

[Slam Attack!]

Won't be long until the White House is painted pink.

If this happens, I'll be one of the first picketing with a sign that reads "God Hates Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon"

 

[cmcki]

In the House, I think Chris is in Virginia's 5th district.

Yep, district 5: http://yourfuckingpollingplace.com/#zf4k