LGBT Facebook 11-04-14 Chris votes by quoting Mary Poppins

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Why do I get the feeling that Chris cast this vote with the same seriousness and fervour that he cast his vote for his favorite pony a while back?

Look out for a news article tomorrow about a crazy transvestite being arrested after getting into an argument with polling officials about not being to vote for his favorite candidate ten times.
 
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Morbid Boredom said:
He'd be ordered to move, by jerkops. Electioneering is a crime.
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Ah, I didn't realize Virginia banned it a few years ago.

I'd still love to see it though - and the inevitable FB rant about jerkops "banning him from a public location and discriminating him and opposing his LgBTBBQ beliefs."
 
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MayMay said:
Eh, I think his lgbt supportive attitude is about as sincere as his supportive attitude to autistics. You know, like how he expects everything and everyone to coddle/pity/worship him due to autism but other autistics are "windows to hell"?

Really if someone only brings up hatred of those got-danged homo males he'd probably vote for them in a heartbeat.

Also given his offense at anyone even partially but not really implying he's asexual and asexuality's frequent exclusion from lgbt things, he probably hates them. I don't think he even comprehends the idea of someone NOT wanting sex. F*** Abstinence and all that.
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If a candidate said "I am against gay males, but in favour of transgendered people and gay women" they would earn Chris' vote. It might be the only vote they would get.

To Chris' credit, lately it seems like when things he wants tolerance of clash with things he is intolerant of, tolerance wins out.

Suppose there are two candidates. The Republican is a young attractive white woman, who and has blatantly homophobic policies. The Democrat is a black male who is very supportive of the LGBT community. Who does Chris vote for?

MayMay said:
Also given his offense at anyone even partially but not really implying he's asexual and asexuality's frequent exclusion from lgbt things, he probably hates them. I don't think he even comprehends the idea of someone NOT wanting sex. F*** Abstinence and all that.
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I am sure he doesn't understand what asexuality is, but he doesn't understand what Australia is either, so it has good company.
 
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blackie toy said:
So... does Virginia have straight-ticket voting? I think Chris might find such a ballot confusing. Considering he's not straight, that is.
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You might be thinking of the wrong term. Straight-ticket voting is the practice of voting for candidates of one party (straight across the row). If Chris were to vote, he'd probably prefer that, since he hates nuance.
 
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Morbid Boredom said:
You might be thinking of the wrong term. Straight-ticket voting is the practice of voting for candidates of one party (straight across the row). If Chris were to vote, he'd probably prefer that, since he hates nuance.
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I know the Indiana ballot has a box at the beginning where you can just tick Democrat, Republican, or Libertarian and be done with your vote rather than having to think about who you want to elect. It's called "straight-" something on the ballot; maybe not straight-ticket.
 
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blackie toy said:
I know the Indiana ballot has a box at the beginning where you can just tick Democrat, Republican, or Libertarian and be done with your vote rather than having to think about who you want to elect. It's called "straight-" something on the ballot; maybe not straight-ticket.
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I had never heard of that! My state doesn't have that as an option.
 
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Ah, I didn't realize Virginia banned it a few years ago.

I'd still love to see it though - and the inevitable FB rant about jerkops "banning him from a public location and discriminating him and opposing his LgBTBBQ beliefs."
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I'm not sure if Chris-Tran standing outside the polling place with 'WANT CANDIDATE' written on his muscle bra counts as electioneering. Probably more like a public nuisance charge.
 
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Even if Chris is a single-issue voter, at least he's researched his political candidates on that issue and is doing his duty as a member of the society by voting, so kudos to him regardless of what/who he votes for. His issues or political stances are mostly irrelevant to me, but I appreciate him being a single-issue voter than a completely apathetic one or a vote boycotter.
 
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Clown Doll said:
Even if Chris is a single-issue voter, at least he's researched his political candidates on that issue and is doing his duty as a member of the society by voting, so kudos to him regardless of what/who he votes for. His issues or political stances are mostly irrelevant to me, but I appreciate him being a single-issue voter than a completely apathetic one or a vote boycotter.
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Really, I think he's just looking for a tomgirl-friendly politician he can make into a Candidate from the Ground-Up.
 
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Its little things like this that I enjoy the most about Chris. Something as simple as quoting "Mary Poppins" before he goes to vote without the slightest hint of self-awareness. Stuff that, if you didn't know better would make you question if this whole shit was even real.

God Bless Our Personal Lolcow
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
Chris probably intends to vote "for women", assuming that the lives of women will "get better" following the vote. He probably has no idea what voting "for women" or "better" consist of.
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Very probably. But Chris-Tran is a lonesome Electorally FRUSTRATED Voter with Rage, so he doesn't really need to know.
 
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I know the Indiana ballot has a box at the beginning where you can just tick Democrat, Republican, or Libertarian and be done with your vote rather than having to think about who you want to elect. It's called "straight-" something on the ballot; maybe not straight-ticket.
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Jesus, that sort of setup exists? That's retarded.
 
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