LGBT Facebook 11-04-14 Chris votes by quoting Mary Poppins

[Kosher Dill]

Fortunately, Rob "Major Wuss" Bell is safe in his seat this election season.

 

[Zeorus]

Most Libertarians are pro-LGBT rights, but since Chris probably doesn't understand what a Libertarian is, safe bet is Democrat. Also, the Democrat Party is the official party of the welfare recipient, and Chris wouldn't want to vote for someone who (in theory) would want to sink his tugboat.

As long as the is in question, he'd want to vote Democrat - a lot of Southern Libertarians are Ayn Rand fetishists that want to sink it.

 

[IanBrannanSOMETHING]

...Why do I get the feeling that Fatty thinks the suffragette movement in England is still going on?

This assumes that Chris actually comprehended the suffragette movement beyond "VOTES FOR WOMEN!"

 

[Pikonic]

Most Libertarians are pro-LGBT rights, but since Chris probably doesn't understand what a Libertarian is, safe bet is Democrat. Also, the Democrat Party is the official party of the welfare recipient, and Chris wouldn't want to vote for someone who (in theory) would want to sink his tugboat.

That's assuming Chris did any research for the election, and to be fair many non-autisic Americans don't.
There could be a Republican woman who wants to eliminate tugboats and Chris would still vote for her because....JERKS.

 

[Ian Brandon Something]

I just can't believe that the Republican cur spawned the Democrat queer.

 

[warongiygas]

It's kind of funny that Chris's political acumen boils down to a 50 year-old song snippet that passively acknowledges women's rights. I'm all for Chris voting on a pro-LGBTQ rights ticket, but at the same time, I'm pretty sure Chris would vote for fucking Sonic if he was on the ballot.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

In the past, Chris claimed people in the US were either republican, democrat, or "neutral". While the accuracy of this can be argued, it's how Chris sees the world and he's unlikely to change his mind based on new information.

Chris claims he's neutral, but I'd say a prior Obama vote + lGBq interests + Lack of interest in following issues = democrat vote. It's not the only possibility, but it's the most likely one. What bothers me is that Chris's participation in the process, despite knowing nothing about politics, is hardly uncommon in the American electorate. Today, Chris is more typical in that respect than most of us here in this forum.

As for anyone suggesting that Chris truly cares about Teh Gayz beyond what they can do for him... Lol, you're funny.

 

[Slam Attack!]

This facebook status reminds me a lot of that Trisha Paytas video... for numerous reasons.

 

[Silver]

It's not a presidential election, so I'm surprised Chris voted. I wasn't even planning on voting until I ... did.

 

[Kitty Witless]

If HRC have a list or guide about politicians they endorse he probably chose from there without questioning it.

 

[warongiygas]

This facebook status reminds me a lot of that Trisha Paytas video... for numerous reasons.

She's just the sort of 'spunky' gal Chris thinks himself to be.

 

[Dr.Research]

Chris uses LGBT*Q* now? As an asexual, I can only wonder how he feels about our kind.

He probably can't understand your lack of interest in China (or possibly ).

Eh. If he helps get an LGBTQ politician with good ideas in, then yay. At least he's being civic in some sense and he could have picked a worse issue to base his vote on.

 

[Enceladeans]

It's kind of funny that Chris's political acumen boils down to a 50 year-old song snippet that passively acknowledges women's rights. I'm all for Chris voting on a pro-LGBTQ rights ticket, but at the same time, I'm pretty sure Chris would vote for fucking Sonic if he was on the ballot.

Unless he was on the Democratic ticket. SONIC'S PARTY IS NOT BLUE!

 

[hellbound]

Me thinks that he's going to vote Democrat if he's truly for the LGBT. Who else is he going to vote for?

Republican. Because that's who Bob would vote for.

When has he ever taken time to actually learn about issues unless somebody's pretty much forcing him?

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

I'm sure Chris will announce who he voted for eventually, maybe even raging if X lost his/her (most likely her) race.

 

[hellbound]

I'm sure Chris will announce who he voted for eventually, maybe even raging if X lost his/her (most likely her) race.

There aren't any women on the ballot. Greene Co. is in VA-5. His ballot will be for senator (all men), representative (all men), and a VA constitutional amendment (if the spouse of a servicemember KIA inherits their house as their primary residence, should it be exempt from property tax).

If anybody cares:
Senate:
R: Ed Gillespie
D: Mark Warner (incumbent)
L: Robert Sarvis

House (VA-5):
R: Robert Hurt (incumbent)
D: Laurence Gaughan
L: Paul Jones
G: Kenneth Hildebrandt

 

[Cotton Pudding]

I would love to see Chris sitting outside his local polling location playing his DS with a handrawn sign supporting his candidate propped up next to him.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

I would love to see Chris sitting outside his local polling location playing his DS with a handrawn sign supporting his candidate propped up next to him.

He'd be ordered to move, by jerkops. Electioneering is a crime.

 

[MayMay]

Eh, I think his lgbt supportive attitude is about as sincere as his supportive attitude to autistics. You know, like how he expects everything and everyone to coddle/pity/worship him due to autism but other autistics are "windows to hell"?

Really if someone only brings up hatred of those got-danged homo males he'd probably vote for them in a heartbeat.

Also given his offense at anyone even partially but not really implying he's asexual and asexuality's frequent exclusion from lgbt things, he probably hates them. I don't think he even comprehends the idea of someone NOT wanting sex. F*** Abstinence and all that.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

but at the same time, I'm pretty sure Chris would vote for fucking Sonic if he was on the ballot.

He could write him in as a candidate.