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[jc17]

Makes me wonder if Chris would freak out if somebody created lego voodoo of him.

Chris would just make up some bullshit about how it doesn't effect him. Like how his medal used to have deus ex machina powers to cover his ass:

"Hmm- well y- well you trolls have just wasted your time, d'ere. You're pointless hatred will have- they have no power over me and my new power s- my- *epic hair swing* MY NEW SOURCE OF POWAHR!! ... Each stand strandin- stan- Each individual strand of hair stands for an individual mile I have walked...

I'M A PROUD TOMGIRL- I have endured more hardship d'en ANYONE HAS... high functioning... or otherwise.... It's is not ju- not only a symbol of pride, but also a source... a source of whatever good left in this pitiful, trollanized planet... Try to curse me all you want... good will triumph over evil... and I pray you do try it, just so I can laugh as it backfires on ALL OF YOU jerks, granting you eternal bad luck... or hopefully worse..."

 

[Varis]

"... Each stand strandin- stan- Each individual strand of hair stands for an individual mile I have walked..."

All three of them.

 

[Dreamatorium]

Being out of the loop for like a month and coming back to "I talked with Megagi and..." is a treat. Not entirely surprising though, he's more or less always been like this

Anyway..He keeps harping on about how he can't get a job (he obviously hasn't tried) because of his internet infamy. How true is this to you guys? The summer's over. I think if he cleaned himself up, bought some decent clothes instead of video games with his tugboat and applied at a few places he could find a job

I say this a lot but I really want to help him. I always have but I've never tried because I don't know him in person and it would be impossible anyway. The answers to his suburban white boy problems are so fucking simple to the point where the actual problem is his disconnection with reality. I don't know what he needs for that - therapy? Psychiatric evaluation to get on some sort of mood stabilizer? Kick the autistic?

 

[Zim]

I say this a lot but I really want to help him. I always have but I've never tried because I don't know him in person and it would be impossible anyway. The answers to his suburban white boy problems are so fucking simple to the point where the actual problem is his disconnection with reality. I don't know what he needs for that - therapy? Psychiatric evaluation to get on some sort of mood stabilizer? Kick the autistic?

A lot of people want to help him and you're right. It's impossible. He doesn't just deny reality and social consequence. He outright rejects that these exist. If he started trying to get help and turn his life around to improve himself he'd be about 45 by the time he was functional again. The major problem isn't his individual problems. It's that his problems have gone untreated for so long that they are habits to him. Many people have said that he's the perfect storm of social, mental, and parenting problems and this is true.

I used to be sympathetic to him but now I just don't care. He's on this earth to be laughed at as he singlehandedly shows mankind exactly how to fail at everything. He's like an educational series they should show in school about making bad choices and how to get along with others. Chris would be the star and the series would be called "Don't Be A F*ck Up!".

 

[Some JERK]

I used to be sympathetic to him but now I just don't care.