Facebook Post 9/6/2013 Six Rules....

[The Dude]

These last few days have been amazing in terms of Chris content. I' don't think I've been so free and easy with the "Mmm, yeah" button since it was integrated.

It's quite a CWCtember festival we've got brewing on our MANOS.

It's like the sun went down on August and came up on September and Chris said "welp, I'mma make a total ass of my self this month."

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

here's the article

The article is pretty much on how autistic people interact with other autistic people, not how neurotypicals can interact with cranky autists. I don't know how this article would be useful to Chris, he never interacts with other autistic people anyway.

da rules:

1. It is more important to tell the truth than to be polite, unless the person you are talking to specifically states that their feelings are easily hurt. (hurtful truth level?)

2. There is no such thing as an interruption or talking too much during a conversation. (I'm surprised Chris wouldn't like this, he'd never shut up about himself or his interests)

3. It is always okay to say no to someone else rather than to create a fictitious excuse for why you can’t do something with a friend. (I have a boyfriend!)

4. Information is neither good nor bad, neither appropriate or inappropriate. It simply exists. (IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS)

5. Relationships are often oriented around mutual mental interests and not physical appearance or attraction, or gender. (B cup minimum, please!)

6. There are exceptions to all social rules; in fact, even the social rules mentioned above aren’t always followed. (this is often true even with non-autistic people)

 

[Stuff and Things]

I don't know how this article would be useful to Chris, he never interacts with other autistic people anyway.

Because, in his mind, he's the only autistic person that matters, so, if a person makes an article meant to all the autistic persons in general, he will take it as if the article was meant to him, and if the article doesn't suits his bizarre behavior, he will bitch about it.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

^ Sounds about right

 

[Anchuent Christory]

here's the article

The article is pretty much on how autistic people interact with other autistic people, not how neurotypicals can interact with cranky autists. I don't know how this article would be useful to Chris, he never interacts with other autistic people anyway.

da rules:

1. It is more important to tell the truth than to be polite, unless the person you are talking to specifically states that their feelings are easily hurt. (hurtful truth level?)

2. There is no such thing as an interruption or talking too much during a conversation. (I'm surprised Chris wouldn't like this, he'd never shut up about himself or his interests)

3. It is always okay to say no to someone else rather than to create a fictitious excuse for why you can’t do something with a friend. (I have a boyfriend!)

4. Information is neither good nor bad, neither appropriate or inappropriate. It simply exists. (IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS)

5. Relationships are often oriented around mutual mental interests and not physical appearance or attraction, or gender. (B cup minimum, please!)

6. There are exceptions to all social rules; in fact, even the social rules mentioned above aren’t always followed. (this is often true even with non-autistic people)

1 and 6 are basically get out of jail free cards in Chris' mind, so these "rules" essentially validate his asshole attitude. Notice once again how he chooses to ignore the ones that don't fit in with his way of thinking.

 

[CatParty]

Chris chan is not retarded. Chris chan is a fucking idiot.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

So the female have to be easy on his eyes? Well then chris you should be easy on her eyes too. And just like you want her to have bcups how bout she want you to have a fully functional brains? Fair trade dont you think?

 

[Kosher Dill]

He's got B-cups or larger, so his sweetheart should too. Fair's fair, right?

 

[NegaCWC]

he expects, no, he honestly believes that he deserves the perfect woman to baby him and fuck with him while he does absolutely nothing in return??

It's well known that the high standards Chris claims to have are a bluff. He would have gone for Megan, a woman whose Sonichu character actually looks better than her real self. He also would have gone for the hambeast, so I think it's quite clear that Chris's actual standards are way lower than his stated ones.

 

[LordCustos3]

He's got B-cups or larger, so his sweetheart should too. Fair's fair, right?

That's fair. CHRIS HIMSELF is the only person Chris has ever truly loved.

 

[Thetan]

In Part 4 of the linked Little Big Planet Autism Tutorial, Chris says that he hopes the Game and Hobby Place burns to the ground, along with Michael Snyder. I really do hope his friends decide to watch the whole thing. The Autism Tutorial certainly doesn't put Chris in a good light. It will probably provoke the exact opposite of the kind of reaction/reception he was hoping for when he made it.

 

[Cid Highwind]

Dumbass is dumb. Wonder how many of his high school friends know of his luv qwest.

Apparently not enough to get him laid. What's wrong, Manchester High class of 2000? Why aren't you doing what you can to help Chris find His Sweetheart?!

 

[QI 541]

he expects, no, he honestly believes that he deserves the perfect woman to baby him and fuck with him while he does absolutely nothing in return??

It's well known that the high standards Chris claims to have are a bluff. He would have gone for Megan, a woman whose Sonichu character actually looks better than her real self. He also would have gone for the hambeast, so I think it's quite clear that Chris's actual standards are way lower than his stated ones.

Chris is completely serious about his standards when he states them, in the same way that he's completely serious when he says he intends to starve himself to death in prison.

 

[Spatchmo]

I don't think he follows ANY of those six rules.
1. He hates the truth, and views any negative comments towards him as trolling or bullying.
2. He stated himself he hates being interrupted. The problem is, when he talks to other people he talks non-stop about pointless, inane shit. See the Guru interviews.
3. Chris never accepts being told "no" about pretty much anything.
4. All real information is bad! Aspergers isn't really a part of autism because it takes the limelight away from autistics.
5. Not to sound like too much of a dick, but Chris doesn't really have any relationships to be oriented around physical or mental attributes.
6. Ok, maybe he is cool with rule 6, but all exceptions apply to him, and him alone

Overall though, it is an interesting read that helps understand an autistic's thinking a little better. Certainly not Chris' line of thinking, however.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Why am I not surprised that Chris failed to actually understand/grasp the article?

 

[asperhes]

I am a theoretical person.

 

[The Dude]

Why am I not surprised that Chris failed to actually understand/grasp the article?

Because you are sane and have common sense.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Ugh. Megan and the Wallflower both knew Chris IRL, as well as the gal pals, not to mention Anna, and none of them wanted to have a romantic relationship with him because he's a horrible person with nothing to offer a potential sweetheart. He just doesn't get it, not that that's a surprise.

It's like talking to a wall!

Correction, an Adult Autistic tomgirl wall.

 

[The Dude]

Ugh. Megan and the Wallflower both knew Chris IRL, as well as the gal pals, not to mention Anna, and none of them wanted to have a romantic relationship with him because he's a horrible person with nothing to offer a potential sweetheart. He just doesn't get it, not that that's a surprise.

It's like talking to a wall!

Correction, an Adult Autistic tomgirl wall.

Correction, an Adult Autistic Child tomgirl wall.

 

[AngelicSchmoople]

How he takes a post about autism and turns it into a cry for heartsweets.
Geez. I don't know.
That's what I noticed. I mean, sure, he's fussy. That's nothing new. I guess turning other subjects around to make them about hearsweets is nothing new as well though.