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Very Honest Content said:
CWC, having never read, much less heard of famous coke abuser with a mother issue or two himself Freud, never learned the famous paraphrase, "Sometimes a beagle piss spot is just a beagle piss spot."
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This is the closest we have to any Rorschach result of Chris'.
 
Oh Chris, she's not real either. Please don't get trolled by dog piss. I can't handle the "Urine-girl" saga. I just can't.
 
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Seahorses said:
I don't see the girl shape. It kinda looks like Sonichu to me.
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Really, I just saw something that resembled a stick figure with an oversized, lumpy head. I didn't see anything specifically masculine or feminine about it.
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You have to WANT to believe.
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If someone could photoshop in the piss stain into the famous X-Files I WANT TO BELIEVE poster that would be beautiful.
 
It looks more like a Genesect than a woman. Then again, I think we see a new low if he thinks anybody is interesting in looking at his dog's piss. What's next? He will see a piece of dog doo that looks like a child.
 
I have to agree that seeing a girl in dog piss is a new low for Chris, especially as I don't see anything feminine in that shape. Ironically it looks more like Sonichu than anything with tits. But then, this is Chris we're talking about, so eh.
 
Seeing a girl in a puddle of dog piss is pathetic.
But then taking a photo of it and proudly posting it on Facebook for all to see? I don't even have a fucking word for that.

God dammit Chris.
 
Anchuent Christory said:
Seeing a girl in a puddle of dog piss is pathetic.
But then taking a photo of it and proudly posting it on Facebook for all to see? I don't even have a fucking word for that.

God dammit Chris.
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Dude is crazy and has no filter.
 
I'm willing to bet that Chris is taking this as some sort of sign, like he's a witch doctor in some obscure Polynesian tribe.
 
Zap Rowsdower said:
I'm willing to bet that Chris is taking this as some sort of sign, like he's a witch doctor in some obscure Polynesian tribe.
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*Cherokeean
 
Man it's gotta suck to be a Chandler dog. City dwelling dog owners don't have the luxury of a front and back yard like Chris has, they actually walk their dogs AND pick up the turds! All Chris has to do is open the door. This newspaper bullshit is infuriating. At some point (much earlier on) Chris was supposed to move the newspaper to the door, and then right on the other side of the door. Much like his gloriously futile love quest, Chris couldn't be bothered by step 2, so he just repeats step 1 forever.

The newspaper the dogs shit on is from McDonald's. Chris steals these daily and gets in trouble from the staff. If Chris trained the dogs properly, he'd no longer have a reason to go to McDonald's every single day. Doesn't Chris spend hours at McDonald's playing with multiple iOS devices? I bet that paper gets full while their owner waits for his sweetheart, and the dogs shit and piss on random parts of the hoard that both Chris and Barb ignore.
 
Just asking though: Does Chris treat Clover & Snoopy the same way as Patti?
 
So... Bob died (somewhat of neglect, amirite?) and then they get dogs to neglect. It's like an terminal flu. Don't look into the Chandler door! :twisted:
 
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Just asking though: Does Chris treat Clover & Snoopy the same way as Patti?
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Heh, well, if he did, they would be a lot better off. I don't remember too much about how they treated Patti. I think they just left her outside and fed her? That's probably the equivalent of what they do for Clover and Snoopy, just indoors. But yeah, doing the same thing, outdoors would be a lot better. Not ideal, but a lot better than what they're doing now.
 
Wow, to think I actually liked Clover & Snoopy.
 
I'm fairly certain that whatever decency existed in how they treated Patti was entirely due to Bob. He probably had to yell at Chris repeatedly to let the dog out, let the dog in, take her for walks, play with her; he was probably the only one that tried to discipline her if she got rowdy or nippy, so on. Bob was the only one who even attempted to give a shit about things in that house.
 
Oh, urine trouble now Chris. Don't piss away the last shred of hope you have by romancing a rancid puddle. Don't make life even bladder for yourself.
 
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