Facebook Update 05/28/14 Looks like Simonla isn't the only zombie

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Fuzzy Wuzzy said:
Kengle and Waterhead are about to do the same. They'll be kicking themselves in the back of their own heads and be like "I can't believe I supported this slob!
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Nah. Those two are so far up Christian's ass that they're practically a sperg version of The Human Centipede.

The odds that either of those two would ever criticize Christian are somewhat lower than the odds of a Stockholm syndrome sufferer voicing disagreement with his kidnapper, or a starving North Korean wondering outloud if someone other than the Kims should run the country.

This has been another riveting installment in "Christian begs for MOAR Legos."
 
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CWCissey said:
Why am I imagining Chris' head on this child's body as part of someone's avatar now?
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Done.
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You really need to use an adult pic of Chris instead. Photoshopping young Chris's face into that picture doesn't really illustrate the complete patheticness of his present situation.
 
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"Will someone, seriously, Please buy the violin I am selling NOW! My mother and I really need the money."

$200 dollars for a messed-up, old violin? Seriously Chris?
And... Why hasn't Barb force Chris to get a job?
 
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A couple of interesting notes from this picture:

1.) One of the witches is badly melted, showing that Chris must have rescued it after the house fire and then KEPT it. Same with the zombie, although it's damage is not as apparent. I can't think of any practical use for melted Lego witches, unless Chris is trying to re-enact a very specific scene from The Wizard of Oz.

2.) Chris took this picture in front of what appears to be a Skylanders box (I'm thinking it's a storage container for Skylanders figures.) This means that Chris not only is still buying Skylanders, he's buying it's associated merchandise.

3.) With all the Lego and Skylanders, Chris's room is beginning to look like an eight-year-olds.
 
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Da Pickle Monsta said:
A couple of interesting notes from this picture:

1.) One of the witches is badly melted, showing that Chris must have rescued it after the house fire and then KEPT it. Same with the zombie, although it's damage is not as apparent. I can't think of any practical use for melted Lego witches, unless Chris is trying to re-enact a very specific scene from The Wizard of Oz.

2.) Chris took this picture in front of what appears to be a Skylanders box (I'm thinking it's a storage container for Skylanders figures.) This means that Chris not only is still buying Skylanders, he's buying it's associated merchandise.

3.) With all the Lego and Skylanders, Chris's room is beginning to look like an eight-year-olds.
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Didn't he say he wants to build the Lego cwcville since Jackie made him take it down/ melted in the fire like the high school.
 
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DrJoshii said:
Well they've gone to the point where they have to sell bob's trash to support themselves. So now it's a different circumstance.
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Barb will never sell her stuff. She has to make a new hoard so Chris will sell water damaged carp outrageous prices.
 
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