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He would have made a great village idiot or court jester though. Not because he is a good comedian, but because he is so hilariously dumb.
 
Donald Duck said:
I was thinking of sending him one of those fake lego sets you might find in a cheap Chinese toy store... but then I realized that even though he might complain, he'll likely still play with them and enjoy them anyway. Plus even though they're cheap knockoffs, I'd still be spending my own money to buy it and ship it to him, which means either way, I'd lose. So fuck that, he get's nothing!
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I would actually get one of the Lego sets Chris has been whining for, carefully open the box, take out three or four key pieces (enough to be noticed and ruin the set), then send the box to him.
 
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Mogambo said:
And, like most things in Chris' world, it came out in the 50s or 60s. He's sort of like a caveman; he just doesn't relate well to modern civilization.
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I don't know. This guy did okay.

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Donald Duck said:
Yes, I'm aware of that. That's where I got the idea.

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I'd say his expression there was one of disappointment, but it's hard to tell with Chris since that dull, empty headed look could just be his default "expression".
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For what it's worth, I think poorly-veiled disappointment. As a kid you're expected to be grateful on your b day and Christmas for your gifts so if you weren't thrilled with something you still had to be polite and say thank-you. Maybe Chris wasn't happy it was Lego, and tried for a neutral expression to disguise his umbrage at being given a Chinese knockoff, and of course failed because Chris is Chris.
 
CalmMyTits said:
For what it's worth, I think poorly-veiled disappointment. As a kid you're expected to be grateful on your b day and Christmas for your gifts so if you weren't thrilled with something you still had to be polite and say thank-you. Maybe Chris wasn't happy it was Lego, and tried for a neutral expression to disguise his umbrage at being given a Chinese knockoff, and of course failed because Chris is Chris.
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I don't think he would've noticed it was a chinese knockoff.
 
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Xarpho said:
Apparently, the only modern place Gumby has now is a chain of pizza places, all of which are in college towns and most of them stay open until 2 am.
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Woah, I had no idea Gumby sold out to pizza chain. Did this happen around the time Davey and Goliath did those Mountain Dew ads?
 
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dcisp said:
Woah, I had no idea Gumby sold out to pizza chain. Did this happen around the time Davey and Goliath did those Mountain Dew ads?
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Who knows, but although each location has its own menu, they actually have a "Stoner Pie" on the menu. (here, here, and here--all different sites, all different cities). If you see the Yelp reviews for any of them, the common sentiment is that they're for drunks and stoners.
 
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dcisp said:
Woah, I had no idea Gumby sold out to pizza chain. Did this happen around the time Davey and Goliath did those Mountain Dew ads?
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It's really overpriced but they have some interesting specialty pizzas. I remember one having mozzarella sticks on it.
 
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Apparently, the only modern place Gumby has now is a chain of pizza places, all of which are in college towns and most of them stay open until 2 am.
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Oh god...

Xarpho said:
Who knows, but although each location has its own menu, they actually have a "Stoner Pie" on the menu. (here, here, and here--all different sites, all different cities). If you see the Yelp reviews for any of them, the common sentiment is that they're for drunks and stoners.
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Oh dear god...

This does make me picture Chris as an overweight, non-college bound stoner. And unfortunately, it doesn't change much, though it might make Chris a slightly less depressing person.
 
Mogambo said:
Oh god...



Oh dear god...

This does make me picture Chris as an overweight, non-college bound stoner. And unfortunately, it doesn't change much, though it might make Chris a slightly less depressing person.
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Given how uptight and tense he is, getting stoned might actually turn him normal. At the very least, we can expect the CWCville drug laws to be overturned.
 
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