Facebook Update 2013-05-19

[Hyperion]

How the hell do you even break one of those? Seriously, does nobody take care of their gadgets? I've been using handheld computers of various kinds for well over fifteen years and I never broke the screen on any of them. You get a nice case, a screen protector, and that really covers a lot. I've also learned from an early age that these things are very, very expensive, and not to whip them around.

QFT

 

[KFC]

How did he break an iPod? Did he drop one of his obese fingers on it? Did his vibrator fall on it? The possibilities are endless!

I love how useless this post. It's just kinda "Well, they said that. I can relate to one fourteenth of this article. Yep. Mhm. Yeah."

On a side note, it seems that his camera-skills haven't improved. Besides, who takes a picture of a fucking newspaper article?

 

[snowkitten91]

He probably was playing some game, lost, TARD RAGED and threw the Ipod against a wall (or tried squashing it with his feet/butt).

Just another example of what happens to the taxpayers' money that ends up in the 'tardbaby's tugboat.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Now make your glasses trendy, sugar tits.

 

[DevilDog]

Re: FB Post 5/20/13 "Cracked iPod"

Just on first read, it looks like Chris has that "Dem younger kids are so ignant" thing going here. Actually the whole post seems to have an interesting spike in self-indulging pride, I mean, compared to his usual woe is me posts. Did something happen the OPL has to affirm himself more than usual?

 

[CatParty]

Still slippin on cat poo I see.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Chris probably saw his picture on it, got confused, then attempted to break it open in an attempt to free the tiny man trapped inside.

 

[Ren]

$60 of our money for a screen repair. :'D

 

[Null]

$60 of our money for a screen repair. :'D

Didn't you read the post? He's not going to get it repaired. The crack is a beautiful and complex analogy to his trials and tribulations from years of trolling.

 

[Varis]

A cracked iPod; and everyone will know that you are a clumsy fuck.

Aren't Apple products supposed to be...indestructible?

Of course not. Apple wants you to buy a new iPhone every year.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Ho ho ho! How ignorant! How foolhardy these people are! If they broke their iPhones, why didn't they just use their tugboats to buy a new one?
The part about him mocking people with unwashed hair and unshaven faces is comedy gold too.
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:0419-ChristianIs17-14.jpg

"Beauty of the Bust", of course, has another meaning around these parts. But alas, muscle bras are still not "in".

 

[BillRiley]

Re: FB Post 5/20/13 "Cracked iPod"

Just on first read, it looks like Chris has that "Dem younger kids are so ignant" thing going here. Actually the whole post seems to have an interesting spike in self-indulging pride, I mean, compared to his usual woe is me posts. Did something happen the OPL has to affirm himself more than usual?

I think the article appeals to Our Pet Manbaby because it appears to support a long running fixation of his about the internet/technology/whatever making people more "autistic-like." He mentioned it in one of the old videos.

 

[Venusaur]

I'm confused...He liked his own post and wrote:

I forgot the best part: the iPhone 5C; the iPhone, Pre-Cracked.

What.

 

[CatParty]

between the pocket knife and the cracked ipod, he's like super "street" now.


also, apparently the rash inducing sludge that his skin emits is more slippery than sticky.

 

[Seahorses]

Aren't Apple products supposed to be...indestructible?

They are pretty resilient, given that they look fragile. I've dropped my iPhone plenty of times (on its face) and it's never broken or anything. I must wonder what abuse he put his gadget through.

 

[jmk451]

Sitting on it would to the trick

 

[Ren]

$60 of our money for a screen repair. :'D

Didn't you read the post? He's not going to get it repaired. The crack is a beautiful and complex analogy to his trials and tribulations from years of trolling.

I did, no worries. I think he's going to get tired of cutting his thumbs... sooner or later. He'll have to give in at some point.

 

[BigBoss]

It's part of the image he's trying to build for himself, guys. He's trying to reconstruct himself into a hip, young tomgirl because he either doesn't want to accept the reality that he's a middle-aged man whose aging rather rapidly or that he's basically oblivious to that fact and still thinks he's a teenager who can do stupid shit like breaking iPods and play it off as "Trust me, it's the in thing to do. "

In the end, I believe he's moved into the adolescent mindset stage of his autism and is trying to rebel and remake himself into something he's not but thinks is cool.

 

[CatParty]

It's part of the image he's trying to build for himself, guys. He's trying to reconstruct himself into a hip, young tomgirl because he either doesn't want to accept the reality that he's a middle-aged man whose aging rather rapidly or that he's basically oblivious to that fact and still thinks he's a teenager who can do stupid shit like breaking iPods and play it off as "Trust me, it's the in thing to do. "

In the end, I believe he's moved into the adolescent mindset stage of his autism and is trying to rebel and remake himself into something he's not but thinks is cool.

sounds dead on

 

[pickleniggo]

I'm confused...He liked his own post and wrote:

I forgot the best part: the iPhone 5C; the iPhone, Pre-Cracked.

What.

Is there anyone out there that can decipher this? WTF Chris.