Facebook Update: "Smiley" Review

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I wonder how he discovered the movie. I realize when it comes to pop culture that while childish he never seems to be out of the loop. That said Smiley had an extremely limited release (some theaters, mostly VOD then DVD). Also I assume we can count in the media that he totally misinterprets.
 
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See, of course he's not going to listen to you, pal. You're messaging him on facebook, that means you're the central hub of trolls.
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You, sir, are a wit.
 
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DrChristianTroy said:
I wonder how he discovered the movie. I realize when it comes to pop culture that while childish he never seems to be out of the loop. That said Smiley had an extremely limited release (some theaters, mostly VOD then DVD). Also I assume we can count in the media that he totally misinterprets.
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he's probably secretly a big keith david fan
 
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The suicide comment is rather troublesome, though. It's probably another cry for attention, but even still, Chris really needs help. Real help.
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Most likely Chris wanting everyone to say "OH PLEASE NO DON'T KILL YOURSELF CHRIS!".

Then again, the best way to get Chris off from suicide is to pressure him to do it, and then he'd Stress Sigh about how hard it is to go through with it and go back to playing the vidya.


CatParty said:
Chris said:
fuck off fuck face
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there is no help for this guy
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To quote the line from Airplane, "Chump don't want no help? Chump don't get no help!"

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IMO, he's just mimicking the type of BS that his mother does when she wants attention from him and then he projects it at the rest of the world so he can get attention. And even if he is serious there's still no cause to worry because Chris fails at EVERYTHING and attempted suicide would be no exception.
 
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This isn't a suicide threat. It's just Chris's habit of finding the biggest cudgel he can to hit his enemies with, whether it makes sense or not.
In this case, the message is: "Innocent children are dying because you refuse to disband the online hatreds against me".
 
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DrChristianTroy said:
I wonder how he discovered the movie. I realize when it comes to pop culture that while childish he never seems to be out of the loop. That said Smiley had an extremely limited release (some theaters, mostly VOD then DVD). Also I assume we can count in the media that he totally misinterprets.
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That's a good question. It looks like a vanity pic produced by a film student nobody and staring some of his YouTube celebutard friends. It's the kind of thing you find in 4 packs in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart. Maybe it somehow got picked up by Netflix. Does Chris-C­han have an account?
(EDIT: :oops: Nevermind. Found it on the cwcki.)

Kosher Dill said:
This isn't a suicide threat. It's just Chris's habit of finding the biggest cudgel he can to hit his enemies with, whether it makes sense or not.
In this case, the message is: "Innocent children are dying because you refuse to disband the online hatreds against me".
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^This. Chris is far far too chickenshit to even attempt suicide.
 
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"fuck-face". It's both hilarious and sad to see Chris' reply to a proper comment with such a childish insult. Then again, it IS Chris, so childish insults, a huge ego and a "blame it on something else" mentality are kind of expected.

And what a lovely idea, show some R-rated slasher movie in high school to "help people that have been trolled". I wonder if Chris realizes how stupid that sounds. He probably doesn't.
 
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Fuck off Fuck-Face
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Wow. That hurts to read. I wouldn't be surprised if OP killed himself not long after reading that. Christian Chandler just sounds like an awful troll who wants nothing but LULZ and laughs at the deaths of others. What a piece of shit.
 
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It's amusing to see he liked his own post. I guess he misses when Anna did that to show him suppot
 
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No Chris, it's not trolling that causes suicide, it's bullying.
Trolling=/=Bullying
 
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It's amusing to see he liked his own post. I guess he misses when Anna did that to show him suppot
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She still does.
 
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OH? She hasn't done it on any public posts recently, so didn't know if she was still doing that.
 
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This "review" is what I consider standard Chris. He's not posting out of blind fury. This is Chris in casual mode. And it shows just how boring and dull witted he is. He cannot talk about anything which does not relate directly to him. His opinions are naive and childish. His taste is ridiculous. Most of all, the guy is boring.
 
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Tubular Monkey said:
This "review" is what I consider standard Chris. He's not posting out of blind fury. This is Chris in casual mode. And it shows just how boring and dull witted he is. He cannot talk about anything which does not relate directly to him. His opinions are naive and childish. His taste is ridiculous. Most of all, the guy is boring.
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okay so it is exactly like a cole smithey review
 
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Bgheff said:
OH? She hasn't done it on any public posts recently, so didn't know if she was still doing that.
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Yeah, nah, I don't know about public posts, but yeah, she's still doing it in general. As recently as a day ago, for example.
 
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Bgheff said:
It's amusing to see he liked his own post. I guess he misses when Anna did that to show him suppot
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Just wanna say that this has always been a pet peeve of mine. Of course you like it, you wrote it. Totally minor but it makes no sense to me.
 
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I don't think the idea of showing R-Rated movies in high schools is that outlandish. Smileys can't be as bad as some of the birth footage you'd see in health class or the disturbing shit they make you watch for driver's ed.

It's amusing that Chris's movie reviews are better than Cole's, and unsurprising that he'd put a "Stawp teh trolling" plea in it, even though nobody's really trolling him anymore.
 
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