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Cyberbully was melodramatic as hell. Kinda like Chris, I guess.
 
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Random capitalization. Why does he do this? There's not even any reason behind what is capitalized. Is it code; Is his "Will" supposed to jump out at me or something? Is this the identity of the magical man we've all been looking for?
 
I like how he acts like he knows what's best for Charlottesville,.
"If I can't act like a dick in that place, no one can!"
Who does he think he is, the town's mayor?
 
KatsuKitty said:
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Random capitalization. Why does he do this? There's not even any reason behind what is capitalized. Is it code; Is his "Will" supposed to jump out at me or something? Is this the identity of the magical man we've all been looking for?
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It's how you can figure out who he is when he's 'hiding', be glad he does it.

UltraSonichu said:
Wonder what would happen if Snyder was emailed that screengrab?
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He has been. This was way before the court date.
In short, "Not this again...".
 
This could turn into an extra engine on the tugboat for Chris. All he has to do is auction "Drink craft Fanta in Ruckersville with film critic Christian Chandler" on Ebay. Maybe he'd do better than his half-brother?
 
trombonista said:
For the record, Chris also thinks Cyberbully is a good movie. From what I've heard of both movies, I'll assume that combining the two premises would create a film with the chances of unseating Mary Poppins as Chris's all-time favorite film.
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Combining elements of all three would pretty sum up what goes on in his head.
The gore of Smiley
The teen girl melodrama of Cyberbully
The musical numbers and cartoon characters of Mary Poppins
 
CatParty said:
trombonista said:
For the record, Chris also thinks Cyberbully is a good movie. From what I've heard of both movies, I'll assume that combining the two premises would create a film with the chances of unseating Mary Poppins as Chris's all-time favorite film.
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Combining elements of all three would pretty sum up what goes on in his head.
The gore of Smiley
The teen girl melodrama of Cyberbully
The musical numbers and cartoon characters of Mary Poppins
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When I try to imagine what goes on his Chris' head, I imagine a blurry kaleidoscope of '90's vintage children's cartoons, video game levels and toy commercials. Then I have stiff drink and vow never to try that again.

But I can see how a film like Smiley would appeal to our adult autistic child. He finally gets da revenge on dose dang dirty trolls, and just by watching a movie. It's like the end of Sonichu #10 in movie form. What could be better?
 
Assuming Chris actually paid attention to the movie, he probably is more a fan of the movie because of how it portrays trolls negatively (or how he interprets their portrayal, anyway). The trolls at the end
ended up getting away and it was actually the good, non-troll girl that Chris was probably attracted to that ended up dying.
 
The thing about Chris is that if he would look at the world at large instead of through some toilet paper core tube of his own little myopic POV, he'd notice that everyone gets smeared on the Internet. I myself have had some ugly Tweets said about me in the past. Was I unhappy about them? Helz yeah but I saw such things as the action of a handful of douchebags rather than a vast cabal of evil trolls dwelling in some secret base at the back of a game store.

Chris being Chris, with his HUGE ego and ultra-thin skin, absolutely refuses to let ANY slight go without a seething hate and demands for dire vengeance. Some black woman not kiss Chris' ass? Well, take a photo of her and tell the world to chase her down. Dare to keep Chris from coming to your place of business and scaring off customers? Chris will yowl for your charred corpse under a pile of bombed-out rubble.

And since Chris likes NO ONE, that means you, me, and everyone you know is also an enemy to Chris that must be horribly destroyed.

UltraSonichu said:
Wonder what would happen if Snyder was emailed that screengrab?
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I wish I had Snyder's address because I sure would. I'm no A-Log just because I want to see Chris facing the consequences for every time he fucks up.

Major Update said:
This could turn into an extra engine on the tugboat for Chris. All he has to do is auction "Drink craft Fanta in Ruckersville with film critic Christian Chandler" on Ebay. Maybe he'd do better than his half-brother?
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I've long wished there was a "Meme Con" where people could meet up with famous people/things from the Internet. Seeing Chris selling official Crayola FUCKING Model Magic Sonichu medallions at his booth between "Mr. Cool Ice" and "Grumpy Cat" could pull in a couple hundred for him easy in one weekend.
 
KatsuKitty said:
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Random capitalization. Why does he do this? There's not even any reason behind what is capitalized. Is it code; Is his "Will" supposed to jump out at me or something? Is this the identity of the magical man we've all been looking for?
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I'm going to say the obvious and say "no" to that. I don't think he has any concept of the will, be it the conventional explaination or the Thelema derrived one. I think he's just doing that capitalization thing he does, with no rhyme or reason. Just Chris being Chris.

(I would laugh if he did start studying thelema - can you imagine him doing a LBRoP or the Star Ruby? Reading from the LVAL? LOL..)
 
I remember watching "Cyberbully" on a livestream with some guys from /cwc/

It was pretty hilarious, the girl couldn't even open a bottle of pills when she was trying to kill herself since of a protective seal made for toddlers.
 
Actually reading this review, it's sad that Chris is unable to take responsibility for his hand in the trolling. He should have stopped being such a willing target. Hell, we wouldn't have a tenth of the information we have on him if it weren't for him handing it to us on a silver platter.

He created this mess and he wishes to blame the amorphous movement of trolldom for his misfortune. Sorry buddy, it's all you. You got everything you deserve.
 
KatsuKitty said:
Random capitalization. Why does he do this? There's not even any reason behind what is capitalized. Is it code; Is his "Will" supposed to jump out at me or something? Is this the identity of the magical man we've all been looking for?
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The best I've been able to figure out is that he capitalizes certain words to emphasize them, presumably by treating them kind of like proper nouns. It's idiotic.
 
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