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What I'm seeing: A tarnished piece of shit in a cheap baggie that Chris couldn't be half-assed to clean, priced around what one pays for a mint condition version of said coin.

Literally right below it: A pristine collector's coin selling for $3.00 less than Chris' coin.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/1990-Americ...t-with-COA-Silver-999-Troy-Ounce/131536540938
When you google search for coins like Chris' , you can find some in better shape for $25.

It's the porn collection and music collection all over again. Chris assumes everything appreciates in value and his "celebrity status" let's him put out any price.

The only noteworthy aspect of this is that even Kengle isn't buying his shit anymore.
 
What you don't notice is that the grit and grime on that coin has Christorical value attached to it. Some Followers of Chris-chanity would pay a high premium for those things. Kengle is probably saving up bottles of soda so he can afford it.

I sincerely hope you're not implying......DNA.
 
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He knows he's not gonna sell that coin, He just doesn't have any sonichu merch right now and putting anything up there at all has a better chance of selling than nothing at all. TFW chris chan is smarter than you guys.
 
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He knows he's not gonna sell that coin, He just doesn't have any sonichu merch right now and putting anything up there at all has a better chance of selling than nothing at all. TFW chris chan is smarter than you guys.

He's putting it up when there are numerous ones in better quality with a Buy It Now price of $3 less than he has as a starting bid.

If you even deliberately search for that specific coin, his doesn't show up because of that.

(However, some offers even worse than Chris's do show up, so maybe stupid people actually do buy things this bad.)
 
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He's putting it up when there are numerous ones in better quality with a Buy It Now price of $3 less than he has as a starting bid.

If you even deliberately search for that specific coin, his doesn't show up because of that.

(However, some offers even worse than Chris's do show up, so maybe stupid people actually do buy things this bad.)
He thinks his is more valuable cuz you're buying it from him. It's not a bad gamble either. Dumb people are throwing money at Chris cuz they think it will get them close to christory. He fleeced you all with those drawings.
 
some shit about a MLP voice actress
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Someone posted a series of eight or so drawings which tell a pessimistic story of someone giving their love, getting screwed over, and becoming emotionally hardened (I think). I've just included the first drawing; it obviously attracted Chris's attention because of the blatant heart metaphor. Chris commented on the series.
 

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Chris on armpit hair. What's a "No No device"?

Its a hair removal device sold via infomercial that removes hair without shaving. According to google it goes for between $90-$290 and doesn't work.
Not only does it NOT work, apparently it hurts like a bitch too. According to reviews, there's also a burning hair smell whenever you use it that can last up to an hour.
Here's someone actually reviewing it on youtube

Another "liked" thing by Chris... I'm not sure if Chris actually read the article or if he saw honkers from Hooters and just auto-liked it
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http://diply.com/auntyacid/hooters-server-customer-shocking-actions-kidney/142913
 
Yeah, the "no no" is exactly like this thing from the 80s called an "epilady" that was some motorized coil that yanked your hair out and was fucking ridiculous. I'm convinced that someone found a warehouse full of unsold ones, renamed them and figured "no one's seen these in 30 years, we'll make a fortune!" We think it's called a 'NoNo' as in 'No! No! Don't fucking buy that thing!" at our house. But, hey, Caveat Christorium if he wants one, he's certainly bought stupider shit than this.
 
Someone posted a series of eight or so drawings which tell a pessimistic story of someone giving their love, getting screwed over, and becoming emotionally hardened (I think). I've just included the first drawing; it obviously attracted Chris's attention because of the blatant heart metaphor. Chris commented on the series.
i was literally listening to "i am a rock" when i came by this post
CHRIS IS A ROCK
CHRIS IS AN IIIIISLAND

Chris on armpit hair. What's a "No No device"?
it's something to make sure a filthy male doesn't call anybody.
 
Yeah, the "no no" is exactly like this thing from the 80s called an "epilady" that was some motorized coil that yanked your hair out and was fucking ridiculous. I'm convinced that someone found a warehouse full of unsold ones, renamed them and figured "no one's seen these in 30 years, we'll make a fortune!" We think it's called a 'NoNo' as in 'No! No! Don't fucking buy that thing!" at our house. But, hey, Caveat Christorium if he wants one, he's certainly bought stupider shit than this.
I bet.

And while not thinking about it, I see "Epilady" is still around too they apparently had a good thing going if they haven't been busted at all.
 
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