Interests Facebook Updates - Likes and Misc Junk

[4Macie]

This isn't the first period thing Chris has liked/commented on.

I wonder if he just sees period articles and I like "I'm a woman, so, I'm going to like this" or does Chris actually think that if he gets The Procedure, he will bleed once a month....

 

[Marvin]

This isn't the first period thing Chris has liked/commented on.

I wonder if he just sees period articles and I like "I'm a woman, so, I'm going to like this" or does Chris actually think that if he gets The Procedure, he will bleed once a month....

I think logically he knows he won't be able to menstruate.

But it won't stop him from making feminine hygiene product charms to wear around his neck, or from writing letters to Santa asking for True and Honest Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them.

Note: He's not actually doing this stuff, but that's the kind of magical thinking he loves.

 

[ON 190]

making feminine hygiene product charms to wear around his neck

Please don't jinx it and make this actually come true. Please, Marvin, I beg you.

 

[Marvin]

Please don't jinx it and make this actually come true. Please, Marvin, I beg you.

Haha, well, I'm pretty sure Chris won't do that because even he knows that a tampon necklace might alienate him from people. Hopefully.

 

[Florence]

Spoiler: horrifying

Watch Christine start using these in the same way he started using panty liners: to control his

Huh, so Chris does know what a period is.


Countdown until some poor ER doctor has to fish one out of his ass.

Crappin' to the extreme!

Ok, that deserves a horrifying rating. Or ten.

The good people at 'Lizzy the Lezzy' really don't like him too much, do they?

 

[Rin]

Crappin' to the extreme!

Ok, that deserves a horrifying rating. Or ten.

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The good people at 'Lizzy the Lezzy' really don't like him too much, do they?

Normally I would feel a little bad, but I'm pretty sure that a.) they're just weens hoping to provoke a chimp-out; b.) Chris doesn't care anyways.

 

[That Guy]

The good people at 'Lizzy the Lezzy' really don't like him too much, do they?

They're probably just weens that stalk Chris on FB and try to provoke him.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Crappin' to the extreme!

Ok, that deserves a horrifying rating. Or ten.

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The good people at 'Lizzy the Lezzy' really don't like him too much, do they?

What I love most about vagina is:
You can't trib in the same vagina twice
The lemonade's always changing, always flowing
But people, I guess, can't live like that
We all must pay a price
To be safe, we lose our chance of ever knowing
What's around the riverbend
Waiting just around the riverbend

I look once more
Just around the riverbend
Beyond the shore
Where the chus run free
Don't know what for
What I dream the day might send
Just around the riverbend
For me
squirting for me

I feel it there beyond those malls
Or right behind these mcdonalds
Can I ignore that sound of distant pounding
For a handsome sturdy boyfriend-free girl from the ground up
Who pegs with handsome sturdy dildos
And never dreams that something might be squirting?
Just around the riverbend
Just around the riverbend

I look once more
Just around the riverbend
Beyond the mall
Somewhere past the cwcville
Don't know what for ...
Why do all my dreams extend
Just around the watery maze?
Just around the watery maze ...

Should I choose the smoothest course
Steady as the pounding toms?
Should I marry [insert gal pal here]?
Is all my dreaming at an end?
Or do you still wait for me, trib giver
Just around the riverbend?

 

[anusaurus]

I hope this doesn't count as necro-ing, but the thread specifically about Chris' reaction to the death of some guy at Nintendo he's never met nor talked to seems far more compassionate than any other time I've seen, including the death of his own father, aunt, girlfriends, etc.

 

[That Guy]

I hope this doesn't count as necro-ing, but the thread specifically about Chris' reaction to the death of some guy at Nintendo he's never met nor talked to seems far more compassionate than any other time I've seen, including the death of his own father, aunt, girlfriends, etc.

Interesting point because Nintendo was a huge part of Chris' childhood, even moreso than his own parents.

 

[Silver]

the thread specifically about Chris' reaction to the death of some guy at Nintendo he's never met nor talked to seems far more compassionate than any other time I've seen, including the death of his own father, aunt, girlfriends, etc.

The aunt and the girlfriends, okay, yeah, you have a point. But did you seriously fucking expect Chris to make a public facebook post addressing the death of his father? Have you not heard about how fucked up Chris was during the "black tape call", where he was crying over Bob's death? Just because he doesn't show it publicly doesn't mean he doesn't feel sad about these things.

 

[Phil Collins]

This isn't the first period thing Chris has liked/commented on.

I wonder if he just sees period articles and I like "I'm a woman, so, I'm going to like this" or does Chris actually think that if he gets The Procedure, he will bleed once a month....

I just want to know WHY he's fascinated by periods. Most people would be grossed out by the idea of their genitals excreting blood and torturing them, but Chris sees anything related to periods and is like "I'm supposed to be a woman, and women must absolutely love their menstrual cycle!".

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Crappin' to the extreme!

Ok, that deserves a horrifying rating. Or ten.

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The good people at 'Lizzy the Lezzy' really don't like him too much, do they?

I kinda feel bad that, due to his past Internet antics, Chris will probably have to deal with guys like this for the rest of his life...

... but as I type this, Chris is probably making, like, some sort of explicit Sonichu lesbian tribbing pic to put on his profile with the words "Report This" splashed all over it, given his recent Facebook developments, so... ummm... I can't really blame these people sometimes.

 

[Marvin]

I just want to know WHY he's fascinated by periods. Most people would be grossed out by the idea of their genitals excreting blood and torturing them, but Chris sees anything related to periods and is like "I'm supposed to be a woman, and women must absolutely love their menstrual cycle!".

He doesn't really talk about menstruation that much. He does, however, talk a lot about ovaries and "eggs within them".

 

[Cotton Puddings]

He doesn't really talk about menstruation that much. He does, however, talk a lot about ovaries and "eggs within them".

rosechu's dialog about her almighty uterus and glorious ovaries is starting to look mighty funny in hindsight

 

[anusaurus]

The aunt and the girlfriends, okay, yeah, you have a point. But did you seriously fucking expect Chris to make a public facebook post addressing the death of his father? Have you not heard about how fucked up Chris was during the "black tape call", where he was crying over Bob's death? Just because he doesn't show it publicly doesn't mean he doesn't feel sad about these things.

I heard how upset he was at how it would affect him, not so much missing his father.
"It's funny because it's true".

 

[Marvin]

I heard how upset he was at how it would affect him, not so much missing his father.
"It's funny because it's true".

Nah, Chris was pretty wrecked by his father's death, like a normal person would be.

 

[Phil Collins]

Nah, Chris was pretty wrecked by his father's death, like a normal person would be.

Many people assume Chris to be an emotionless monster. Sure, he's an autistic weirdo who values himself above all others and doesn't really know how to interact with people and can't think of an original message, but he's not Hitler. Don't treat him like he's less than human, we're just here for the lulz.

 

[anusaurus]

He thought his dad died of cancer...
That should speak volumes.

 

[4Macie]

He thought his dad died of cancer...
That should speak volumes.

That's the one thing about Bob's death that's kinda creeped me out.
He claimed during that lemonade sale thing that he was doing it for "my father, Robert Chandler, who died of cancer" or something like that. He's also claimed it a few other times on other cancer support pages on facebook.
Maybe @Marvin or another person would know more; but does Chris actually think Bob died of cancer? Or is it something else we're missing?
Because I was under the impression it was old age, illness, and then those bedbugs or whatever it was.