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I used to always have a beard because I was embarrassed about my baby face. Did a while clean shaven, grew a beard again. Tried this stashe and everyone really likes it.
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Most people say I look like I'm from a 1970s buddy cop show, and honestly like it. It took me longer to like it than others did.
 
Bassomatic said:
I used to always have a beard because I was embarrassed about my baby face. Did a while clean shaven, grew a beard again. Tried this stashe and everyone really likes it.
t58m5FK.jpg
Most people say I look like I'm from a 1970s buddy cop show, and honestly like it. It took me longer to like it than others did.
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You would probably look better shaved, no staches or anything. You look like you have shit tier beard (the kind of not dense enough and not uniform on the face). I used to try different cuts, but shaved was by far the best option. Just get a shaving machine and shave once every week or so.
 
Bassomatic said:
I used to always have a beard because I was embarrassed about my baby face. Did a while clean shaven, grew a beard again. Tried this stashe and everyone really likes it.
t58m5FK.jpg
Most people say I look like I'm from a 1970s buddy cop show, and honestly like it. It took me longer to like it than others did.
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I would say Dale Earnhardt Sr, but that's cool too.
 
Ravelord said:
You would probably look better shaved, no staches or anything. You look like you have shit tier beard (the kind of not dense enough and not uniform on the face). I used to try different cuts, but shaved was by far the best option. Just get a shaving machine and shave once every week or so.
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I beard out pretty well and thickly, my stashe is blonde so pic doesn't show it well. Let me dig up a pic and edit it in.

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Bassomatic said:
I beard out pretty well and thickly, my stashe is blonde so pic doesn't show it well. Let me dig up a pic and edit it in.

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Then I would say go for it, but maybe dye it on a different tone of blond so it gets noticed?
 
CricketVonChirp said:
@DNJACK has a perpetual 5 o'clock shadow. It would be a lot sexier if it didn't scrape up my inner thighs. Is there a solution to this?
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He should shampoo/condition and moisturize it regularly, preferably during or after a shower.

This is what I do to make my beard softer, and it works for me :like:
 
CricketVonChirp said:
Please don't apologize to him. It makes him feel like he's right. I don't want to encourage that.
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Aha
As a man who accepts his manhood and takes pride in his masculinity I refuse to be thought of as a fruitcake, as it also dishonors my family, I cannot allow that or I will Sudoku
 

Ironically enough, the only member of ZZ Top without a beard is named Frank Beard.
 
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