Failed Lolcows - Cows you had high hopes for, but who failed to deliver

[From The Uncanny Valley]

DakariMykanFan
Andrew Stallings (a fat cuck who died of a heart attack only remembered for his Wiki spergery and getting involved as an orbiter in the 3rd autism war known as "Weeb Wars")
That one bitch who pretended to be the "My Immortal" author
Trigglypuff

Mykan is interesting because of the people who sperg out about him

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Just wanted to add another one: Matt Sonswa
Look at the pic in that first post. Cokehead looking dude trying to get by via tresspassing for viewership. Sadly, the updates on him have dried up since 2020.

 

[builtforcwc]

Saggitarius Shawty.

At first she was absolutely killing it. I thought we had the Queen of Deathfats come upon us to steal Chantal and Amberlynn's throne. Her whoring, beefs, alcoholism and wild out of pocket statements were continuously ramping up and it seemed to have no end.

Then she began a slow, painful decline into the boring kind of alcoholism and hoeing that you see everywhere on the Internet these days. No more epic chimpouts, arrests, or wild Q and A's where she says outlandish shit. Just another boring obese alchie drinking herself into oblivion while riding BBC for her milquetoast Onlyfans.

A damn shame. If she were actually getting her shit together it'd be a pleasant twist, but instead we just get to watch a typical BPD addict fail through life until they OD at an early age.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Not gonna lie, I kinda miss Ron Collins's mall ninja antics sometimes.

 

[Childe]

Emery Wagar / Chris Chitwood (mostly Chris though)
Chris/Yuki was fucking HILARIOUS, but then he had to go and 41% himself.

 

[Dirty Larry]

This thread has me wondering if any cows here have managed to turn their lives around and be normal functioning members of society.

Spoiler

I'll take my rainbows now

 

[CWCissey]

This thread has me wondering if any cows here have managed to turn their lives around and be normal functioning members of society.

Spoiler

I'll take my rainbows now

SammyClassicSonicFan.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

SammyClassicSonicFan.

To be fair, he was very young and he just grew out of his behavior. Good for him though.

This thread has me wondering if any cows here have managed to turn their lives around and be normal functioning members of society.

Spoiler

I'll take my rainbows now

I'd argue that this fella counts.

With the number of eccentricities he had, there was almost 100% chance of him becoming the next Chris and getting devoured by Internet Hate Machine, however, it didn't happen. He seems to be somewhat adjusted and people mostly forgot about him. He also beat his fear of blue water, which is cool.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I'm a bit sad that the Chibi thread didn't go anywhere. Dude was ripe lolcow material but he got trolled into oblivion and now he just seems genuinely scared most of the time.

If only you were here to see how much things have changed.