Orbiter Faith Vickers / Zoomer Girl / Fai Fai - Ethan Ralph's adolescent ex

[Fannyscum]

Faith has been more openly posting about Ralph lately.



She has to get her 2c in with the Meigh drama:


Warski smells content and tries to charm the incriminating recording out of Ralph's sloppy seconds:




Even though Ralph is chimping out at Meigh, Faith still always finds a way to make it about her:





Thoughts and prayers to Meigh, Fairy Porris and Rumble Rozy:


lolwut? Ralph's first gf used to kick his ass?:

 

[Elmo]

lolwut? Ralph's first gf used to kick his ass?:
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Kat NOOOOOOOOO

 

[stupid frog]

Women who tie themselves to known losers via babies, then get mad when it doesnt work out, are so fucking pathetic - but not in the way they want you to think.

 

[AltisticRight]

Wait, he challenged to Grace to a fist fight, not her father Ben?
What? What kind of trash move is that?

Well, yeah. Grace would likely win.

 

[AnOminous]

Faith has been more openly posting about Ralph lately.

Ralphamale Fun Fact: Losing your wallet causes you to type incoherently and slur your words.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralphamale Fun Fact: Losing your wallet causes you to type incoherently and slur your words.

What's the wallet story anyway, how does someone so fat lose their wallet?
He was probably robbed again.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

What's the wallet story anyway, how does someone so fat lose their wallet?
He was probably robbed again.

From the clip I saw he explained it as. "I went to the beach, and it was missing from my purse. I don't know if I dropped it or someone stole it.. blah blah blah, They didn't even steal my diamond ring! and I knew pantsu has a debit card so I emailed her and asked for help to get an uber, if I knew the hotel would've called me an uber I wouldn't have even emailed her. I'd show you the emails but I don't even have a phone *puts phone down on desk via reflection in glasses* Who knows maybe someone will find it and return it, but it's Mexico"

*almost verbatim

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Imagine emailing your estranged wife from another country because the contents of your murse got swiped again.

Jesus Christ, that's pathetic.

 

[Fannyscum]

With the release of Ralph's domestic abuse tape against Meigh, Fai Fai world like to remind everyone who the real victim is in all of this, Fai Fai:


Will I watch it or won't I watch it? I just don't know what to do uwu:




Dood:


After she got a tour of the Barbie mansion too, no gratitude:


No idea what this even means:


To be fair to Ralph, Sandra was most likely the dumbest of whores:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Faith, stop acting like such a dumb fucking dingbat. There is no reason for you to listen to the recording and certainly no reason for you to be tweeting about how it has you in your feels. Shut the X app for five fucking minutes already and try using a therapist for therapy, not dipshits on social media.

This bitch makes it really hard to root for her. Internet addiction is a motherfucker.

 

[Katkis]

The Vickers family has to keep on humiliating themselves online so Ralph doesn't abuse other people is certainly one way to look at things.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Oh are you talking about the recording? I haven't listened to it. Hey, are you guys talking about that recording? I can't bring myself to listen to it. Guys, I can't even discuss the recording I haven't listened to. I can't. Oh, that reminds me of that recording, which I haven't listened to.

 

[stupid frog]

"My grandpas would kill him." Your dad is still alive and hasn't succeeded yet, bitch Lmao

 

[SargonF00t]

"My grandpas would kill him." Your dad is still alive and hasn't succeeded yet, bitch Lmao

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The obvious implication is that her Grandfathers were hard men and her father is pure soy.

 

[AltisticRight]

Bad times create tough men, tough men create good times, good times create soy men, and soy men create bad times meme.

 

[bile demon]

Shut the X app for five fucking minutes already and try using a treadmill

Fixed.

 

[stupid frog]

I got a crazy idea - she could try raising her own child.

She could also literally "fix" herself, like the mutt she is.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Faith is now making Ralph voodoo dolls.

 

[Fornicario]

Faith is now making Ralph voodoo dolls.
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Jesus Goddamned Christ. The amount of time and effort these people spend on "owning" Ralph is incomprehensible to my merely ordinary faculties. Isn't there a kid you're supposed to be raising?

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Faith is now making Ralph voodoo dolls.
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Serious question, is she retarded? I remember some drawings she did of her family that ended up on the fridge and it looked like a preschooler did them.