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drmccoy

drmccoy

He's got Autism, Jim.
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The who call me one is hilarious:
I got one from this number just now.

After some heavy breathing, I think he said "do you have angina?" or possibly "do you have any china?". F*** knows what he's talking about.

Weird.
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From what I can make out (the caller seems to have a speech impediment and his heavy, labored breathing doesn't help either), he's shilling something called a "Sonichew". When I inform the caller that I am not interested
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…there's a social networks for people with STDs?
I hate the Internet.
 
drmccoy said:
I was bored and googled Chris and found some gems tucked into various websites. Some are stupid but these made me laugh for some reason. IGNORE GOOGLE RESULTS.

http://www.stdfriends.com/Sonichu82

https://www.alumniclass.com/manchester/lost-rings

http://www.linkedin.com/in/cwestonchandler

http://whocallsme.com/Phone-Number.aspx/4347600848

Unrelated, but interesting, it's a genealogy site that traces the Westons

http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html
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Jesus you found that STD place too!? I was gonna mention it a month ago but thar was no thread to put it in

also....does the very existance of the std site make people sad for humanity?
 
Oh, wow.
Gotta love these:


  • Caller: CWCKVILLE
    Call Type: Telemarketer


  • Caller: Sonichu
    Call Type: Political Call
:lol:
 
So I clicked on the 'featured classmate' on the right of the first link and what do I see but this:


Maybe she'll be hooking up with Mr. Power there to her right, not the future :tomgirl: to her right in the picture, of course?
 

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I've seen quite a few poor souls that share Chris's initials and who've had to edit their public profiles to "I am not the Sonichu guy, please stop spamming me."
 
The Knife said:
I've seen quite a few poor souls that share Chris's initials and who've had to edit their public profiles to "I am not the Sonichu guy, please stop spamming me."
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I feel sorry for the decent Asian salaryman or actor who has a respectable job and a clean lifestyle....but happens to be named "Chris Chan"
Like these poor sods
 

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Then, of course, there's this girl: http://chris-chan.deviantart.com/ *, who actually deserves to steal and keep the name from the tomgirl imposter.

*Copypaste it....the wordfilter turns the unaltered URL into garbage.
 
i actually saw someone named Christian Chandler in one of my old yearbooks. (it's not opl since i don't live in virginia and he graduated high school the same year i entered kindergarten though) might scan it next time i go home
 
Pikonic said:
…there's a social networks for people with STDs?
I hate the Internet.
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Why, exactly? At least they keep to themselves. Would you rather have them use regular dating sites and ruin the lives of healthy people?
 
I don't know if I should even post this cuz it shows that I went to this site but, through the podcast Lou Reads the internet for you, I learned of a semen eating fetishist forum, I browsed it out of morbid curiosity, and I saw an account that said it was Chris. The poster had one of Chris's previous forum account names, and he talked about "the Fanta incident". Just thought I would share that, it probably wasn't Chris though.
 
Why are all of these people trying to be Chris?

Don't they know only HE can be Chris Chan?
 
This is a message to those DAMN MOCKING BASTARDS thinking they're the TRUE and HONEST Chris-Chan.

This game is not fun. If you are not careful, you really are going to go to jail. You will be tried in court, and you will be going to jail or serve community service, forcedly.
 
I used to use the JULAAAAAAY video or the gif of Chris spinning in Flying Elephants on chatroulette. I got reported a lot. lol.
 
SPARKLETWAT said:
I used to use the JULAAAAAAY video or the gif of Chris spinning in Flying Elephants on chatroulette. I got reported a lot. lol.
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My ex used Chris' (pre-tomgirl) pictures on a gay dating site and got a surprising amount of traffic (she didn't use his actual name or anything, it was just a pretend profile with his pictures on it), proving that Chris could have found his "virgin-breaker" a lot quicker (and cheaper) if only he embraced who he is.
 
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