..faking it? | Day 8

[CindyChafe]

New video, same AL.

500.2lbs today.

She's not clickbaiting, she's just trying to attract as many viewers to her videos to show people they aren't alone.

Becky cooks fajitas, Amber condescends. The fake southern drawl comes out.

Becky hates tuna so AL is making sure to eat that While Becky is trying to eat.

The romance is alive. Amber asked Becky to take her out to eat, Becky refused.

AL and her salt cravings. Wow apparently her can of tuna and pretzel thins was a snack for her? Jesus.

AL feels dat binge monster in her bones. Also there's a fly circling around her as she eats.

 

[RG 448]

fat

 

[DaintyGorl]

Day Eight and she's already contemplating calling it Day One.

What is the actual point of the challenge then, Amber? You're running out of Day One's gorl - lezbereal.

Edit: I know she says she's kidding afterwards but then why bother making the joke? You don't need to emphasise the struggle AL, we can see it and you've been flaunting it.

How much more sunken in can her eyes get?

 

[Strong Tomato]

I'm sure those olives and peppers have more salt in them than if she were to just put a pinch of salt in herself. She's dumb.

I don't get how she can't comprehend that she will lose weight as long as she eats less calories than usual. She needs to stop obsessing over a specific number and just focus on eating less and making better choices, and the weight will come off.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

This bitch brings the term lolcow to a new meaning.

 

[UW 411]

Her choker in this one makes her look like she's been decapitated

 

[DaintyGorl]

Two more things I noticed and I'm barely five minutes in.

"I'm not in my prime" - Gorl I could've told you that for nothing

"I'm gonna take it slow" - So, again, like normal? I don't think I've ever seen her do something at a decent, normal pace (besides eating, of course)

 

[Long time lurker]

She's not clickbaiting, she's just trying to attract as many viewers to her videos to show people they aren't alone.

Ah...Amber. Always so generous...

How much more sunken in can her eyes get?

Depends on how much fat she can accumulate on her face.

Edited: 18:48min vid, 7 ads

- the amount of dust bunnies/whatever the fuck that is floating in the air is amazing
- I know for a fact that heifers eat less than Amber does. So do cows, which are sent to the slaughter house when they reach Amber's weight.

(I made a stupid mistake and will have to edit this post in a few minutes - can't watch the vid and post on the same tab)

 

[Strong Tomato]

Two more things I noticed and I'm barely five minutes in.

"I'm not in my prime" - Gorl I could've told you that for nothing

"I'm gonna take it slow" - So, again, like normal? I don't think I've ever seen her do something at a decent, normal pace (besides eating, of course)

She doesn't even eat at a normal pace. She eats like she's been starved for months or something, shoveling it in barely taking a break to breath. It's gross watching her eat.

 

[BeebTheMilch]

Also there's a fly circling around her as she eats.

But it's just the Tuna it smells, guise.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Two more things I noticed and I'm barely five minutes in.

"I'm not in my prime" - Gorl I could've told you that for nothing

"I'm gonna take it slow" - So, again, like normal? I don't think I've ever seen her do something at a decent, normal pace (besides eating, of course)

Lol she doesn't eat slowly or normally. She wolfs her food down so she can go back for seconds and thirds.

Edit: Ninja'd.

 

[DaintyGorl]

She doesn't even eat at a normal pace. She eats like she's been starved for months or something, shoveling it in barely taking a break to breath. It's gross watching her eat.

Lol she doesn't eat slowly or normally. She wolfs her food down so she can go back for seconds and thirds.

You right, you right.

Honestly whenever I see her eat I always think:

But I remember, she can't.

 

[pickleniggo]

I don’t even have words.
But I will comment anyway because what the fuck do you think you’re going to accomplish going out to eat everyday?! I’m glad Becky said no. Amberlynn does not have an eating disorder, she’s just bored and (ironically) empty inside. Find a fucking hobby instead of planning to eat more.

 

[UW 411]

The salt and shade over that tweet! She's lideruhlly addressing criticism from the farms directly in almost every video.

Also, I see you girl - she's trying to rope Becky into her problem (maybe 200lbs isn't disordered but Becky's closer to 300 so she must be able to at least relate to poor AL...) She's getting increasingly more condescending to both Becky, the queens and her audience.

Her southern 'laahhhk' and fake southern twang is horrid and she's giggling obnoxiously and talking in a more self derogatory way lately(maybe she's trying to appeal for sympathy with the 'heffer' etc. comments?)

She seems aware that she can't fool even a teeny fraction of her viewers at this point and seems to be scrambling a bit more and ramping up her manipulation tactics. I think she's worried about her career and how long her welcome will last with Necky and the queens.

"Ahh can feeyul it in mah bones..."

Osteoporosis, hun.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

I don’t even have words.
But I will comment anyway because what the fuck do you think you’re going to accomplish going out to eat everyday?! I’m glad Becky said no. Amberlynn does not have an eating disorder, she’s just bored and (ironically) empty inside. Find a fucking hobby instead of planning to eat more.

I heard somewhere that a full time job takes up a solid 40 hours of your time per week. It could stop her from stuffing her face all day long.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

"I haven't been reading the comments at all..." . Sure, Jan.

 

[pickleniggo]

I heard somewhere that a full time job takes up a solid 40 hours of your time per week. It could stop her from stuffing her face all day long.

Didn’t stop her at her “government job”.

 

[CindyChafe]

Didn’t stop her at her “government job”.

I thought one of the problems she was having at that job was the fact she wasn't allowed to have snacks at her desk. I think she was only allowed hard candies and water if I recall correctly.

But no it didn't stop her from stuffing the food in at all.

 

[drtoboggan]

Her blubber could heat a mansion for weeks.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

"Just woke up, slept in my braids, still have them in, blahblah"

She also is still wearing that Disney sleep shirt, but since she wears it as a regular top I guess she doesn't have to do anything except put on some makeup. Do you think that the fact that she has no makeup on means she showered or at least washed her face last night? Like right after people were commenting about her not being hygienic? But she doesn't read here at all, right?