Fall 2019 Merch Run

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Hmmm... Privacy wants my online bank login stuff.. . Prob just gonna pick up a prepaid visa or something. I shall wear the symbol of our supreme leader @Null wherever I go...
 
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Dr. Dickhead said:
Hmmm... Privacy wants my online bank login stuff.. . Prob just gonna pick up a prepaid visa or something. I shall wear the symbol of our supreme leader @Null wherever I go...
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yes, that's the point. it creates disposable cards that work with any name using your debit accounts.
 
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Found this on google. If it's the same company. Has women's sizing. I took a screenshot for the fags that are too scurred to click a pdf

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e: durr I didn't even notice that null already got the womens size chart my bad
 
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Designs are limited to these two as my supplier suggested I focus on more orders of fewer designs. I may be adding a third.
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Your supplier is a nigger niggard. The designs are great, but the demographics you're hitting are pretty specific if you're only offering two shirts. Right now you've got:
  1. An adorable seasonal shirt for cute gorls and gay bois to wear around Halloween.
  2. A shirt for Christian furries and/or turboatheists who don't mind publicly blaspheming the image of Christ.
How about something for straight men with jobs? You know, something normie dudes can wear outside the house without having to think about it? As wise man once said, "normies fucking bankroll shit," so something that blends in with normie camouflage would be a good idea. What happened to those skull kiwi designs? That's the type of shit a regular guy could actually get away with.
 
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Spedestrian said:
Your supplier is a nigger niggard. The designs are great, but the demographics you're hitting are pretty specific if you're only offering two shirts. Right now you've got:
  1. An adorable seasonal shirt for cute gorls and gay bois to wear around Halloween.
  2. A shirt for Christian furries and/or turboatheists who don't mind publicly blaspheming the image of Christ.
How about something for straight men with jobs? You know, something normie dudes can wear outside the house without having to think about it? As wise man once said, "normies fucking bankroll shit," so something that blends in with normie camouflage would be a good idea. What happened to those skull kiwi designs? That's the type of shit a regular guy could actually get away with.
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I don't think most people are concerned with fucking blasphemy these days mate, I don't know what sort of parish you're living in but even in Pensacola I would not be afraid of looking like a "turboatheist" wearing something ridiculous.

His advice is financial. If I print 100 items with one design, the margins are much better than printing 25 items of 4 designs. If this is to actually help the site I have to give a fuck about these things. It's not just for the sake of selling nice t-shirts.

The third design was more generically spooky but it hasn't come in and due to the theme of the sale I cannot wait for him to finish it, especially since I'm not compensating him. I wanted Void to be the oddball 3rd but that's not what happened.

There will be more runs in the future assuming this doesn't collapse so I don't know why you're fucking angry but they're weird gimmick designs for weirdos on the Internet and I would hope no one wears KF-related shit to their job.
 
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Least Concern said:
You're using WordPress for e-commerce?

Is it all right if I hire skywriters to just write my credit card info in the sky above your place? Because I'm pretty sure that would be more secure.

(I joke because I love, but srsly tho)
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I'm not doing shit. I'm pointing a subdomain at a website.
The actual processing, if you had bothered to look, is handled by a proper bank on their website. The e-commerce platform just handles the orders.
 
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Spedestrian said:
Your supplier is a nigger niggard. The designs are great, but the demographics you're hitting are pretty specific if you're only offering two shirts. Right now you've got:
  1. An adorable seasonal shirt for cute gorls and gay bois to wear around Halloween.
  2. A shirt for Christian furries and/or turboatheists who don't mind publicly blaspheming the image of Christ.
How about something for straight men with jobs? You know, something normie dudes can wear outside the house without having to think about it? As wise man once said, "normies fucking bankroll shit," so something that blends in with normie camouflage would be a good idea. What happened to those skull kiwi designs? That's the type of shit a regular guy could actually get away with.
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Bruh, if you aren't comfortable enough in your sexuality to wear that Halloween shirt, the only thing I can tell you is that you are pretty gay.
 
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Spedestrian said:
Your supplier is a nigger niggard. The designs are great, but the demographics you're hitting are pretty specific if you're only offering two shirts. Right now you've got:
  1. An adorable seasonal shirt for cute gorls and gay bois to wear around Halloween.
  2. A shirt for Christian furries and/or turboatheists who don't mind publicly blaspheming the image of Christ.
How about something for straight men with jobs? You know, something normie dudes can wear outside the house without having to think about it? As wise man once said, "normies fucking bankroll shit," so something that blends in with normie camouflage would be a good idea. What happened to those skull kiwi designs? That's the type of shit a regular guy could actually get away with.
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I mean, he could make one with the Kiwi Logo small on one of the pecs (like how Nike and Under Armor do)
 

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MementoMalum said:
Bruh, if you aren't comfortable enough in your sexuality to wear that Halloween shirt, the only thing I can tell you is that you are pretty gay.
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My potential lust for cocks aside, my point was that it's a more effeminate shirt than I'm willing to wear. The only dudes my age who wear cutesy cartoon shirts are gay men and exceptional individuals, and that's not the kind of message I'm looking to send with my clothing.
 
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