Fallout series

[30+GameOvers]

i hope in the Fallout 3 remake if it is real they just stick a random field of corn next to Megaton just to make autists seethe. Fuck it put a field of corn on the deck of Rivet City, and a field of corn in the Republic of Dave, have a field of corn being eaten by Fire Ants in Greyditch.

You're insane if you think the gooks that made the Oblivion demaster, likely the same ones who worked on the Fallout 3 demaster, will do anything that takes actual effort aside from changing gender to Type A/B and giving players an auto heal factor.

Considering there were no additions/changes like that in the Oblivion remaster I don't see it happening and even if Fallout 3 is a remake rather than remaster (which it ideally would be but 100% wont be) the best we would get would be some tiny patches of mutfruit gardens like in Fallout 4. You should expect the Fallout 3 remaster to be as lazy as possible and then even more lazy than that.

The best part is that the demaster doesn't matter. Capital Wasteland Project for Fallout 4 is still in active development, Point Lookout is 1:1 ported into Fallout 4 already and Pitt is up next, sooner or later we will get an actual remaster made by fans that care and it's going to be free, that is unless the mod is hit with a DMCA(which I doubt since SkyBlivion wasn't when the Oblivion demaster hit the shelves).

 

[R00T]

You're insane if you think the gooks that made the Oblivion demaster, likely the same ones who worked on the Fallout 3 demaster, will do anything that takes actual effort aside from changing gender to Type A/B and giving players an auto heal factor

>I hope they put a corn field on a destroyer deck

Are you just incapable of processing other people’s statements?

 

[30+GameOvers]

>I hope they put a corn field on a destroyer deck

Are you just incapable of processing other people’s statements?

You're a moron if you think the Fallout 3 demaster will put any effort into changing anything. That is all I said and that's all it took to make you mald, but considering that you're a Fallout TV show avatar(I think), I'm not surprised.

 

[G.G. A-Log]

You're a moron if you think the Fallout 3 demaster will put any effort into changing anything. That is all I said and that's all it took to make you mald, but considering that you're a Fallout TV show avatar(I think), I'm not surprised.

Is the 30+ Game Overs referring to the amount of abortions you survived, you blind retard?

 

[Myron]

>I hope they put a corn field on a destroyer deck

Are you just incapable of processing other people’s statements?

Maybe I'm incapable of it as well. Are you saying it's actually a crazy and ridiculous idea to attempt to grow crops atop a now-city aircraft carrier and you're only tongue-in-cheek "hoping" they do it because it would be funny?

 

[30+GameOvers]

Maybe I'm incapable of it as well. Are you saying it's actually a crazy and ridiculous idea to attempt to grow crops atop a now-city aircraft carrier and you're only tongue-in-cheek "hoping" they do it because it would be funny?

He made a bad joke and then got triggered when I made a factual statement("You're retarded if you're expecting anything out of this remake"), yes.
Not that it would solve any problems with Fallout 3 mind you, that game needs a complete overhaul in some aspects and adding a few farms won't even begin to untangle the mess that is straight up nonsensical, retarded at times worldbuilding. You would be making a whole new game at this point, but Fallout 3/Bethesda fans hate being reminded that their games are, at their core, broken and badly written pieces of shit so therefore, so puzzle pieces start flying.

 

[Paintrick S Canlinson]

You're insane if you think the gooks that made the Oblivion demaster, likely the same ones who worked on the Fallout 3 demaster, will do anything that takes actual effort aside from changing gender to Type A/B and giving players an auto heal factor.

You're a moron if you think the Fallout 3 demaster will put any effort into changing anything. That is all I said and that's all it took to make you mald, but considering that you're a Fallout TV show avatar(I think), I'm not surprised

He made a bad joke and then got triggered when I made a factual statement("You're retarded if you're expecting anything out of this remake"), yes.

It's times like these that I remember why I have you ignored for months on end

 

[R00T]

Maybe I'm incapable of it as well. Are you saying it's actually a crazy and ridiculous idea to attempt to grow crops atop a now-city aircraft carrier and you're only tongue-in-cheek "hoping" they do it because it would be funny?

One of the oldest memes in discourse about Fallout 3 is to post a screenshot of Megaton with the caption "What do they eat?" It devolves into more memes like posting photos of various settlements in Fallout and saying "where do they shit" and the autists in particular seethe about this with arguments back and forth about Megaton making no food, caravans supplying it, water being drawn that could be used for indoor farming and on and on. My post was just saying it would be funny if someone at Bethesda just placed piles of nonsensical corn everywhere because doing so would make said autists seethe even more.

You can see the effectiveness of it by how the person below you immediately responded calling me a moron for making a joke and saying i'm the malding one.

 

[30+GameOvers]

One of the oldest memes in discourse about Fallout 3 is to post a screenshot of Megaton with the caption "What do they eat?" It devolves into more memes like posting photos of various settlements in Fallout and saying "where do they shit" and the autists in particular seethe about this with arguments back and forth about Megaton making no food, caravans supplying it, water being drawn that could be used for indoor farming and on and on. My post was just saying it would be funny if someone at Bethesda just placed piles of nonsensical corn everywhere because doing so would make said autists seethe even more.

You can see the effectiveness of it by how the person below you immediately responded calling me a moron for making a joke and saying i'm the malding one.

I made a one sentence statement and you started coping. There isn't anything more to it than that, but feel free to write more in-detail explanations as to how Fallout 3 is a badly written piece of shit with no worldbuilding, saves me the time(and I can do that all day, believe me). "Oh, the game is awful, that's the joke! You're just mad if you point it out!" Haven't heard that one in years, almost makes me feel nostalgic.

Good one, maybe if you use it a bit more then Fallout 3 will rightfully take it's place as a masterpiece and New Vegas, with it's "boring" well done writing will be forgotten. If you want to talk about "memes" and "discourses", it should be pointed out that there has not been a single debunk video that actually defends Fallout 3 effectively, meanwhile I can pull out half a dozen takedown pieces that ask very simple questions and the game/it's fanbase fails to answer them. I guess when you've been collecting this many Ls over the course of nearly 20 years, you got to own that puddle of piss in your pants eventually, right?

Anyways, I was thinking I was losing my touch, but I guess if I can still make Bethesda cultists seethe so hard with just a few words, that must mean I still got it. That's good to know, considering that in a few months I'm going to be collecting some scalps when Outer Words 2 comes out.

BTW if you want to actually engage with the topic and not listen to some Fallout TV show fan getting pissy(as they usually are), I actually talked about this very topic in the Elder Scrolls thread

It actually isn't that bad, once again if you're 8. It's a cartoon town where nothing needs to be explained, it's the rule of cool and the very first attraction on your very own Fallout theme park ride. I get the reasoning, but it's still retarded and so is anyone who claims anything in that game is well written or thought out. You want an example of a well written "theme park" city with a "rule of cool" premise that actually makes sense within the world it exists in? Boom, New Reno in Fallout 2, released in 1998 btw. Nothing like that exists in Fallout 3, 4 or 76. If you want New Reno, just without the cartoony stereotypes(for the most part) and better written, there is your capital city of New Vegas in the game by the same name. See, discussing Fallout Bethesda games is such a fish in a barrel situation since you have precedent set by other studios, where as we can be more forgiving with TES retardation since nobody but Betheda took a serious crack at the series(unless you count ESO as a serious TES game). Then again, I am sure the writing, worldbuilding and lore would also not stand up to scrutiny if we compared TES to other similar fantasy settings, but alas I am not an expert on that subject. Someone probably talked about that who is more qualified to do so than me.

Looking forward to productive, on-topic discussions in this thread and totally not just expecting more badly written, womanly and childish cope posts from Bethesda tourists(emphasis on "tourists", ie outsiders and not real fans).

 

[Conan]

obsidiantroons: words words words
Bethesdachads:

Why are you a nigger?​

OK tardFuck off, tranny.

Hello, faggot.​

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

Started Fallout 3 today, game isn’t too bad when it comes to dated graphics on ultra settings, it does feel slightly clunky to control but by no means unplayable

 

[Serbian Peacekeepers]

Fallout 3 cements itself as the peak of the series because it lets you nuke a town purely for a nice hotel room and because a few residents are kinda annoying. New Vegas would never.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Fallout 3 cements itself as the peak of the series because it lets you nuke a town purely for a nice hotel room and because a few residents are kinda annoying. New Vegas would never.

That bait would have worked if there wasn't an entire DLC in New Vegas where all you do is blow up nukes for funsies. There is even an achievement and a challenge to find all the nuclear warheads and detonate them in Lonesome Road, even tho you only need to detonate a portion of them to progress, so it kind of makes Megaton's little fart of a nuke seem underwhelming in comparison. Bethesda can't do anything right, can they?
Oh, and that's not even counting the nuke you yourself detonate halfway thru the DLC, a proper ICBM, whose ground zero you can later explore for end game loot and enemies.

obsidiantroons: words words words
Bethesdachads:

Why are you a nigger?​

OK tardFuck off, tranny.

Hello, faggot.​

Yes, Bethesda fans are low IQ emotional morons who cannot articulate their points correctly(like women) and cannot grasp big boy words nor respond in anything resembling a proper adult response(like children), therefore they are not to be taken seriously and only deserve to be mocked, alongside their shitty games that aren't canon in any sense of the word and are barely even RPGs. I thought that was common knowledge, but I guess I severely underestimated just how stupid some Bethesda fans are, so thank you for being a perfect example to the class(and a good target dummy to train on as I grow more and more insufferable in preparation for the big event coming in a few months).

As I have already made my case about the Megaton-food situation(which leads to a discussion about what people in Capital Wasteland at large eat), several times over in fact, in TES thread that I am not going to repeat here, I will just assume there is no proper response, or indeed anyone here capable of making a proper counter response considering the low IQ passive aggressive responses, claim another W, and leave it at that. 4chan really does have better Fallout discussions, as that topic has come up many times in /fog/ and even if a Bethesda tard has no answer to the question, at least they usually have more interesting responses. This behooves a redditor more than anything.

 

[Agarathium1066]

Fallout 3 cements itself as the peak of the series because it lets you nuke a town purely for a nice hotel room and because a few residents are kinda annoying. New Vegas would never.

Even better the only semi-enjoyable character somehow retards her way into surviving the nuke. Sure she's a ghoul but she's just fine.

 

[Serbian Peacekeepers]

Even better the only semi-enjoyable character somehow retards her way into surviving the nuke. Sure she's a ghoul but she's just fine.

Fagsidian would have had Moira die and go "You fucking monster, you utter evil dirtbag cunt, you killed all these people for what? I bet you feel bad, don't you?"
Basedesda went "Oh you nuked Megaton? Cool, Cool...Oh by the way the only likable character in the town survived. She's a ghoul now, but she's still alive. Also you can go talk to the slavers and the best pimp in the DC Metro will sell you a girl who will be your companion. Oh and you can also sell Slaves to him as well."

 

[Conan]

Yes, Bethesda fans are low IQ emotional morons who cannot articulate their points correctly(like women) and cannot grasp big boy words nor respond in anything resembling a proper adult response(like children), therefore they are not to be taken seriously and only deserve to be mocked, alongside their shitty games that aren't canon in any sense of the word and are barely even RPGs. I thought that was common knowledge, but I guess I severely underestimated just how stupid some Bethesda fans are, so thank you for being a perfect example to the class(and a good target dummy to train on as I grow more and more insufferable in preparation for the big event coming in a few months).

As I have already made my case about the Megaton-food situation(which leads to a discussion about what people in Capital Wasteland at large eat), several times over in fact, in TES thread that I am not going to repeat here, I will just assume there is no proper response, or indeed anyone here capable of making a proper counter response considering the low IQ passive aggressive responses, claim another W, and leave it at that. 4chan really does have better Fallout discussions, as that topic has come up many times in /fog/ and even if a Bethesda tard has no answer to the question, at least they usually have more interesting responses. This behooves a redditor more than anything.

 

[Boxless]

Why is it that everyone that likes Fo3 falls for the New Vegas is troon game! 'meme' made by troons themselves?
Seriously, it's an invasive tactic, why do you see the game as ceded ground to begin with? It's braindead retarded. Stop it.
And why is it that everyone that hates Fo3 can't pluck redeeming contents and qualities from it and is thus ravenous in their hatred?
Holy shit, the worldbuilding is not completely unsalvagable, in fact it takes very little tinkering to make it work a century in the past- among other things.
I know we're all retarded here, but can we at least adopt a 'Yes, and also' approach so that it's at least entertaining for an onlooker?

 

[30+GameOvers]

Why is it that everyone that likes Fo3 falls for the New Vegas is troon game! 'meme' made by troons themselves?
Seriously, it's an invasive tactic, why do you see the game as ceded ground to begin with? It's braindead retarded. Stop it.
And why is it that everyone that hates Fo3 can't pluck redeeming contents and qualities from it and is thus ravenous in their hatred?
Holy shit, the worldbuilding is not completely unsalvagable, in fact it takes very little tinkering to make it work a century in the past- among other things.
I know we're all retarded here, but can we at least adopt a 'Yes, and also' approach so that it's at least entertaining for an onlooker?

A) literal bethesda troon discord gay op, which /v/ fell for hook, line and sinker, to be more exact(as has a good amount of the rest of the community, since they're low IQ naive troglodytes who can't even make proper counter arguments half the time)
B) That's not true, look at almost any of my posts about Fallout 3(including ones I made today) and I usually say something positive about the game(even tho there isn't much to speak of).
C) Yes, but yelling at each other is more fun(especially when my comment about redditors is more accurate with every post)

That said, the answer is simple: Bethesda fans are low IQ retards that are simply not smart enough to argue with(half of them can't even read long dialogue trees properly due to ADHD so Bethesda just cut them out, more and more with every game), so bullying them is more worthwhile and funnier. This gets exponentially more funny when comparing modern Obsidian and Bethesda games(ie Outer Worlds and Starfield) where somehow, Obsidian is still better than Bethesda even when at their very worst, and Bethesda troons have no place to talk since Starfield can, and has been outperformed by indie games that do basic things it tries to do better, let alone a AA RPG by Fallout's OG Tim Cain that does everything else better and was released 4 years earlier. F3 vs FNV arguments are similar in that regard, except that there is a layer of nostalgia for both sides, which ends with Bethesda's side usually pissing themselves and saying that "you're angry for pointing out my game is bad " or something similar while drowning in self-aware irony or whatever zoomies call it, while Obsidian chads usually format their well written, lengthy responses and articulate them calmly as the Bethesda troons grow more and more irrational until it's just a cacaphony of "W-WELL YOU'RE JUST A TROON!" or something similar. Happens everytime, unless the Obsidianchad just leaves because he starts feeling sorry for the obviously mentally disabled tourists. I would love a proper debate or discussion about the finer points of the franchise, but the truth is you're likely not going to find it here on green reddit. Ironically enough, the turbo autists that actually care about the franchise are on 4chan or NMA or the like, which leaves mostly casuals or Bethesda fans here. Just my two cents(which are usually right on the money).

 

[Myron]

Ironically enough, the turbo autists that actually care about the franchise are on 4chan or NMA or the like

Far from ironic; Genuine fans being primarily on NMA is entirely expected. you can even call people niggers there!

 

[30+GameOvers]

I should point out that Fallout 3 demaster will indeed be shit and anyone who is looking forward to is brain damaged. This is what my original post is about, the whole "Megaton food meme" which is not a meme but a cope, is a smokescreen to take away from that fact. They butchered Oblivion and there is no reason to believe Fallout 3 will be any different, but hey, at least you will finally be able to play Fallout 3 by itself without needing to depend on a superior game and it's mods for the first time in what, 8 years or so? Probably longer. That's got to count for something!