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Justifiable or not, no matter how reasonable, a desertion is still a desertion- especially when explicitly stated by the deserters.
This is why Fo3-origin BoS is fucking hilarious.
I was being flippant lmao
FO3 having the main BoS basically being a deserter faction from deserters with their own deserters who are more loyal to the original deserters despite the deserters they're deserting from also parading themselves as the original deserters is, indeed, funny.
>house is implied to be dead
His body's dead but also possibly uploaded himself into a computer and is still alive in some form, meaning even if you kill him in FNV you can't truly kill him. House won. The writers took the most likely to anger option of not confirming any of the endings, shitting on FNV, and if that wasn't enough, pissing off troons/commies who gobble this shit up by making it so House is dabbing over the ruins of the NCR, the Legion, the BoS, and was legitimately someone who wanted to save Vegas despite his wish for immortality in the show lmao He didn't get his immortality via cold fusion, but rather than take his toys and leave in a huff he still endeavoured to save as much as he could – what a fucking hero
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I'm not watching this goyslop if they're saying it was the Enclave and Chinese AI, that's an interesting and not so subtle way of removing agency from non-White people for destroying the world while retaining Whitey's culpability as it was a human that made the decision on the American's part and a robot on the Chingchong's. "It wasn't us, gweilo, it was just our computers!" Very standard Hollywood, non-Whites are always righteous and cannot make morally dubious decisions. This is why all TV after ~2014 is worthless. I bet they for real thought nobody would make that connection and that we're all just dumb consumer cattle without the ability the think critically.
It technically means nobody could've done anything to stop it sans the population becoming aware in both states and simultaneously rising up to stop their governments/deep states/AI computers but in that scenario we've already seen they possess nukes and would gladly nuke themselves. The Chinese AI shit isn't in the show but I'm inferring from said computers being aboard all the Chinese nuke subs that the AI made that decision. The Shi rely on a computer to decide everything so I'm guessing something similar occurred in the past. The show meanwhile is more or less confirming the Enclave might've fired the first shot.
 
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Whenever redditors talk about how evil house is they always talk about him like he plans to rule the entire mojave and not just vegas/freeside.
I disagree with the reasons for his claims to vegas but he did save it and it is genuinely a blast furnace that some good could come from for humanity.
 
the big problem with new vegas is that house is the best option no matter what unless you hear him say "and i'll make the train run on time" and think "OH HE WAS A FASCIST ALL ALONG DUH" like its fucking starship troopers get the fuck out of here with that bullshit
 
the big problem with new vegas is that house is the best option no matter what unless you hear him say "and i'll make the train run on time" and think "OH HE WAS A FASCIST ALL ALONG DUH" like its fucking starship troopers get the fuck out of here with that bullshit
House is the best ending for Vegas, but I think NCR is the best ending for the wasteland as a whole. Yeah they probably won't last forever regardless of whether or not Shady Sands gets nuked, but they'll have introduced a new standard of living and a new way of life to more people. Maybe not all of them will embrace it, but some will and maybe those people will drive further change in the wasteland.
 
I think the Followers of the Apocalypse are a boring faction in FNV because while all the other factions have all sorts of reasons for and against them, the FoA just seem like a plain good-guy faction.
Yeah, even the OG ones in FO1 are more transcendental.
 
Whenever redditors talk about how evil house is they always talk about him like he plans to rule the entire mojave and not just vegas/freeside.
I disagree with the reasons for his claims to vegas but he did save it and it is genuinely a blast furnace that some good could come from for humanity.
When I was an ODD teenager I always wasted House for using me as a pawn and assumed that my character would use NV as his dysfunctional raider fiefdom. As a slightly more functional adult, I think being a Darth Vader for an immortal techno-god is metal and badass. Especially if you're all cyborg'd up.

I always assumed ruling the wasteland (or more) was his endgame and his plans in NV are just the starting point. He talks about going back into space and the merits of autocracy so he's just up there playing HOI4 and you know if you've played that you gotta paint the map eventually. Whether that is good or not really depends on how much value you place on security and how quickly pre-war material comfort returns, very open ended question, but I'm sperging again. Fuck, this is why OG Fallout was so good. RIP Obsidian RIP Black Isle Studios.
 
house is the best option no matter what
I have grown tired of this meme. House thinks he can escape the bombed out earth when he can't even escape the basement of the Lucky 38. He acts like the wasteland is a lost cause when shit like the GECK exists. He's supposed to be a super genius that could predict when the war was going to happen but he built his robot army and anti-nuke shield to need a day one patch, a patch he didn't think to build inside the area he could protect from nukes. The only reason the chip wasn't destroyed in the war was luck. That robo-fetishist couldn't even organize a package delivery without fucking it up. He failed to vet the Mojave Express to make sure it wasn't Oops! All Frumentarii. If Ulysses wasn't cripplingly autistic then House would've been checking his order status while Praetorians rig his bunker with C4. He had to rush to put together 3 families so the NCR wouldn't just steam roll him, 2/3 of said families have already betrayed him at the start of the game, and the third are cannibals. Despite his treaty the NCR are chomping at the bit for the first opportunity they can get to kill him and steal his land. His star pupil he was grooming to be his right hand man hates him and took the first chance he got to betray him. His only life line is hoping a natural disaster in the form of a severely brain damaged mail man decides he wants to be a wagie. He's an unbearable cunt that thinks there's only a big picture and that everyone else is going to see it the same as him. Dumb fuck Wizard of Oz reference ass didn't even think to put a lock on the curtain he's hiding behind, then invited a completely unknown factor past all of his defenses, only to immediately start talking down to them, ignoring the yellow brick road littered with bodies behind them.

I get the itch to replay New Vegas every other year or so, and I did a bunch of replays back to back when the game first came out. I've had fun doing NCR characters, I've had fun doing Wildcard characters, and I've even had fun doing Legion characters despite that locking out of large swathes of the game and having a very short main quest. I've only ever done one House run, and that was just for the achievement. It's like watching the Wildcard ending from the cuck chair. You're letting yourself get speech checked by a 1 CHR cripple saying "dude just trust the plan 20 more years." It's embarrassing.
 
House thinks he can escape the bombed out earth when he can't even escape the basement of the Lucky 38.
Because he's 200+ years old and stuck in his life support machine. Doesn't even matter when he can beam himself into a securitron as seen at the end of a House playthrough.
He acts like the wasteland is a lost cause when shit like the GECK exists.
True, but GECKs are few and far between. Even if the Legion and NCR weren't factors in fucking up the wasteland, you'd still have Khans (without a Bitter Springs gimping their numbers and spirit), the Brotherhood (without an NCR firefight to dwindle their numbers and corner them in a bunker), Fiends, Powder Gangers, other local raider gangs, the Black Mountain mutants, and so forth. There's a reason why he wanted three different malleable gangs at his disposal, in addition to his securitron fleet. It's only through sheer luck that someone like the Courier would be able to deal with all of those factors, in addition to the trouble in paradise with the three families.
He's supposed to be a super genius that could predict when the war was going to happen but he built his robot army and anti-nuke shield to need a day one patch, a patch he didn't think to build inside the area he could protect from nukes.
For one, the chip was to be delivered the day of the great war. The fact that the apocalypse happened the day he was supposed to get all his defenses operational was something nobody could account for. Two, you need to account for the time it would take to produce the chip in-house rather than in a factory that's already set up to manufacture it. When opportunity cost comes down to time, you'd probably go with the faster option - in other words, it wouldn't matter if he made it in his safe space or a factory, but he had no way of knowing that. The bombs were always going to fall on that exact day. His only mistake was that he wasn't more precise in predicting the apocalypse.
The only reason the chip wasn't destroyed in the war was luck.
So?
He failed to vet the Mojave Express to make sure it wasn't Oops! All Frumentarii. If Ulysses wasn't cripplingly autistic then House would've been checking his order status while Praetorians rig his bunker with C4.
That's why he had multiple couriers delivering different items. Only one of those items is of any actual importance, the rest were decoys. Yes, if Ulysses took that job, then he would have lucked into getting the item that actually has any usage had he bothered to deliver it to Caesar instead of doing his job normally. Additionally, the Legion was already scared to death of setting foot inside the bunker. Maybe they'd have been successful in neutralizing the security measures using machetes and throwing spears, but Caesar would be out of a lot more men than he's willing to send on a mission that is, at best, a curiosity to him. This is why he has the Courier go down instead. He's smart enough to know that whatever's down there can't be good for him, but is it worth thinning out the troops around your home base?
He had to rush to put together 3 families so the NCR wouldn't just steam roll him, 2/3 of said families have already betrayed him at the start of the game, and the third are cannibals.
You work with what you can get. He made a gamble on Benny not being a complete paranoid retard, and lost hard. If Benny wasn't so schizophrenic he might have been able to smooth things over with the Omertas the way the Courier could. A little naive to think the "former" cannibals wouldn't try to go back to cannibalism, even if they signed a contract promising they wouldn't.
Despite his treaty the NCR are chomping at the bit for the first opportunity they can get to kill him and steal his land.
There's nothing anyone could do to dissuade the government from taking what they want that you've got, outside of declaring war, which isn't the smartest thing to do when your (potential) business partner still has work to do throwing their men at the enemy. They're also highly incompetent and have no way of breaching his perimeter outside of the Courier, a choice that comes down to whatever you would rather do. Actually, in theory the NCR could raid House tower, but they'd want to use their best men to make sure they take down his guards. Best men that they're saving for the giant war on the horizon. Hell, they'd only want to kill him before the war is over because they have no idea what move he would make the moment they win or lose. Actually, no, given the showdown with Oliver at the end of the game, they had no idea at all that House was going to show up and demand the NCR vacate the region.
His star pupil he was grooming to be his right hand man hates him and took the first chance he got to betray him.
Benny is a wild card, just like the Courier. House's mistake was not realizing that Benny was a schizophrenic retard. He mistook a backstabber killing his previous boss to work for him as loyalty, rather than a red flag. That's on House.
His only life line is hoping a natural disaster in the form of a severely brain damaged mail man decides he wants to be a wagie.
The same could be said of the NCR and Legion. No matter what, the Courier is the deciding factor in winning the war.
He's an unbearable cunt that thinks there's only a big picture and that everyone else is going to see it the same as him.
That's true. A billionaire who's stuck in the past probably won't be able to convince anyone living in the radioactive middle ages that sending a rocket to the moon could possibly have any meaning to them.
Dumb fuck Wizard of Oz reference ass didn't even think to put a lock on the curtain he's hiding behind, then invited a completely unknown factor past all of his defenses, only to immediately start talking down to them, ignoring the yellow brick road littered with bodies behind them.
It is locked, it's just a lock that you're able to open. It's also a good assumption to make, that most people aren't petty enough to start killing and rampaging just because someone was snide to them the first time they met. Doesn't make much sense unless you're roleplaying as a psycho junkie. A bullet to the head is a much better call to kill someone than saying roughly "Your revenge mission can wait, I'm going to pay you a lot of money if you put it aside for two seconds to get the thing I want from your mark before you murk him."

It's one thing if you just don't give a shit about what he's offering Vegas in terms of "the big picture," but you can't deny that an army of soldierbots patrolling most of upper Vegas is a lot better than chaos in the streets like an independant victory, or incompetent NCR soldiers fucking with the locals and taking your money for inadequate protection, or the Legion wiping away any sense of freedom. He only takes taxes from the casinos, doesn't care about what you're doing as long as you're not massacring the locals, and is too busy focused on his stupid dreams of space exploration and rebuilding vegas to actually expand past his own territory. No conscription for you, no enslavement for you, no getting shot in the head while you're trying to enjoy a radscorpion casserole at the local diner with your family. He's literally too autistic to do anything needlessly harmful to his citizens.
 
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I think the Followers of the Apocalypse are a boring faction in FNV because while all the other factions have all sorts of reasons for and against them, the FoA just seem like a plain good-guy faction.
That's the point. They are naive idealists whose ideas will fail in the wasteland because they aren't militant enough to survive outside of the comforts of Freeside or The Strip. They are like the Kings in that they are limited in scope to one small area and can't really make change anywhere else. They are going to get swallowed up by whoever controls the Hoover Dam in the end like most of the other small factions.

If you kill Julie Farkas, the current leader of the Followers, their ending slide is that raiders overrun their fort and turn it into a CHEM depot. One of the more dark comedy ending slides is if you win with the Legion it then says that Caesar was so angry that the Followers spread lies about Roman history that he orders them all hunted down and murdered. This being implied a response to Arcade Gannon's mocking of the current Caesar to anyone who would listen.
I get the itch to replay New Vegas every other year or so....I've only ever done one House run, and that was just for the achievement.
House is all about gambling and keeping Old Vegas alive. So a thematic playthrough is of a charismatic gambler who avoids most combat. Find some fancy clothes and suits and talk your way through the game. And gamble and hoard wealth any chance you can get. Or you can go into combat in the wasteland then change into a fancy suit before each meeting with Mr. House to keep it classy.
 
the big problem with new vegas is that house is the best option no matter what unless you hear him say "and i'll make the train run on time" and think "OH HE WAS A FASCIST ALL ALONG DUH" like its fucking starship troopers get the fuck out of here with that bullshit
The wasteland and characters you meet throughout negate that though. Why would you *want* to help House and not go for a chaotic Yes Man ending instead, or be some cannibal legion larper? Mr. House has a lot of boasting but not a lot of proof he can really have man on the moon in 50 years time like the scrapped Enclave idea from Van Buren.


Huge missed opportunity to have an obscure Enclave or super mutant related ending where they take back the hoover dam. If NV had a few more years of development to bleed into the PS4 generation I wonder if it'd have been better than how it launched.

Also took me a bit to realize Walton Goggins plays the ghoul on the show. If you want a better written performance out of him I recommend an old tv drama called The SHIELD, it's about corrupt cops balancing around the system and honestly has kino acting and direction for a low budget show. Makes me wish they still made shows like that because Fallout could be perfect for the format of a grounded gritty TV drama, bearing a project like RED STAR in mind.
I have no clue what crack Bethesda and show runners snort but clearly it's no longer the good shit for missing such an opportunity. And I honestly hate that the show became successful enough to warrant more given its terrible mismatch of tones throughout. One person can make a shitty films out in the Arizona desert exploring ghost towns and still make something closer to fallout 1 than this shit.
 
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As of the latest episode of the TV show:
1) House did not drop the bombs (but he did predict the exact date now instead of a 15 year window) and still wants to protect Vegas
2) The mind control tech is looking to be an intentionally flawed device given to vault tec in trade for cold fusion
3) Vault-Tec and the other corporations are not responsible for the bombs
4) All things are pointing towards the Enclave (i.e. American deep state) initiating it

>Brotherhood of Steel retarded
>Legion retarded
>NCR dead and retarded
Housebros, we won...
This show went from the worst twist ever to the best retcon ever.
 
One thing Ive never seen mentioned in seeing a lot of fallout youtube/fallout youtubers is that the best way to beat terminals is just to look to see which word has the most vowels in it, Ive almost never locked a terminal on myself ever because of this. its so weird that they made an entire perk (in fnv) to make it so terminals cant lock you out if you can just leave the terminal at the last attempt, loading a save is way more effort that doing these 2 things as well. They should have made it so the perk had 2 ranks, one for a set chance to unlock terminals instantly and it doesnt do it for hard/veryhard terminals, and rank two gives you an extra chance to guess a password.
 
One thing Ive never seen mentioned in seeing a lot of fallout youtube/fallout youtubers is that the best way to beat terminals is just to look to see which word has the most vowels in it, Ive almost never locked a terminal on myself ever because of this. its so weird that they made an entire perk (in fnv) to make it so terminals cant lock you out if you can just leave the terminal at the last attempt, loading a save is way more effort that doing these 2 things as well. They should have made it so the perk had 2 ranks, one for a set chance to unlock terminals instantly and it doesnt do it for hard/veryhard terminals, and rank two gives you an extra chance to guess a password.
I used to hate the minigame, but I think my primary issue is that Lockpicking is far more satisfactory as a minigame and locking yourself out of one is because of a separate chanced gamble not because you failed the minigame. 4 had the right idea to have it just kick you out of the terminal for 10 seconds before you're able to use it again.
 
Because FUCK CHAOS, fuck that Joker shit the world already burned, who wants to watch it burn twice?
Gameplay purposes make the chaos fun and more rewarding than Joker shit. You can hijack most ideas and do it yourself. Do you see what I'm saying? The developers are retards for not implementing story beyond the failsafe. Let's say you max out certain stats, you should be able to continue his vision or even rework it after he tells you. That's just the way nu fallout is. RPG focus in the story would be cooler.

While rebuilding civilization is a really good concept that only old fallout would explore, I'm not sure if it's of any value given the shitty lore dump of the Tunnelers as a way to finalize their fallout lore. With the DLC in mind there's no fucking point to anything because it's all doomed. Ulysses is a pussy though because the Tunnelers would just be some other obstacle to overcome. Nevermind. They're just a contrived plot point to keep the wasteland the way it is as a reset button.
 
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Mr. House has a lot of boasting but not a lot of proof he can really have man on the moon in 50 years time like the scrapped Enclave idea from Van Buren.
The main thing are his feats with concern to technology. Founder of RobCo, inventor of the Platinum chip (Fallout universe's only example of memory chip storage), predictor of the great war and disarmer of nukes, House does have a decent track record of capability. His boasting his backed by his history and is well aware enough of his own capabilities and those of his enemies that he makes very few decisions that one can be considered "questionable" in the story's context. His two most contentious decisions are his decision to kill the BoS and The Kings; however, the BoS vindicate him in all endings except 1 since they just start harassing locals and attempt to assert dominance over the area; The Kings are treated the same as The White Gloves and Omertas as locals allying with a foreign power with the intent to undermine House, unless they don't, at which point he leaves them be.

I also feel that waiting 200 years is something that is often brushed over. He spent all that time waiting, had no body, no company, yet managed to not go batshit. He had a singular thing to live for and he was going to do it.
The Courier: "How did you nearly die, defending Vegas?"
Robert House: "Software glitches set off a cascade of system crashes. I had to take the Lucky 38's reactor offline, lest it melt down. For nearly five years I battled power outages and more system crashes until I finally managed to reboot my data core with an older version of the OS. I spent the next few decades in a veritable coma. But I survived, obviously - and eventually thrived."
Another is how he has no means of living out the decadence he encourages to achieve his goals, so even if immortality a motivating factor, it begs the question: to what end? He's got an ego, but I believe his hope for humanity is sincere.

I would also recommend The Shield. Goggins is pretty decent in anything, so I'd also recommend Justified on the merits he brings to that show. The cast is also solid with Timothy Olyphant in the lead – and before he grew that awful soul patch too. ISPOILER]ignore the one Jew fantasy episode of collecting and burning Hitler's paintings[/ISPOILER]. Goggins is generally good at playing an anti-villain whilst also remaining likable hence why he's typecast as such - maybe it's the Vegeta-hairline.
 
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