Listen, Fallout Equestria is not "half bad" it is "full bad" with the only thing maybe elevating above My Immortal being the fact that the guy formatted it halfway decently. Don't make me go full autism on this I beg you.
So, Panoramix is an exiled Enclave science team member who made even the hardliners squeamish with his ideas on how to make more Frank Horrigans and even tried some of them on himself... it's just that he was a bit too blatant about it, so everyone hated it but let him live out of respect for his dedication to the cause. So he went trying out his ideas in practice on tribals and whatever leftover FEV barrels he scavenged by blind idiot luck and combat drugs he managed to cook from local trash. It'd be a funny juxtaposition with Ceasar the midwit who can't conquer a pathetic village right in the middle of his territory lead by an actual intelectual who dopes his soldiers to the point they can easily beat the Legion off in HtH combat and Caesar being Caesar sees it as a point of pride to not cheat with gunpowder.
Maybe Panoramix was going to use the tribals as test subjects but he softened up to them, start to see them as actual friends over time and the Enclave falling apart back at Poseidon Oil Rig (coupled with the fact he thought the idea of travelling all the way to TCW was retarded) led to him becoming the a close equivalent of the original version of the character.
Also I do imagine the legionaires use guns but the effects of the "potion" legit give them the durability of deathclaws so most ballistics and weaker lasers just annoy them at most, By the time the effects wear off, every legionaire has had a knuckle sandwich.
If the PC ransacks the druid's house, he can find a dusty random issue of Asterix with a description "reads a bit like Cat's Paw... but for kids?"
You know, it would legit not look out of place if F2 had a random encounter with the Chosen One finding a friendly tribe thats clearly meant to be the gauls and you find an Asterix issue in a locked chest. If you got good karma, you are given a bottle of the potion that grants you max Strength and Endurance temporarly ("it has a pleasant, vegetable-like taste")
There is exactly one good video game movie, and it gets no respect because nerds would literally rather die than admit the only good video game movie was made by Ewe Boll.
Postal was never a high art franchise so Uwe Boll, a trash director, was kind of the perfect pick. The world of the Postal movie is gross, shameless, very aggressive and corrupt...
And, uhhh, are we suppose the games arent exactly like that? I dont know what fans were expecting with a Postal movie,
You'll never see a movie like these days. Uwe Boll is 100% self aware of his reputation and isnt afraid of completely mock his haters AND himself for it.
He plays a character that is practically himself, right down to him talking about rumors he uses Nazi gold to fund his movies ("And what can I say? Its true!") and Vince legit breaks the fourth wall to ask wtf he has done to his movie, only for Uwe to reply "idk wtf your problem is, the movie's great!", leading to a fist fist (in which Uwe suddenly has boxing gloves). And eventually ends with his character getting shot in the balls, his last words being "I hate video games...". Now tell me thats not a man with an actual sense of humor?
Just look at those fucking ratings, solid proof that crucifying people to send a message can be beneficial to mankind.
I knew I read this whole post in Ceasar's voice for a reason
