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*****Final edit for now*****
Ralph has revealed on stream that he jumped the gun. It was a false positive and when the horse pissed on another stick it came back negative. As an aside for anyone else it's a pregnancy test, but not for these two.
So where we stand on the reneg is that Ralph's seed is not as potent as he likes to claim. Pay piggies who donated congrats money won't be refunded and got scammed. Ralph is still son-free.
You can tell Ralph is down bad after that one though. He's not been on a twitter rampage claiming he's owned the ay logs, Infact he hasn't addressed it once on his Twitter. This always happens when something actually hurts Ralph
I lied, small edit.
Oh Ralph no

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The Ralphamale strikes again with his Ralphaseed as he likes to call it. Announced on the Millstream last night. Photo thanks to Truly Rural.

Yup I think I see two lines, and yup there is a stick that May pissed on. Both of those facts are equally as foul.
So this should be a cause to celebrate in the Ralphadomicile, which it seems to be as it is announced on twitter.

Look at those likes and replies, I'm sure nothing but positivity and congrats in there.
However, a Ralph can never take anything with grace. Since HM has built an entire apartment complex in Ralph's brain, you know where this goes.

I FUCKED YOUR DAUGHTER
Ralph did not even miss a beat. And yes he continued from there.

I think humility would actually kill Ralph. Nonetheless his already stretched finances are about to become far more stretched. So will his patience as a pregnant pantsu needs to deal with one baby and also Rozy, and then they will have 2 children crying and needing care, and with how Ralph has handled one? Good luck there reroll the second.
Edit #1
Here is the video of Ralph making the announcement against Pantsus will, and then having to go get the test because she refused to bring it to him.
Credit for timestamps to Truly Rural, and clips to Shush
Announcement
Piss stick
Ralph has revealed on stream that he jumped the gun. It was a false positive and when the horse pissed on another stick it came back negative. As an aside for anyone else it's a pregnancy test, but not for these two.
So where we stand on the reneg is that Ralph's seed is not as potent as he likes to claim. Pay piggies who donated congrats money won't be refunded and got scammed. Ralph is still son-free.
You can tell Ralph is down bad after that one though. He's not been on a twitter rampage claiming he's owned the ay logs, Infact he hasn't addressed it once on his Twitter. This always happens when something actually hurts Ralph
I lied, small edit.
Oh Ralph no

**************
The Ralphamale strikes again with his Ralphaseed as he likes to call it. Announced on the Millstream last night. Photo thanks to Truly Rural.

Yup I think I see two lines, and yup there is a stick that May pissed on. Both of those facts are equally as foul.
So this should be a cause to celebrate in the Ralphadomicile, which it seems to be as it is announced on twitter.

Look at those likes and replies, I'm sure nothing but positivity and congrats in there.
However, a Ralph can never take anything with grace. Since HM has built an entire apartment complex in Ralph's brain, you know where this goes.

I FUCKED YOUR DAUGHTER
Ralph did not even miss a beat. And yes he continued from there.

I think humility would actually kill Ralph. Nonetheless his already stretched finances are about to become far more stretched. So will his patience as a pregnant pantsu needs to deal with one baby and also Rozy, and then they will have 2 children crying and needing care, and with how Ralph has handled one? Good luck there reroll the second.
Edit #1
Here is the video of Ralph making the announcement against Pantsus will, and then having to go get the test because she refused to bring it to him.
Credit for timestamps to Truly Rural, and clips to Shush
Announcement
Piss stick
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