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I've never wrote any fanfiction before. Here is my first piece.

Wittmannchu - Defender of CWCVille​

It was a quiet afternoon in CWCVille. Recently, that town became home of the electric hedgehog pokemon reincarnation of German Panzer ace, Michael Wittmann, now known as Wittmannchu and his wife, Ariana Rosechu.
The electric hedgehog couple was in their candle-lit bedroom. Ariana swiftly removed her bathrobe, revealing lace lingerie.
This gorgeous rosechu had facial features similar to those of Taylor Swift. Her yellow gold jewelry matched her natural blonde hair and her cheeks were burning with passion.
Moments before she was about to open a bottle of good Italian wine, sent by Benitochu, Wittmannchu's phone displayed a loud notification. Enigma app successfully decrypted Magi-Chan's telepathic message. It said that Michael Snyder received a pair of special tactical boots he ordered about a week ago, from a company named ReeeCow.
Sounds innocuous, but this company is famous for making boots for kicking autistic people. And that is what evil Jew Michael Snyder does with passion.
Then comes another message from Magi-Chan. It was a blurry video of Snyder kicking some autistic kid. Magi-Chan encoded his vision of future into a video.

There will be time for intimacy, but now, it's time for duty. Ariana pulls out two clean and flawlessly ironed Hugo Boss uniforms, they get dressed in the matter of seconds and jump to the garage. That garage is the only thing that makes their suburb home look different. It's huge, because it houses their Panzerkampfwagen VI, also known as Tiger 1 tank.
Ariana jumps into the driver seat, putting her voluptuous butt on a comfy pillow, while Wittmannchu zaps the starter with his electric hedgehog power, unlike humans who used to do that with a hand crank, or by spending some battery energy.
Heavy flywheel spins and then transfers it's energy to the engine. Mighty engine roars and Tiger is on it's way.
Usually, it takes a crew of 5, however, both Ariana and Wittmannchu have some special powers to get the job done.
Ariana has a telepathic link with both Witmannchu and the machine, enabling her to maneuver it at high speed better than any human German could. Wittmannchu can use his telekinesis to load and aim the gun while standing in the turret, while also shooting the machine guns.

In the meanwhile, Snyder was happily walking with his ReeeCow boots and he found his first victim - Kenny, a slightly overweight, autistic man in his early 20s, childlike naivete, dorky vibe and thick glasses.
Snyder approached him, pointed to the bushes and yelled "Look, a wild Pikachu!". Kenny turned his back to see and Snyder kicked him as hard as he could. And again, and again.
Kenny was begging him to stop, but the merciless Jew was just warming up. He kicked him so hard that his fidget spinner fell out of his pocket. Kenny could no longer form a sentence, from stress and pain. The magic nature of these boots made every kick more painful and distressing.
Soon, incoherent begging turned into REEEEEE screeching (hence the name ReeeCow) and it was the music for evil Jew's ears. Snyder was as happy as a high methead, but then, he heard the engine roaring. Massive Tiger appeared out of nowhere and it was heading straight to him. He tried to run, but stumbled and one of the tracks run over his legs. Then it returned back on his legs, with breaks on, severing them completely.
Snyder was screaming in agony and Witmannchu jumped out of his turret. Ariana also came out to comfort Kenny, when she noticed that she accidentally ran over his fidget spinner as well.
Wittmannchu then pulled his Walther P38, finishing Snyder with a single headshot. Kenny was still crying, but now he could speak, almost coherently. Wittmannchu then gave him a new, finely-machined, German-made fidget spinner with a flawless bearing. Kenny screeched REEEE again, but this time out of joy.
Wittmannchu and Ariana jumped back in their Tiger as they receive another message from Magi-Chan. It was about some vulture hedge funds posing a threat to CWCVille economy, but it could wait for couple of hours.
They were riding back home to finish what they started.
 
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Did some based concept art for the fan comic series I'm brewing (haven't drawn comics in almost a decade so this should be fun). Basic concept as follows:

Following the US-Sino war and the final dimensional merge, Sonichu Prime is lost. In the year 2077, scientists discover the lost medallion of Chris-Chan and extract skin flakes and hair stuck within the plasticine. With this DNA, the last hopes of stopping the merge and finding Sonichu fall down to one clone, genetically identical to the original but trained for a different path. Can the forces of Darkbind & the CCP be stopped?

Chandler-X is working on it.
 

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Some nice fan art drawn by Bob Chandler back in the 90s. Never seen this video before, discovered it on Chris Chan documentary Episode 57. I think the person is supposed to be Chris. The text reads: “Sonichu: defender, champion, and educator of autistic persons everywhere. KNOCKING OUT THE BIG A.”
 

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I got bored so I decided to improve one of Chris's old high school essays.
I don't know anywhere else to put it but here.

This essay is part of a series of papers on the second World War. This one, in particular, will go over how the War of Japan got started, which came down to two factors, the belief that the Japanese were racially superior and past unequal trade treaties against Japan itself.

Before World War 2, the Japanese deemed themselves "the superior race and the rest of the world as barbarians." In the eyes of the United States, it was utterly ridiculous. So when Japan marched into Manchuria in 1931, the United States denounced the action and said they would never recognize Japan's conquest. Of course, it may have been possible that the United States wanted to prove itself to be militarily superior against the Japanese, which they would soon. Still, for now, all that there was is a formal denouncement.

Six years later, "a skirmish between Japanese troops on night maneuvers and Chinese troops guarding the Marco Polo bridge." So based on this source, a fight between the Japanese and the Chinese only caused even more tension with the United States. But, even before that "skirmish," there was an enormous amount of tension between the United States and Japan, most notably was when the United States forced Japan to trade with them alongside a lot of unequal trade treaties that often sought to benefit the United States.

As the Japanese war finally began, the United States saw that it was unwinnable. Near the end of the war, the President of the United States wanted the fight to end, which eventually happened in the most unfortunate way by the atomic bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. To think racial ideas and simple trading resulted in this was crazy.
 
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Gorgar said:
I got bored so I decided to improve one of Chris's old high school essays.
I don't know anywhere else to put it but here.

This essay is part of a series of papers on the second World War. This one, in particular, will go over how the War of Japan got started, which came down to two factors, the belief that the Japanese were racially superior and past unequal trade treaties against Japan itself.

Before World War 2, the Japanese deemed themselves "the superior race and the rest of the world as barbarians." In the eyes of the United States, it was utterly ridiculous. So when Japan marched into Manchuria in 1931, the United States denounced the action and said they would never recognize Japan's conquest. Of course, it may have been possible that the United States wanted to prove itself to be militarily superior against the Japanese, which they would soon. Still, for now, all that there was is a formal denouncement.

Six years later, "a skirmish between Japanese troops on night maneuvers and Chinese troops guarding the Marco Polo bridge." So based on this source, a fight between the Japanese and the Chinese only caused even more tension with the United States. But, even before that "skirmish," there was an enormous amount of tension between the United States and Japan, most notably was when the United States forced Japan to trade with them alongside a lot of unequal trade treaties that often sought to benefit the United States.

As the Japanese war finally began, the United States saw that it was unwinnable. Near the end of the war, the President of the United States wanted the fight to end, which eventually happened in the most unfortunate way by the atomic bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. To think racial ideas and simple trading resulted in this was crazy.
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My god, this is more presentable than the incoherent mess that was Chris’s version.
 
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Thanks, I also thought about going to the Sonichu comics and remaking them as well though I don’t know if it’ll be a good idea or not.
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It's been attempted, sometimes with a level of success, before. I won't say "Hell no, don't even try" but I feel that I should alert you: It's a cursed project. Making a spinoff might work better in the long run.
 
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